nsaspook said:
I've got four kids and there is nothing you can say or do that will make them not relive our mistakes.
I need to PM you my address, so I can give your kids a tour of my house.
9 years ago, I asked my brother to give me a ride to the airport.
When I opened the door, he looked inside, and said; "You have to die first".
It really hasn't improved much.
Pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a ten minute tour of my house, will redirect your kids, in a positive direction.
spookykid #1; "Daddy, what is that smell"?
spookykid #2; "Daddy, I see dead things..."
spookykid #3; "Daddy, there are holes in his ceiling. Why are there holes in his ceiling"?
spookykid #4; "Daddy... Why? Just..., WHY, did you bring us here? Wait! Halloween is coming up. SWEET! This is the creepiest and scariest home I've ever seen. Thanks, Dad!"
