Best Avatar: Who Has PF's Greatest?

[SOS2008]

I like SpaceTiger's. That boy sure has great genetics.

I LOVE LeBrad's avatar -- It's great!

 

[JamesU]

I can't really see any way to keep the joke going, so I'd might as well explain it (although I already did in the member photo thread). That's my outfit from last Hallowe'en. It's made out of latex, and the coloured stuff is multiple shades of brown creme makeup applied with a brush and then dabbed and smeared with cotton wool. The hair is just coloured cotton wool stretched out and glued on.

we need a smiley that looks like that...

 

[Gale]

I LOVE LeBrad's avatar -- It's great!

HE'S MINE! BACK OFF!

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Uh oh...

 

[SOS2008]

Uh oh...

There's only one solution to the problem...then TheStatutoryApe is mine!

Edit: LeBrad and Pillowhead do make a great couple.

 

[Gale]

There's only one solution to the problem...then TheStatutoryApe is mine!

Edit: LeBrad and Pillowhead do make a great couple.

aaaahhhh... yes, yes that's perfect.

(puts back machete, hand grenades, nunchucks and matches...)

glad we could work this out.

so in case anyone's not clear... I've called dibs on LeBrad... ladies, if you value your lives, i wouldn't look twice at his new avatar... i spose men are allowed to view his sexiness. or lesbians... actually no, no lesbians... they might change their mind about their sexual orientation after seeing him...

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

I think I could live with that.

 

[SOS2008]

(puts back machete, hand grenades, nunchucks and matches...)

Matches? Don't forget the gasoline!

glad we could work this out.

Of course, it is the sisterhood way.

or lesbians... actually no, no lesbians... they might change their mind about their sexual orientation after seeing him...

 

[Gale]

Matches? Don't forget the gasoline!
Of course, it is the sisterhood way.

hmm... no, i have the gasoline, but it stays... just in case any curious lesbians come along...

but yay for the sisterhood. if only all problems in life could be solved so simply.

so of course, my vote for best avatar is going to be Lebrad. but only cause he's so hot... i guess... i wouldn't mind... if the girls agree that he's a hottie... cause i mean, he is pretty damn sexy. so long as we keep in mind that I've marked him as my territory.

 

[zoobyshoe]

That's my outfit from last Hallowe'en. It's made out of latex, and the coloured stuff is multiple shades of brown creme makeup applied with a brush and then dabbed and smeared with cotton wool. The hair is just coloured cotton wool stretched out and glued on.

Hoe did you make the one eye look sideways while the other looks straight ahead?

 

[Math Is Hard]

So, zoob.. aren't you going to pick an avatar?

 

[whozum]

I nominate my avatar. Can I do that/

 

[Gale]

I nominate my avatar. Can I do that/

...you don't have one...

 

[Danger]

Hoe did you make the one eye look sideways while the other looks straight ahead?

It's an illusion. They're both looking at the camera. There was some adhesion problem around the eyes because of perspiration, so I had to go really heavy on the glue and just keep repositioning various parts of the appliance until they found a spot where they'd stick. It meant that the outer corner of that eye was behind the latex, making the iris look off-centre, and a bit of the inside corner of the other one is eclipsed by the snout in that shot.

edit: I suppose the fact that my left eye is noticeably lower than my right anyhow contributes to it.

 

[zoobyshoe]

So, zoob.. aren't you going to pick an avatar?

You mean vote for the best or am I going to have one of my own?

 

[Math Is Hard]

I nominate my avatar. Can I do that/

I think your avatar is really clever, whozum. For the longest time I thought you didn't even have an avatar but then one day I realized it was a stereogram and you have to stare at it for at least 60 seconds to see it.
Still, I don't know why you chose a seahorse.

 

[JamesU]

zoobyshoe needs a very hairy person to be his avatar...I say astronuc!

 

[zoobyshoe]

It's an illusion. They're both looking at the camera.

