Are Fortune Cookies Misleading Us About Our Futures?

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The discussion centers around the perceived decline in the quality of fortune cookies, with participants expressing frustration over vague or non-fortune statements that lack the traditional predictive element. Many share humorous anecdotes about their own fortune cookie experiences, including receiving blank fortunes or nonsensical messages. There is a consensus that fortune cookies have shifted from offering genuine fortunes to statements of fact or wisdom, which detracts from their intended purpose. Some participants humorously suggest that fortunes should always end with "in bed" to add a comedic twist. The conversation also touches on the cultural significance of fortune cookies and the expectations surrounding them, highlighting a nostalgic longing for more traditional, meaningful fortunes. Overall, the thread reflects a mix of humor and disappointment regarding the evolution of fortune cookie messages.
  • #31
Don't you people know that you're supposed to end every fortune cookie 'fortune' with the phrase, "... in bed"?

Ivan Seeking said:
1). You have the ability to be persuasive
-in bed.
Ivan Seeking said:
2). Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must
-in bed.
Ivan Seeking said:
3). You are contemplative and analytical by nature
-in bed.
DaveC426913 said:
The first love, the last love: self love
-in bed.
Jimmy Snyder said:
"You will cross the Yellow River many times"
-in bed.
erok81 said:
"An alien will be appearing to you shortly"
-in bed.
MotoH said:
"Come back later, I am sleeping (fortune cookies need their rest too!)"
-in bed.
Ivan Seeking said:
Help! I'm being held hostage in a Fortune Cookie factory
-in bed.
Moonbear said:
"Money will soon come your way"
-in bed.
chayced said:
"That wasn't chicken"
-in bed.
rdanner3 said:
"Man who invented baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk"
-in bed.
rdanner3 said:
"Man standing on toilet high on pot"
-in bed.
FlexGunship said:
"Please try again"
-in bed.
PAllen said:
"You will soon get a salary increase"
-in bed.
PAllen said:
"You will meet an important person at a gay party"
-in bed.
lisab said:
"Do not upset the penguin today"
-in bed.
 
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  • #32
LOL Collinsmark!
 
  • #33
I went to a chinese grill in Houston here in texas the other week, I wish i could remember what my fortune cookie said. I do get allot of 9s on my cookie lol.
 
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  • #34
I remember one time eating at a chinese restaurant, I took 3 fortune cookies. Two of them said the same thing : ''You love chinese food''.
 
  • #35
I once received a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. It is the only fortune cookie that I have ever believed.
 
  • #36
Gen Petraeus's fortune cookie: "Love is free. Lust will cost you everything you have."

Obviously needs a mulligan: "Love thy neighbor. Just don't get caught."
 
  • #37
I had to search for a while to find this.

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