Is He the Right Match for Evo?

[tumor]

oh, didn't mean to do that, you don' stand a chance. lol

Why do you think so? ,I have got what it takes to be one of Evo's guy,she just don't know yet how good I'm in bed oops!, I mean kitchen

 

[Andy]

I think this has to go down as being the best thread ever. I'm amazed that i only went away for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and in less 24 hours since i last posted there's 8 pages of posts.

Oh and Evo will always look gorgeous whatever picture she decides to use

 

[Evo]

I think this has to go down as being the best thread ever. I'm amazed that i only went away for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and in less 24 hours since i last posted there's 8 pages of posts.

Oh and Evo will always look gorgeous whatever picture she decides to use

Wow, I feel like I should be paying for this.

 

[Andy]

With a face as pretty as yours you shouldn't have to pay for anything.

 

[Evo]

More important, I am the nicest, kindest, most understanding, easygoing person in the world. I want someone that's interested in me as a person, I have a real problem finding that.

I'm funny, I make up silly little songs as easily and as often as tribdog makes jokes.

I'm in my forties guys. You are all so wonderful and all too young (well except maybe a couple of you). I need someone at least in their 30's.

ph said I'd meet someone within 39 hours, the clock is ticking. Since I'm not planning to leave the house, I guess it's either going to be someone on here or the Federal Express delivery guy.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I guess it's...going to be...the Federal Express delivery guy.

Again.

 

[FulhamFan3]

I'm in my forties guys. You are all so wonderful and all too young (well except maybe a couple of you). I need someone at least in their 30's.

Didn't stop demi moore. Who looks at least as good as you do.

 

[Evo]

I guess it's...going to be...the Federal Express delivery guy. Again.

Rats, he just left.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Evo last seen running in support hose and Christmas shoes, and chasing FX truck.

 

[tumor]

I have made small altar with Evo's pictures and found old barbie doll, grinded flat her face and stuck Evo's picture on her.
Each day I fire few candles and give gifts of food and drinks to the Gods,then I use magic sounds and chantings and stuff(like they do in India), so far no results.
Gods don't hear my whinnnings,only my losers roomates are getting mad at the noises and smells.But I tell them if i find a magic and easy way to coax a woman live will be so much better for us,so they leave me alone.Their inquisitive minds are hungry not only for numbers and formula's.

 

[Math Is Hard]

...or we could strip him, cover him in cream, and tie him down in a room full of kittens!

LOL! Some folks might not think of that as punishment!

Regardless, I am awarding Echo some extra bonus points for being Texan!

 

[tribdog]

I'm funny, I make up silly little songs as easily and as often as tribdog makes jokes.

lol, that's not an asset

 

[Evo]

lol, that's not an asset

My cats like it.

 

[Andy]

Origionally posted by Evo
More important, I am the nicest, kindest, most understanding, easygoing person in the world. I want someone that's interested in me as a person, I have a real problem finding that.

I don't know about being nice but i am kind, understanding, and very easy going unless i don't like someone.

You can't let age get in your way, do you still feel young at heart?

 

[Evo]

I don't know about being nice but i am kind, understanding, and very easy going unless i don't like someone.

You can't let age get in your way, do you still feel young at heart?

I'm very young at heart.

You're racking up more points.

 

[Andy]

If you feel young then that's all that counts, aslong as your happy.

 

[tribdog]

I think you should set an age requirement of >your daughter's age. Guys aren't good for much until about 30 anyway. When I was with my ex she was almost 20 years older than me. lol, plus she looks old for her age and I look young for mine. Everyone thought I was her son and it used to make her cry. I would say "you aren't old enough to be my mom, you just look like it."

 

[Evo]

I think you should set an age requirement of >your daughter's age. Guys aren't good for much until about 30 anyway.

I did say at least 30.

When I was with my ex she was almost 20 years older than me. lol, plus she looks old for her age and I look young for mine. Everyone thought I was her son and it used to make her cry. I would say "you aren't old enough to be my mom, you just look like it."

You always know just what to say.

 

[Smurf]

I did say at least 30.