I see. Is supposed to be a werewolf or some specific character?

 

[Math Is Hard]

You mean vote for the best or am I going to have one of my own?

I mean are you going to display one of your own?

 

[whozum]

I think your avatar is really clever, whozum. For the longest time I thought you didn't even have an avatar but then one day I realized it was a stereogram and you have to stare at it for at least 60 seconds to see it.
Still, I don't know why you chose a seahorse.

I can never get anything by you! Whats wrong with seahorses??

 

[Danger]

zoobyshoe needs a very hairy person to be his avatar...I say astronuc!

Hey, there's an idea! I'll be Astronuc for Hallowe'en next year!

 

[JamesU]

it looks like you've already done it...

 

[Danger]

I see. Is supposed to be a werewolf or some specific character?

Nothing specific. I just start sculpting and keep going until I like what's there. I just make sure that it's something that allows me to drink and smoke, and wear my glasses over if I need to.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I mean are you going to display one of your own?

I have an idea for one but haven't set my mind to getting it made. It would be sort of a child-drawn picture of a smiling little boy standing there with one foot inside an adult's big shoe.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Hey, there's an idea! I'll be Astronuc for Hallowe'en next year!

I'm going to go as Pillowhead. The Cat-head costume requires wayyy too much glue!

I have an idea for one but haven't set my mind to getting it made. It would be sort of a child-drawn picture of a smiling little boy standing there with one foot inside an adult's big shoe.

I think that would be neat-o mosquito!

 

[Danger]

it looks like you've already done it...

You know, if he reads that, you're cooked.

 

[JamesU]

The Cat-head costume requires wayyy too much glue!

I'm having pains and you made me laugh...

 

[Danger]

I'm going to go as Pillowhead. The Cat-head costume requires wayyy too much glue!

Upon the few occassions that I've had a cat on my head, I've found them to be more than adequately self-sticking.

 

[JamesU]

You know, if he reads that, you're cooked.

he can't touch me because this is virtul remember? unless he gets me at the shooting of PF: the movie[/size]

 

[SOS2008]

I think I could live with that.

Great! Oooops, what shall I do about the mail-order husband that is on the way?!

...so long as we keep in mind that I've marked him as my territory.

If you need a speed-spout maybe Danger could tell you where to get one.

I think your avatar is really clever, whozum. For the longest time I thought you didn't even have an avatar but then one day I realized it was a stereogram and you have to stare at it for at least 60 seconds to see it.
Still, I don't know why you chose a seahorse.

If you scroll up and down quickly LeBrad's avatar looks like he's moving his head side to side.

 

[Danger]

he can't touch me because this is virtul remember? unless he gets me at the shooting of PF: the movie[/size]

Ye know not the power of the nucster, lad! He supercedes the boundaries of virtuality and reality.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Upon the few occassions that I've had a cat on my head, I've found them to be more than adequately self-sticking.

Sometimes this is true. After the Northridge earthquake of '94 I had to have a terrified cat surgically removed from my face.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I'm going to go as Pillowhead. The Cat-head costume requires wayyy too much glue!

You could try attaching yourself to the cat's head, and let the cat be the one in costume.

I think that would be neat-o mosquito!

Yeah, I think it might work. The main trouble with avatars I've noticed is they're so small. You have to find something that works at that scale: not too detailed or complex.

 

[JamesU]

I guess we'll never know who has the greatest avatar.

but I vote for moonbear...

 

[Danger]

I had to have a terrified cat surgically removed from my face.

I'm sure you all know how I want to respond to that, but I think we've already exposed the kid to enough of that sort of talk.

