Horrific Attack: Man Mauled by Chimps, Loses Face, Testicles, & Foot

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Discussion Overview

The discussion revolves around a horrific incident involving a man who was mauled by chimpanzees, resulting in severe injuries. Participants explore the nature of animal aggression, the unpredictability of animals, and the implications of keeping potentially dangerous pets. The conversation includes both serious reflections on the incident and humorous exchanges among participants.

Discussion Character

  • Debate/contested
  • Exploratory
  • Humorous

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants express shock at the severity of the injuries sustained by the man, particularly the loss of his face and genitals.
  • One participant suggests that the attack may have been motivated by jealousy among the chimps.
  • There is a discussion about the inherent aggression of chimps, with some noting that the man should have been aware of their potential for violence based on previous incidents.
  • Several participants make light-hearted jokes about the situation, contrasting the serious nature of the topic with humor.
  • Some participants reflect on the unpredictability of animals and question the wisdom of keeping pets that can be dangerous.
  • There are humorous exchanges about personal experiences with pets and the nature of relationships, diverging from the initial topic.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants do not reach a consensus on the motivations behind the chimp attack or the implications of animal aggression. The discussion includes both serious and humorous perspectives, with no clear resolution on the more serious aspects of the incident.

Contextual Notes

Some statements reflect personal anecdotes and humor, which may detract from the seriousness of the topic. The discussion includes varying degrees of understanding about animal behavior and aggression, with no definitive conclusions drawn.

  • #31
do you have a car? I'll fly over and we'll drive down to MIH's I'm sure she's got easy friends.
 
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  • #32
franznietzsche said:
Simply representative of our respective greatness.
I can respect that, greatly
 
  • #33
tribdog said:
do you have a car? I'll fly over and we'll drive down to MIH's I'm sure she's got easy friends.

Unfortunately i don't have one on campus, its back home.

Shame too, its a red sebring convertible.

I miss my car.

I could take the train down to LA, you fly in, we go get my car, and then drive to MIH though...
 
  • #34
I'm loaded with cash at the moment too. maybe we should get MIH's comment
 
  • #35
rofl, you guys are awesome
 
  • #36
you want to come too?
 
  • #37
tribdog said:
both, if you really must know.

:smile: :smile: Brilliant,Trib. :-p

Daniel.
 
  • #38
I would like to, but I got too much studying that I should be doing.
 
  • #39
I'm flying somewhere this coming weekend. just need to figure out where. rules. 1. I want to meet someone from PF 2.I only stay one night 3. I have to be within 5 feet of moonbear lol, jk
 
  • #40
mattmns said:
rofl, you guys are awesome


Awwwww

*basks in admiration*
 
  • #41
seriously, who wants to meet the great tribdog?
 
  • #42
tribdog said:
seriously, who wants to meet the great tribdog?


MIH's easy friends. I'll just run and grab the bottles of aftershock real quick.
 
  • #43
bottleS? o gawd. maybe I'll stay two nights. have we heard from MIH yet?
 
  • #44
tribdog said:
bottleS? o gawd. maybe I'll stay two nights. have we heard from MIH yet?


Yeah i got two bottles. But you got to realize this is aftershock. They're not 20 shot bottles, they're 10 shot bottles. And just as expensive for each, or so I'm told (i didn't buy these, i just have some great friends).
 
  • #45
about 5 shots and I'll be very pliable.
 
  • #46
tribdog said:
about 5 shots and I'll be very pliable.


Yes, but its still only one night's worth of aftershock.

One bottle to get us drunk, one bottle to MIH's easy friends drunk (some for her too, i suppose...).

Then we'll have to get more.
 
  • #47
believe it or not, I'm old enough to buy the stuff.
 
  • #48
tribdog said:
believe it or not, I'm old enough to buy the stuff.

Oh i know, I'm just saying, you might have to.
 
  • #49
like I said, I'm loaded. I'm looking for stuff to spend money on.
 
  • #50
I do have a few hot, sexy, and easy friends. Unfortunately for you fellas, they happen to be my lesbian pals from West Hollywood. Easy for each other - but difficult for you.
 
  • #51
tribdog said:
like I said, I'm loaded. I'm looking for stuff to spend money on.

But of course you mean buying more for yourself and MIH, not an underage minor, right? :wink:
 
  • #52
tribdog said:
like I said, I'm loaded. I'm looking for stuff to spend money on.


Well in that case...

We'll need a bottle of Bacardi 151, bottle of Amaretto, two lighters, five pint glasses, handle of guinness, bottle of everclear, some gatorade, red bull, and some generic light colored beer, doesn;t matter which kind really. :biggrin:

Plans, big plans.

Oh, and a couple of camelbaks.
 
  • #53
I could change them. lol
seriously though, if we showed up, you'd put out right?
 
  • #54
Math Is Hard said:
I do have a few hot, sexy, and easy friends. Unfortunately for you fellas, they happen to be my lesbian pals from West Hollywood. Easy for each other - but difficult for you.


I've never met a woman i couldn't win over. Well, eventually anyway.
 
  • #55
Math Is Hard said:
I do have a few hot, sexy, and easy friends. Unfortunately for you fellas, they happen to be my lesbian pals from West Hollywood. Easy for each other - but difficult for you.

S T R I K E! Ouch! All the women are abusing tribdog today.
 
  • #56
I really wish you'd quit announcing to everyone that I'm easy, tribdog.

Some of my boyfriends could be reading this thread and they might get the wrong idea!
 
  • #57
lol,I wouldn't worry how smart could they be?
 
  • #58
Math Is Hard said:
I really wish you'd quit announcing to everyone that I'm easy, tribdog.

Some of my boyfriends could be reading this thread and they might get the wrong idea!

That we're getting more than them? :biggrin:
 
  • #59
Math Is Hard said:
I really wish you'd quit announcing to everyone that I'm easy, tribdog.

Some of my boyfriends could be reading this thread and they might get the wrong idea!

:smile: That's the wrong idea? I thought that's what you let them all believe so they'd keep buying you stuff. :devil:
 
  • #60
like LEGO Bricks?