I'm more than half way there

 

[tumor]

Evo ? who is the ONE and ONLY ?

Is it Tumor ? :!)

All the Best in the New Year !

 

[Echo 6 Sierra]

Evo ? who is the ONE and ONLY ?

Hold on there big fella. We have a month or so, to quote Tsu. I'll need at least a week to thaw out my woo before I pitch it because it's been so long since it was last used. On second thought, it might not take that long because it's up to 66F outside today.

Gotta love those Texas winters.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Hold on there big fella. We have a month or so, to quote Tsu. I'll need at least a week to thaw out my woo before I pitch it because it's been so long since it was last used. On second thought, it might not take that long because it's up to 66F outside today.

Gotta love those Texas winters.

How'd you like that White Christmas this year? I assume it snowed in Austin on Christmas Eve.

Maybe you could put on your 10-gallon hat, ride your white horse up to Miss Evo's door, and sweep her off her feet. I don't think she'd mind that at all.

 

[Echo 6 Sierra]

No snow here but my friends down south got either 6 or 13 inches of snow depending on what part of the coast they lived at. Imagine, snow on the beach in Texas!

As far as the second part of your post...giddy-up!

 

[FulhamFan3]

I got an inch at most with most of it melting as soon as it hit the ground. What's unbelievable is that galveston got 4 inches.

 

[tumor]

With this earthquake, tsunami and now snow down inTexas all this stuff gives me shivers,is this the beginning of the end?

 

[Nereid]

I reckon Tsu ... after the sex change operation.

 

[Tsu]

I reckon Tsu ... after the sex change operation.

 

[Moonbear]

When I was with my ex she was almost 20 years older than me. lol, plus she looks old for her age and I look young for mine. Everyone thought I was her son and it used to make her cry. I would say "you aren't old enough to be my mom, you just look like it."

Good thing I'm younger than you! Unless your mom has had tons of plastic surgery and looks 20-something, if you ever say that to me, I'll have to sneak in and create fake fingernails on you in your sleep and hide the acetone (then again, you're now the manicure expert of the two of us).

Evo, wow! I don't check in for about a day, and suddenly there are 7 or 8 pages of messages about finding you a boyfriend. Do you want one slightly used one with two fake fingernails? I'll give you a good deal! Since you don't leave home much, you can keep a better eye on him than I seem to be able to do. The moment I turn my back, he starts getting into messes.

 

[tribdog]

Are you prone to floccinaucinihilipilification?

 

[Smurf]

Does he come with a free ipod?

 

[Clausius2]

Just a minute:

Why am I the ideal man for Evo (and her daughter by the way)?

*Pros:
i) I always help my mother at the kitchen.

ii) I make my bed everymorning.

iii) I always say pretty things to my female friends.

iv) I never want to have an argument about stupid things.

v) I always listen carefully to women's words.

vi) I try to be polite and handsome with women everytime.

vii) I always change the roll of paper at the toilet when it is empty.

viii) I always let all women take advantage of me (why am I so silly?)

ix) I am 22, so I have the force of a young stallion (everywhere).

*Cons:

i) very few women have realized about my advantages (WHY?)

ii) In fact there are no cons.

I waiting just here. You're both (you and your daughter) invited to lunch at my home. Taking into account I live with my parents, you Evo could convince them to go for a walk and let me alone with your daughter... :!)

 

[tumor]

No wonder you are still single Clausius2, you are too good.

 

[Clausius2]

The problem is I always like the girls who have a boyfriend yet. So that, I collect negatives on this.

Here's me (attached).

So am I a serious candidate?

Maybe I will be studing at UCSD (if I am admited) next year if I finish Mech Engineering in July. So that, baby, you are going to waste a genial opportunity of you don't let me to visit you.

 

[tribdog]

are you kidding? I'm checking IDs at the door. I'm not letting you through, sorry. Go outside and play.
NEXT!

 

[BobG]

You're both (you and your daughter) invited to lunch at my home. Taking into account I live with my parents, you Evo could convince them to go for a walk and let me alone with your daughter... :!)

That's the worst pickup line ever!

I guess that's one candidate eliminated.

