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British yes.I don't know if jared is a Geordie but I'm a Londoner,Born in Poplar and raised in Custom House and Canning Town.What about you drizzle?
A read a saying or quote the other day, "butter my butt, and call me a buiscuit, . . . ." I thought of Evo and her commentary on biscuits.Evo said:This is why I had to put in the British option. You people don't know food, you call chips crisps, you call cookies biscuits. You people don't even have real biscuits!
*picks up banning gun, gets HeLiXe in her sight*HeLiXe said:Baked...Bring it on EVO!
*notices Newai coming into the scene, Evo pulls out second banning gun and locks on Newai*Newai said:Baked. Will I still be alive tomorrow?
I was going to ask about...Evo said:*picks up banning gun, gets HeLiXe in her sight*
Want to take that back, son? *spits her chaw on the ground*
*notices Newai coming into the scene, Evo pulls out second banning gun and locks on Newai*
MAKE MY DAY!
A very wise man.dlgoff said:I was going to ask about...
Never mind. I think I'll leave this alone. :)

Those are delicious.Ivan Seeking said:Last night I made... tacos! What a surprise eh?
I always make a point to fry up a few flat shells for munchies later, but sometimes I just can't wait. There is nothing like a warm salted shell right out of the oil. Mmmmmmmmm. If they come out just right, they almost melt in your mouth.
Evo said:Those are delicious.
Reminds me of when this woman on tv that can't cook (of course she was given a cooking show) on Food Network, Sandra Lee. She takes 20 raw corn tortillas out of a bag, puts them in the microwave with a wet paper towel for 20 seconds, takes a tortilla and puts her filling on it, then takes a bite. The raw tortilla crumbles apart and her eyes bug out, camera cuts away.
Ya daft tart, corn tortillas are raw, RAW! They have to be cooked first.
Evo said:Cheetos, definitely fried.
Evo said:*notices Newai coming into the scene, Evo pulls out second banning gun and locks on Newai*
MAKE MY DAY!
This should probably be in the food thread, but since you mention nuking...Ivan Seeking said:Yeah, twenty seconds in a nuke and you still have a raw corn tortilla!![]()
To poll, calls for a separate thread. Besides, chips aren't really food. They're crunchy devices used to block out annoying conversations you don't want to listen to.dlgoff said:This should probably be in the food thread
Newai said:*dangles bag of kettle fries over starving goat*
I'll do it! I'll do it!
turbo-1 said:Cape Cod classic kettle-fried chips are da bomb.
It didn't put you off cheese corn? An old friend of mine worked at an orange juice concentrating/bottling plant in Florida. He won't touch orange juice - just the smell of it evokes memories of the smell of scorched juice.Ivan Seeking said:Haha, I've worked there.
I had the damned cheese popcorn line running right behind me on open conveyors! Bad bad bad.
lisab said:WATCH OUT!
A mountain goat http://www.king5.com/news/Mountain-goat-suspected-in-death-of-Olympic-Natl-Park-hiker-105138334.html"the other day... :!
Goats are killers!
Newai said:Maybe he had a bag of [STRIKE]baked[/STRIKE] fried chips.
.turbo-1 said:It didn't put you off cheese corn? An old friend of mine worked at an orange juice concentrating/bottling plant in Florida. He won't touch orange juice - just the smell of it evokes memories of the smell of scorched juice.
Evo said:*picks up banning gun, gets HeLiXe in her sight*
Want to take that back, son? *spits her chaw on the ground*
aaaarrrggghhh!helixe said:*pulls out evo-kryptonite*
[PLAIN]http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2007/115/9/1177512536-1882_full.jpg
mwahahahaha!