Funny Definition and 188 Threads

Do you know if any where to download/watch funny cartoons for free on the net ? Pictures only are also fine.. I:d like to watch/read them at times I feel bad. Thanks,

A very funny parody of Wikipedia, check it out. :smile: Also, here is an http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia and Wikipedia article about Uncyclopedia. The subjects in Uncyclopedia can be really odd, I found the http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Orange_juice to be one of the funniest I...

sort of a funny post, if it not to much trouble could some1 help me pronouce the word serotonin? thnx

I don't get it: AND GOD SAID... http://www.main.com/~anns/other/humor/equation.gif

what are some funny ones you've seen? watch out for the idiot behind me watch out! I could be dating your daughter. don't poke beavers with spoons (?)

I'll tel you a story about 4 people(The girl, guy1, guy2, guy3).Then you have 100 points to divide btw these 4 people. And then I'll tell you what kind of person you are! :bugeye: There's agirl who's in love with the guy1 who lives on the other side of the river. So she asks theguy2 to...

We have a funny problem :bugeye: In a PHP page we have used following code: onmouseover="window.status='hello'" I runned the page on two diffrenet machines both runnig win XP and both with the same IE version (6.0.29). In my surprise, on one of them, there is no status bar. But on...

What are some funny google searches you guys know of? My current favorite is "failure". Try it, funny stuff =)

I'm reading this book (Hartshorne), and it uses a funny definition of topological dimension, which I'm having a hard time convincing myself is the usual one. The definition is as follows: dim X is the supremum of natural numbers such that there exists a chain Z_0\subset Z_1\subset \dotsb...

brainwashed people are funny. my parents are watching a show about Noah's arc. it said "to flood the world to the top of they himalayas, it would take five times the amount of water on the earth. where would this water have come from?" my mom emmediately yell out "God, duh" and she was...

For lack of a better name... how about your best stories about those precious moments in life that we could really all live without. There was a question in engineering about a riding mower that reminded me of a little incident worthy of mention. While living in the Portland area, since we...

Are TV Shows Really "Funny"? Have you noticed that humans can't completely decide on their own if a tv show is funny and that they only think a certain event is funny when the producer of the show cues the live audience to laugh? We hear the fake laughter in the background, and only then we...

Is this name just funny in England?? I've laughed and laughed at this, but it must just be funny in the UK or surely she'd change her name? http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/1993_seniors.htm Check out the woman on the Right hand side, 5th row down. Is this not funny in the US??

4-20 After gambling all day, three men decided to get a room so they walked up to the front desk at the hotel casino. Desk clerk told them that the 2 bedroom suite is $3600 for one night. So the guys all chipped in $1200 to pay for this. They go to their room to get some much needed rest...

Just an idea that occurred to me this morning.

So Science Olympics is coming up shortly in my city and this year my team wants to design team shirts with something funny on it that pertains to science. We really have not come up with anything yet because my groups mind is always in the gutter, so I thought it would be more reliable to come...

New mini-disc ~ blue laser drive ~ Stores =<1gig Hello again. My name is Kev.I'm 16. I've had a few thoughts about some things. Paticular, a mini CD disc that can hold ALOT (gigs I believe?) of information , and is smaller than a CD! The driver uses a blue laser instead of the regular low...

Every once in a while thread titles line up in amusing ways on the main index. In the Astronomy and Cosmology subforums, these were the four thread titles listed, in the order they appeared on the main index just now: "Is it smart?" "Is it possible?" "Possible solution for dark..." "Angle...

Do you have any favorite malaprops or mispronounced words? Some guy just called into a radio show and asked about sound waves that cancellate. Another favorite of mine is the common midwestern usage of the word de-thaw - you take the meat out of the freezer to de-thaw it. We...

When I first started cruising this guy's website I thought he was a pretty funny, in an Andy Kaufman way. Then, the more I clicked the links at the top of his page, the more it started to look like he might be serious. Take a look at his site (linked) and let me know what you think. Humorous or...

http://home.comcast.net/~clintus/castin.mov lLOLOLO>OLOLLOLOL Goddamn I haven't laughed so hard in so long. This video is funny as hell. Its funny cause the guy gets up and tries to act like everything is cool. :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile...

A funny problem! Hi everyone. I'm a teacher assistant. and my students always copy their assignments from each other! :mad: I suggested to do a new experiment :biggrin: I want to find the original one who is the source of the coppies! I have noticed that there are just two or three types...

I started out with a huge lead in the funniest member voting, but everytime I go to see how things are going I notice that I have the same number of votes, but everyone else is closing in on me. At this rate I'm dead. Now I am in a bad mood, giving everyone dirty looks and kicking dogs and...

Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following 22 questions were actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials. In certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses also appear: 1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person...

Ever just wake up not feeling right? I'm not really sick, but I'm tired and my brain isn't working at its full potential. I can't think of anything funny to say. I might just crawl back into bed and unplug the phone for a few hours. I'm grouchy too. and my bum itches.

Just a little funny when you see a president say something like that. http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sovereignty.mov

:bugeye: I caught my notebook making a funny sound (several times already): something like a click, similar to when you release a string or when you put up your bicycle stand (I wonder if people in the US even HAVE those :rolleyes: :-p ) I sure hope it's not my harddrive :bugeye: could it...

Some fun quotes from our favourite television family: http://www.endevil.com/Bushquotes.html http://www.dubyaspeak.com/ http://supak.com/bush.htm http://www.politicalhell.com/bush-quotes.htm http://www.realchange.org/bushjr.htm http://www.bushisms.com/

I got this error when I signed in today: Don't really know why this happened, but thought it a bit funny since I am only 24 years olld :smile:

I was listening to Peter Davenport of the National UFO Reporting Center. Davenport has paid for and run his center for decades. Tonight he was complaining about the quality of UFO reports these days. Young reporters often cannot intelligently describe things like the angle above the horizon at...

Jokes, insults, whatever. Let's see what you've got.

Anyone ever see those lists of funny things to do in an elevator? Well, let's make one. A friend and I came up with a bunch: Pretend to be alseep leaning against the button pannel. Offer everyone on the elevator sailor hats and name tags. ask them to call you Captain, and push the buttons...

Natural selection at work: Ku Klux Klan shoots itself in the head Duncan Campbell in Los Angeles Wednesday November 26, 2003 The Guardian The Ku Klux Klan, the white supremacy group notorious for its lynchings of black people and those who favoured desegregation, has scored a...

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check this out...its funny A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then...

Here's a little treat for all you losers who need to feel better about yourselves... click here eNtRopY

http://www.uspoliticsforum.com/emergency/ What is your favorite one?

This seems a common topic lately... Mr. Cranky (of movie review infamy) has a hilarious review. The full thing is at http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/iraqwarcoverage.html : (lots of profanity there, caveat lector.) Seriously though, what do you guys think of the network news coverage, two...