 

[Andy]

When do we get to find out who the lucky guy is then?

 

[MiGUi]

Clausius2 a.k.a. The Latin Lover ?

LoL

 

[motai]

That's the worst pickup line ever!

I guess that's one candidate eliminated.

..which means less competition .

 

[Clausius2]

Well, a bit of sincerity is necessary some times. But I love mature women too (I don't mean Evo is too old I think I have been eliminated right now indeed... ), I mean, an expertise woman can teach unbelievable ways of doing some things... :!)

Migui, I'm not a Latin Lover, I am


EL MACHO IBÉRICO!

 

[Math Is Hard]

That's the worst pickup line ever!

I guess that's one candidate eliminated.

Agreed. Absolutely horrible, Clausius. You're out.

 

[cronxeh]

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BOb you evil mofo give the dude a chance

Besides Evo could benefit from a MechE around the house.. maybe he'll design and install a biometric door opener for her so that she doesn't have to run around butt naked in the cold with her keys locked inside

 

[Evo]

Besides Evo could benefit from a MechE around the house.. maybe he'll design and install a biometric door opener for her so that she doesn't have to run around butt naked in the cold with her keys locked inside

Good point.

 

[Andy]

Hey I am a mechanic! Or to get it right, a light vehicle diagnostics technician for the Daimler Chrysler corporation. Not a bad title for a grease monkey!

 

[tumor]

Why don't we make some kind of poll on who is going to be the lucky guy or maybe girl?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I think each candidate should be given a challenge. For example, hang from a tree for 24 hours while suspended with fishhooks, or swim across a raging river while carrying 200 LBS of weights, or cross the sahara desert barefoot, with no food or water, and blindfolded. In other words, prove your manhood in the traditional sense. The winner gets to continue begging!

 

[tumor]

That is a good idea Ivan S. ! Physicall challenge ( unlike mental one ) is OK with me, I'm going to kick ass.You guys might as well give up while you still can.
But let's usk first our Miss Evo what she wants us to do?
Evo, are you there?hello..

 

[Evo]

I think it should be a combination of physical and mental tests.

Perhaps a frozen brussel sprout trebuchet competition for starters.

 

[Moonbear]

I think each candidate should be given a challenge. For example, hang from a tree for 24 hours while suspended with fishhooks, or swim across a raging river while carrying 200 LBS of weights, or cross the sahara desert barefoot, with no food or water, and blindfolded. In other words, prove your manhood in the traditional sense. The winner gets to continue begging!

That sounds a bit like the "tests" my step-father had to go through before my mom married him. There were retaining walls to be built, concrete to be poured, bricks to be moved. I met my first boyfriend about the same time and he failed mom's tests...he toppled the stack of bricks he was supposed to creating (I can't even remember where the bricks came from, what they were supposed to be used for, or why we had to stack them...I'm pretty sure there was no purpose other than to test the boyfriends). I had to break up with him when he couldn't even stack bricks properly. I'm afraid to put tribdog through those tests though. I think he might wind up under the pile of bricks or electrocuted or burned to a crisp. I have to think about this, because serious boyfriends must pass tests of physical strength (the more recent ones have had to help me move furniture up fire escapes into apartments, and stuff like that, but it's been a while, so now I have a house with plenty of tasks I could conjure up).

Hmm...I think for Evo, anyone worthy of her needs to show great cunning in the face of formidable thorny weeds, prove his strength by pulling new electrical wiring throughout the house, and agility in climbing through windows when Evo locks them both outside in their underwear.

 

[Evo]

Hmm...I think for Evo, anyone worthy of her needs to show great cunning in the face of formidable thorny weeds, prove his strength by pulling new electrical wiring throughout the house, and agility in climbing through windows when Evo locks them both outside in their underwear.

Life with me doesn't sound too appealing, does it?

No wonder I'm all alone.

 

[The_Professional]

because serious boyfriends must pass tests of physical strength (the more recent ones have had to help me move furniture up fire escapes into apartments, and stuff like that, but it's been a while, so now I have a house with plenty of tasks I could conjure up).

Nothing says true love than a strangulated hernia