Creative Crafting Ideas: Matchstick Crafts, Origami, Twitching & More

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The discussion revolves around maintaining a clean thread while exploring various light-hearted topics. Participants suggest activities such as making things from matchsticks, origami, and crafting with empty toilet rolls. There are humorous exchanges about Yorkshire puddings, with tips on achieving the perfect light and crisp texture. The conversation touches on the idea of a female James Bond, with mixed opinions on the best Bond actor. Idle comments about the weather and playful banter about British culture, including the mythical haggis and the Family Ness cartoon, add to the light tone. Despite attempts to keep the thread clean, there are playful references to smut, which some participants embrace while others resist. Overall, the thread showcases a blend of creativity, humor, and cultural commentary, all while striving to adhere to the theme of cleanliness.
  • #31
17. Who is the Rosalinda to whom George Norman Garmonsway's 1964 edition of The Penguin English Dictionary is dedicated?
 
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  • #32
arildno said:
16. Why did Francis Bacon bequeath £ 100 to H. Percy?
They were lovers.?
 
  • #33
honestrosewater said:
They were lovers.?
Yes.
wolram was so intent to keep this thread wholly unsexed, that I've had severe difficulties obliging him.
Perhaps he will oppose to your Rosalinda question as well..
 
  • #34
arildno said:
Yes.
wolram was so intent to keep this thread wholly unsexed, that I've had severe difficulties obliging him.
Perhaps he will oppose to your Rosalinda question as well..
She is his immortal beloved. :smile:
 
  • #35
"Oh, Rosalinda of my dreams!
To you a book I write:
..."

Ok, I'm generous; you can finish the poem if you like! :smile:
 
  • #36
arildno said:
Yes.
wolram was so intent to keep this thread wholly unsexed, that I've had severe difficulties obliging him.
Perhaps he will oppose to your Rosalinda question as well..

Gordon bennit, i know nowt about this, if i were caught reading any thing
smutty i collected a clip round the earhole, and in later life i was only
interested in crank shafts, pistons and wires.
 
  • #37
brewnog said:
In the late 16th century, Haggises were hunted to extinction by the MacAllister clan of Fort William. Several attempts were subsequently made to reintroduce Haggis populations back to the Scotch Highlands, but none were successful.

In the end (the early 1900s), the McGregor clan decided it would be much more sensible to farm domesticated Haggises for food. They selectively bred the kind we know today, the Scotch Haggis, to have its left two legs longer than the right two legs, so that they could run around the sides of mountains, but never go up or down them. This was to ensure that they didn't escape without the need for fences or dry-stone walls, thus preserving the beauty of the Highlands.
There is also the National Haggi preserve South of Pitlochry in Perthshire (Slightly Northeast of Dundee). Where the majestic animals can still roam free. The land was designated a site for the preservation of wild haggis and is the only remaining area where haggis sows birth their lop sided (two leggs longer two shorter) shoats in the wild. You have to watchout for the male Haggihog they have quite dangerous horns. Also, during the mating season the nearsited Haggihog can be extremely hazardous animal to around in shortpants.
 
  • #38
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wolram said:
Any one know any thing about number 2 ?
 
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  • #39
honestrosewater said:
She is his immortal beloved. :smile:
Okay... but you forgot the most important part. They were ****ing each other.
 
  • #40
hypatia said:
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Oh my giddy gumdrops.
 
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  • #41
Smurf said:
Okay... but you forgot the most important part. They were ****ing each other.
You have an extra letter in loving. :rolleyes:
 
  • #42
wolram said:
Oh my giddy gumdrops.
Don't worry, they are just tickling each other. :biggrin:
 
  • #43
honestrosewater said:
Don't worry, they are just tickling each other. :biggrin:

Hmmm, i wonder how many like to be tickled that way
:wink:
 
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  • #46
honestrosewater said:
You have an extra letter in loving. :rolleyes:
That's because I modified it. Everyone's favorite emotion is now a lot more physically enduring and also a lot more fun!
 
  • #47
Artman said:
18. Is the Lock Ness Monster really a family of swimming Haggis?

No he`s part of the family ness ...

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  • #48
Smurf said:
That's because I modified it. Everyone's favorite emotion is now a lot more physically enduring and also a lot more fun!
Besides, it is spelt luvving.
 
  • #49
19. Why do people spell spelled spelt?
 
  • #50
'Cause it is spelt spelt?

Garmonsway accepts both forms; perhaps Rosalinda told him to?
 
  • #51
arildno said:
'Cause it is spelt spelt?

Garmonsway accepts both forms; perhaps Rosalinda told him to?
Le cœur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point. :rolleyes: :!)
 
  • #52
Artman said:
18. Is the Lock Ness Monster really a family of swimming Haggis?

This is a strange one, the real lock ness monster has been identifed several
times by experts, but scientists refute all evidence out of hand, several
pictures of the Firfirslegiganticus exist, the last known living specimin was
captured in a fishing net in norway in 1843.
 
  • #53
20. Is Pensées pronounced as penes? I'd like to think so.
 
  • #54
I know that paneity is a word, but is peneity also a word? :confused:
 
  • #55
wolram said:
Rose, are you being smutty in french?
No, it means something like, "The heart has its reasons, which reason knows nothing of." It's from Pascal's Pensées. :smile:

And, fittingly enough, it was one of the common foreign sayings in the back of my old dictionary.
 
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  • #56
honestrosewater said:
No, it says something like, "The heart has its reasons, which reason knows nothing of." It's from Pascal's Pensées. :smile:
Oh, is that what it meant?

I thought I had made a good start with the translation:
"The cur's ass raisins.." but then I got stuck on the "que" word.
Seems I'm not very good in french after all.. :frown:
 
  • #57
arildno said:
I know that paneity is a word, but is peneity also a word? :confused:
Sure, meaning the quality of being a soft, yeasty, crusty penis.
Oh, is that what it meant?

I thought I had made a good start with the translation:
"The cur's ass raisins.." but then I got stuck on the "que" word.
Seems I'm not very good in french after all.. :frown:
Hm, no, ass raisins sounds like an English dish. :-p
 
  • #58
honestrosewater said:
Sure, meaning the quality of being a soft, yeasty, crusty penis.
Hm, no, ass raisins sounds like an English dish. :-p

A crude way of describing swollen veins, also grapes.
 
  • #59
honestrosewater said:
Le cœur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point. :rolleyes: :!)

Rosewhattheeky thumpyou anddidnoon about ?
 
  • #60
The Family Ness!

I forgot about that! My favourite was Eyewit-Ness. Not only was his name a terrible pun, he was also a pirate!
 

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