Is He the Right Match for Evo?

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The discussion revolves around the humorous and light-hearted quest to find a suitable partner for a member named Evo, who is described as needing a man to help with various domestic challenges and her energetic dog. Participants express their interest in Evo, highlighting traits such as humor, intelligence, and compatibility over physical appearance. The thread is filled with playful banter, with many contributors joking about their qualifications and the absurdity of the situation. There are references to potential candidates, with some expressing their admiration for Evo and others humorously disqualifying themselves. The tone remains jovial, with frequent mentions of wedding plans and the comedic notion of a "shotgun wedding." Overall, the thread showcases a community's camaraderie and affection for Evo, while also engaging in witty exchanges about relationships and personal attributes.
  • #61
marlon said:
My pleasure... :devil:

marlon, the eliminator...
Uh oh, I forgot who you were...godfather. :bugeye:
 
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  • #62
marlon said:
My pleasure... :devil:

marlon, the eliminator...

Uh oh...I'd better warn humanino about waking up in the morning to be greeted by a horsehead.
 
  • #63
Evo said:
Uh oh, I forgot who you were...godfather. :bugeye:


Cara carissima, i am just trying to protect la famiglia...you know...at all cost if necessary...

Trust me...i will make him an offer you cannot refuse...consider you problems solved...

tanti bacci...Don Marlon...
 
  • #64
Gokul43201 said:
Uh oh...I'd better warn humanino about waking up in the morning to be greeted by a horsehead.


You are already too late Gokul...


But i just put your name on my list... :wink:

Till very Soon...
 
  • #65
I've always respected Don Marlon.
That's all, nothing else to say. Just talking out loud. No particular reason.
 
  • #66
marlon said:
Cara carissima, i am just trying to protect la famiglia...you know...at all cost if necessary...

Trust me...i will make him an offer you cannot refuse...consider you problems solved...

tanti bacci...Don Marlon...
Thankyou Godfather. :approve:

Wow, Marlon Brando and Gun Totin' Barbie both on my side! :biggrin:
 
  • #67
tribdog said:
I've always respected Don Marlon.
That's all, nothing else to say. Just talking out loud. No particular reason.
:smile: :smile: :smile:

mmmm you are indeed the funniest member tribdog...


marlon, who wants to be as funny as tribdog...
 
  • #68
racism/racist against the phrench

tribog, if that was you that typed that (forgive forgive me if I'm confusing names-)


ABSOLUTELY it is OK to be "racist" against anything, all it means is you(r)

CART-IS=racist like a grocery cart, it becomes phull with whatever you think/belive you are against/standing against-whatever hehe...then it's all your see and if it's the PHRENCH you are racist against WELL MR. MAN

i do have some of that blood running through me through dad's side


THANK YOU ~ GAWD! -+

(gawd=Aw GD=dawGdarn)

p.s. yes, of course i am In Sane why else be out hear? o:)
 
  • #69
What reason do I have to believe this 'evo' person is even remotely attractive, intelligent, or anything attractive at all?
 
  • #70
KingNothing said:
What reason do I have to believe this 'evo' person is even remotely attractive, intelligent, or anything attractive at all?

<stunned silence from all...>

<sound of shotgun being loaded>

<The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly theme playing...>
 
  • #71
KingNothing said:
What reason do I have to believe this 'evo' person is even remotely attractive, intelligent, or anything attractive at all?
Evo is perfection personified.

and if you don't like her you have 60 days to return her for a full refund.
 
  • #72
Gokul43201 said:
<stunned silence from all...>

<sound of shotgun being loaded>

<The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly theme playing...>
I thought I was quick to respond indignantly, you beat me to it. Let's team up and beat the hell out of King Nothing
 
  • #73
tribdog said:
Gokul43201 said:
<stunned silence from all...>

<sound of shotgun being loaded>

<The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly theme playing...>
I thought I was quick to respond indignantly, you beat me to it. Let's team up and beat the hell out of King Nothing
You guys are so great! Yeah, beat him up! :-p
 
  • #74
so, how do we want to do this, guys? Do you want to hold him while I punch him in the stomach - or the other way around?
 
  • #75
I changed my avatar, I look like I'm about to cry in this one.
 
  • #76
Is that you [Evo] in your avatar :!) ? If so, then I am boring, intelligent, love yellow labs, etc :smile:
 
  • #77
mattmns said:
Is that you [Evo] in your avatar :!) ? If so, then I am boring, intelligent, love yellow labs, etc :smile:
Yes, that's me.
 
  • #78
Evo is stunning, simply stunning. In fact it looks like the whole PF Sisterhood are bold and beautiful with brains. What a combo.

I wish I were in the running, but I am already spoken for.

For his remark KingNothing is disqualified. Sorry KN, nothing personal.

Send him over to the nuclear department. We'll think of something. Muahahahaha :devil:
 
  • #79
Astronuc said:
Evo is stunning, simply stunning. In fact it looks like the whole PF Sisterhood are bold and beautiful with brains. What a combo.

I wish I were in the running, but I am already spoken for.

For his remark KingNothing is disqualified. Sorry KN, nothing personal.

Send him over to the nuclear department. We'll think of something. Muahahahaha :devil:
Astronuc, you silver tongued devil. :-p

I guess I won't post that morning picture of me after all, I wouldn't want to disillusion you. :redface:
 
  • #80
Math Is Hard said:
so, how do we want to do this, guys? Do you want to hold him while I punch him in the stomach - or the other way around?
the other way around? you mean me getting punched in the stomach. NO, I don't want to do it the other way around. I hate getting punched in the stomach.
 
  • #81
KingNothing said:
What reason do I have to believe this 'evo' person is even remotely attractive, intelligent, or anything attractive at all?
:mad: I blow my nose in your general di-rection and for your transgression thou shalt bring forth to the fair maiden...A SHRUBBERY! Whilst thou do-ist that we good knights of PF shall wave our priv...
 
  • #82
So, Evo, is this hurting your self esteem any? Are you feeling unloved? :biggrin:
 
  • #83
Ivan Seeking said:
So, Evo, is this hurting your self esteem any? Are you feeling unloved? :biggrin:
Are you kidding? I've never felt so loved. :approve:

Hey, instead of violence, perhaps we could just cover KN with honey and leave him hogtied on top of a hill of fire ants. :-p
 
  • #84
Gokul43201 said:
<stunned silence from all...>

<sound of shotgun being loaded>

<The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly theme playing...>

:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #85
Evo said:
Are you kidding? I've never felt so loved. :approve:

Hey, instead of violence, perhaps we could just cover KN with honey and leave him hogtied on top of a hill of fire ants. :-p
If we knew how to hogtie someone we wouldn't even be having this conversation, because we could have hogtied a man for you.
 
  • #86
I'm very glad I started this thread. :biggrin:
 
  • #87
tribdog said:
If we knew how to hogtie someone we wouldn't even be having this conversation, because we could have hogtied a man for you.
You're right, we're not that handy with knots. Hey, I bought a huge roll of duct tape at Walmart yesterday, that should work!
 
  • #88
Tsunami said:
I'm very glad I started this thread. :biggrin:
Thank you identical twin sister! :buggrin: :biggrin:
 
  • #89
I like duct tape.
I buy duct tape by the case.
Every Monday and Friday.
sometimes Saturdays
 
  • #90
Okay Evo, I or the rest of the PF losers don't stand chance to marrry you,but can you at least invite us for wedding?Wedding is the best place for us guys to meet women.
 

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