How Do You Spend a Work-Free Day?

[LeBrad]

I beat up the fecund foosball nerds

Bring it girl!

Too bad you'll catch me though, because, due to my foosball playing, my door opening ability is second to none!

 

[honestrosewater]

Too bad you'll catch me though,

Wow, your cunning linguist skills are prostrating.

because, due to my foosball playing, my door opening ability is second to none!

Due to your foosball playing, I'm sure.

 

[LeBrad]

Wow, your cunning linguist skills are prostrating.
Due to your foosball playing, I'm sure.

My door opening skills have increased, but my typing skills have suffered from it.

 

[honestrosewater]

My door opening skills have increased, but my typing skills have suffered from it.

You should take up puppeteering then. You have a behind-the-scenes kind of face anyway.

 

[LeBrad]

You should take up puppeteering then. You have a behind-the-scenes kind of face anyway.

You are mean.

 

[Leah]

Well, I have a lot of time on my hands. It's very relaxing. I watch t.v and sleep.

 

[Jonny_trigonometry]

I've got a pet cat named Logan. Sometimes I wish I were him.

 

[honestrosewater]

You are mean.

If you're trying to make me feel bad, it won't work. I was only joking. You have a lovely countenance. If I wanted to be mean, I would have made fun of your name. I would have been like "LeBrad? What is that about?" and John Lynch would have been like "Yeah, I would so clobber that guy" and LeBron James would have been like "Who am I? Some kind of basketball player, right? I hope he isn't trying to be like me cause basketball is even more boring than foosball" and Pepé Le Pew would have been like "LeBrad has a countenance lovely, no?" Okay? You win. I'm sorry. I am not mean!

 

[loseyourname]

Some of you guys are such cogs. I've got plenty of free time, and I do what humans were meant to do: eat, screw, forage, and rest. I've gotten into skincare lately, too. Maybe someday I'll be a dermatologist. Or a bomber pilot.

 

[franznietzsche]

Get back to work, all of you. Note to self: Back to work!

 

[scott_alexsk]

I rant in my free time, ineffectively summarizing anything I learned.
-Scott