 

[Gale]

Great! Oooops, what shall I do about the mail-order husband that is on the way?!

oh, i can't think of a few things he still might be handy for... plus you could always share him with the rest of us...

hey though, with this talk of halloween... i think a pf costune contest'd be interesting. Dress up like your fave pfer... hmm... perhaps we can tie this into the movie being made... or the reality series.

i remember when i once had avatars. i used to change them all the time... man i miss those days. I'm going to subscribe to pf eventually... soon as i swipe my parents credit card... or... maybe i'll just convince warren to be super... or... maybe i'll convince someone else to pay for the premium membership thing... hmm...

 

[zoobyshoe]

i remember when i once had avatars. i used to change them all the time...

I went looking in the member photo thread for your old avatars after the pillowhead thread because pillowhead looks so different to me than the way I remember your avatars looking. I couldn't find the one I remember best. Might have been the first picture one you had.

 

[JamesU]

I'm bored...

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Great! Oooops, what shall I do about the mail-order husband that is on the way?!

I think women should be allowed to have harems.

 

[Gale]

I went looking in the member photo thread for your old avatars after the pillowhead thread because pillowhead looks so different to me than the way I remember your avatars looking. I couldn't find the one I remember best. Might have been the first picture one you had.

ya, i had a few different avatars. most before there even was a member photo thread. which one are you remembering?? and ya... i tend to look very different in different photos... sorry...

 

[zoobyshoe]

ya, i had a few different avatars. most before there even was a member photo thread. which one are you remembering??

It's a bit hard to describe, but it looked as if you were sitting and bending down a bit to look into the camera. Smiling, too, if I remember right.

and ya... i tend to look very different in different photos... sorry...

Well...stop it!

 

[SOS2008]

...After the Northridge earthquake of '94 I had to have a terrified cat surgically removed from my face.

(Well it's funny now.)

oh, i can't think of a few things he still might be handy for...

I think women should be allowed to have harems.

I like you guys more and more. I doubt he will understand English or local customs very well...at least for awhile.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I like you guys more and more. I doubt he will understand English or local customs very well...at least for awhile.

er..who? Your mail order hubby? I just stick with the inflatable ones. They're not much on conversation, but who needs all that chit-chat after a long day anyways?

 

[Moonbear]

so of course, my vote for best avatar is going to be Lebrad. but only cause he's so hot... i guess... i wouldn't mind... if the girls agree that he's a hottie... cause i mean, he is pretty damn sexy. so long as we keep in mind that I've marked him as my territory.

Are you sure he's available? He seemed to have the hots for Space Tiger!

Of course, I can't blame anyone for that. Space Tiger is a hottie. RRROWR! :!)

 

[Danger]

I doubt he will understand English or local customs very well...at least for awhile.

So that's why you ordered out! Poor guy won't know enough to report your treatment of him...

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

er..who? Your mail order hubby? I just stick with the inflatable ones. They're not much on conversation, but who needs all that chit-chat after a long day anyways?

You know I peeked into the thread killers thread and this is the sort of thing I see going on...

And even Moonbear was involved in it!

 

[JamesU]

stop lurking!

 

[Math Is Hard]

You know I peeked into the thread killers thread and this is the sort of thing I see going on...

And even Moonbear was involved in it!

I try so hard not to look in there, but I get so curious! I think I am a thread voyeur.

 

[SOS2008]

Are you sure he's available? He seemed to have the hots for Space Tiger!

I just stick with the inflatable ones. They're not much on conversation, but who needs all that chit-chat after a long day anyways?

The perfect man?

So that's why you ordered out! Poor guy won't know enough to report your treatment of him...

Oh don't play Mr. Innocent, with offers of living in your basement, uh-huh.

I think the only other person who wears a costume (not the doggy suit) for their avatar besides Danger is hitssquad. I've been meaning to ask about it.

 

[Danger]

I think the only other person who wears a costume (not the doggy suit) for their avatar besides Danger is hitssquad.

That's not a costume. It still looks for all the world like a giant chipmunk sitting on the can to me, but he posted a link to the original somewhere. It's an aborted mutation from the Chernobyl area (I don't know if it's a gag site or not, but it's full of things like that).