Are Fortune Cookies Misleading Us About Our Futures?

[collinsmark]

Don't you people know that you're supposed to end every fortune cookie 'fortune' with the phrase, "... in bed"?

1). You have the ability to be persuasive

-in bed.

2). Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must

-in bed.

3). You are contemplative and analytical by nature

-in bed.

The first love, the last love: self love

-in bed.

"You will cross the Yellow River many times"

-in bed.

"An alien will be appearing to you shortly"

-in bed.

"Come back later, I am sleeping (fortune cookies need their rest too!)"

-in bed.

Help! I'm being held hostage in a Fortune Cookie factory

-in bed.

"Money will soon come your way"

-in bed.

"That wasn't chicken"

-in bed.

"Man who invented baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk"

-in bed.

"Man standing on toilet high on pot"

-in bed.

"Please try again"

-in bed.

"You will soon get a salary increase"

-in bed.

"You will meet an important person at a gay party"

-in bed.

"Do not upset the penguin today"

-in bed.

 

[Evo]

LOL Collinsmark!

 

[ArcherofScience]

I went to a chinese grill in Houston here in texas the other week, I wish i could remember what my fortune cookie said. I do get allot of 9s on my cookie lol.

 

[rustynail]

I remember one time eating at a chinese restaurant, I took 3 fortune cookies. Two of them said the same thing : ''You love chinese food''.

 

[nucl34rgg]

I once received a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. It is the only fortune cookie that I have ever believed.

 

[BobG]

Gen Petraeus's fortune cookie: "Love is free. Lust will cost you everything you have."

Obviously needs a mulligan: "Love thy neighbor. Just don't get caught."

 

[Borg]

I had to search for a while to find this.