What Topics Will Be Covered at the 8th Aruban PF Conference?

[Jimmy Snyder]

Call for papers. This conference is scheduled for the week of Feb 24 - Mar 3, 2013. We need speakers on the following topics.

Solar activity.
Oceanic activity.
Wind activity (especially soft breezes)
Sand activity.
Inactivity.

 

[Evo]

All expenses paid? You won't even need to pay me a speaking fee.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

That's up to you. As for me, I will be going all expenses paid and the bill will be picked up by the taxpayer.

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

I booked with .1 star business hotel with conference room. Not sure about the A/V capabilities...

 

[Evo]

I booked with .1 star business hotel with conference room. Not sure about the A/V capabilities...

Wow, right on the beach! Awesome! I mean, when you go to a beach resort, how much time do you spend in your room?

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

I could be very comfortable in there. The A/V is just to my taste.

 

[micromass]

I was able to book a plane for us at an extremely cheap price!
It might be a bit slow though since one turbine tends to stop working at times. But we have time, right?

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

I was able to book a plane for us at an extremely cheap price!

I flew with them, Fly By Night Airlines, once, but never again. Midway they ran out of gas and we had to get out and push.

 

[lisab]

I flew with them, Fly By Night Airlines, once, but never again. Midway they ran out of gas and we had to get out and push.

I had a similar experience with Wing And A Prayer Airlines.

 

[berkeman]

I was able to book a plane for us at an extremely cheap price!
It might be a bit slow though since one turbine tends to stop working at times. But we have time, right?

Bond. James Bond.

Ejection seat = bad at 30,000 feet...

 

[Drakkith]

Bad news all...

I don't know why the luggage was vibrating, but I blame Evo and Greg.

 

[turbo]

That's up to you. As for me, I will be going all expenses paid and the bill will be picked up by the taxpayer.

That's the way I roll. When my SS check comes in, I immediately pivot to the wild side and book some extravagant accommodations and extras. No sense in letting that largess go to waste, when we could employ hundred of boot-licking lackeys.

 

[Borg]

Wind sailing anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgjHfOQrLdQ

 

[hypatia]

I have the sand activity ready! But I will need several cabana boys.

 

[turbo]

I can't attend, but Duke would love to go. Feeding him would cost more than his plane ticket, so be very careful with invites.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

This year's conference has been canceled along with all future conferences. I have sold the timeshare. I am retired and my wife will be retiring at the end of this month. Instead of going to Aruba, she is going to put together a plan to visit several western states including SD (Mt. Rushmore) and WY (Yellowstone). Sorry for the inconvenience. There's always Bora Bora.

 

[DiracPool]

This year's conference has been canceled along with all future conferences. I have sold the timeshare. I am retired and my wife will be retiring at the end of this month. Instead of going to Aruba, she is going to put together a plan to visit several western states including SD (Mt. Rushmore) and WY (Yellowstone). Sorry for the inconvenience. There's always Bora Bora.

What are you talking about? I just finished my powerpoint presentation for the "Inactivity" symposium. It took me 3 days of intense existential focus. Now you're canceling?

 

[Borek]

Sneaky. And I already had $15 saved for the trip.