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A discussion unfolded around a surveyor's experience while working near an Indian reservation. The surveyor encountered a woman claiming her neighbor was gradually stealing her land by moving property corners. After assessing the situation, the surveyor confirmed that her property was indeed shorter than it should be, validating her concerns. The woman, feeling vindicated, requested a written note of the findings, which the surveyor provided on scrap paper. The conversation then shifted to humorous speculation about the woman's behavior and her interactions with neighbors, leading to light-hearted banter about property disputes and the eccentricities of rural life. The thread concluded with playful exchanges about typing speed and personal anecdotes, maintaining a humorous tone throughout.
  • #31
Moonbear said:
That's okay, you can take your time, let your fingers linger in one spot a while. The youngsters just don't get it yet. :biggrin:


That hurts moonbear. Words are weapons, you remember that!
 
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  • #32
franznietzsche said:
That hurts moonbear. Words are weapons, you remember that!

What? I was just trying to make tribdog feel better about his slow typing. o:) You know how sensitive he can get about these things. :smile:
 
  • #33
Moonbear said:
That's okay, you can take your time, let your fingers linger in one spot a while. The youngsters just don't get it yet. :biggrin:
that's so true. Once I came to the realization that sex is better when both people enjoy themselves my life changed. I was SOOO horrible in my youth, but as I've aged and matured I've become SOOO good that I can't believe I was ever as bad as I was.
 
  • #34
tribdog said:
that's so true. Once I came to the realization that sex is better when both people enjoy themselves my life changed. I was SOOO horrible in my youth, but as I've aged and matured I've become SOOO good that I can't believe I was ever as bad as I was.

Aww, tribdog, I so admire your modesty.

But, yeah, if you don't learn to slow down, you end up having to type 60 wpm one-handed.
 
  • #35
Moonbear said:
Aww, tribdog, I so admire your modesty.

But, yeah, if you don't learn to slow down, you end up having to type 60 wpm one-handed.
If you've read everything I've written you'd see that I'm pretty self-depricating. I'll admit when I make mistakes and if I'm not good at something. Does that make you wonder whether or not I simply pick my sexual prowess as the thing I exaggerate, or if I'm being truthful in that area as well?
 
  • #36
tribdog said:
If you've read everything I've written you'd see that I'm pretty self-depricating. I'll admit when I make mistakes and if I'm not good at something. Does that make you wonder whether or not I simply pick my sexual prowess as the thing I exaggerate, or if I'm being truthful in that area as well?

Makes me think you're a healthy, red-blooded male! :biggrin:
 
  • #37
that's where you're wrong, my dear.
 
  • #38
tribdog said:
that's where you're wrong, my dear.

:eek: You're not male?!
 
  • #39
tribdog said:
that's so true. Once I came to the realization that sex is better when both people enjoy themselves my life changed. I was SOOO horrible in my youth, but as I've aged and matured I've become SOOO good that I can't believe I was ever as bad as I was.


WEll i figured that out before i started. Yay for head starts!
 
  • #40
franznietzsche said:
WEll i figured that out before i started. Yay for head starts!
there is a world of difference between figuring it out while sitting here talking on the forums and following through with it while making love.
 
  • #41
Moonbear said:
:eek: You're not male?!
I'm not? :bugeye:
 
  • #42
tribdog said:
there is a world of difference between figuring it out while sitting here talking on the forums and following through with it while making love.

I didn't say i figured it out here did i?

I'd say 75% of the enjoyment of sex comes from knowing that she enojyed it at least as much as i did.
 
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  • #43
tribdog said:
there is a world of difference between figuring it out while sitting here talking on the forums and following through with it while making love.

Are all the other women here starting to get weak in the knees?
 
  • #44
tribdog said:
I'm not? :bugeye:

:smile: You said I was wrong when I called you a healthy red-blooded male. Hmmm...are you unhealthy? You don't sound unhealthy. :wink: Oh, gosh, you're not one of those blue-bloods, are you?! :smile:
 
  • #45
tribdog said:
that's where you're wrong, my dear.

Okay, I'll try again...

Should I imagine hearing that said as a seductive growl, or with just a hint of menace?
 
  • #46
franznietzsche said:
I didn't say i figured it out here did i?

I'd say 75% of the enjoyment of sex comes from knowing that she enojyed it at least as much as i did.
You poor, misguided fool. it's actually 86.4%.
 
  • #47
tribdog said:
You poor, misguided fool. it's actually 86.4%.

Give her 100% and you'll be amazed what you get in return!
 
  • #48
tribdog said:
You poor, misguided fool. it's actually 86.4%.

75% is from knowing she enjoyed it as much as me.

25% is from knowing that enjoyed it more than me and finished 3 times as a result.
:-p
 
  • #49
franznietzsche said:
75% is from knowing she enjoyed it as much as me.

25% is from knowing that enjoyed it more than me and finished 3 times as a result.
:-p

Only 3 times? Oh, I'm so sorry franz. So so sorry. Don't worry, keep practicing, you'll get better. :biggrin:
 
  • #50
Moonbear said:
Only 3 times? Oh, I'm so sorry franz. So so sorry. Don't worry, keep practicing, you'll get better. :biggrin:

and i thought a 3:1 big O ratio in her favour was a good thing...

Well, practice makes perfect i guess...
 
  • #51
franznietzsche said:
and i thought a 3:1 big O ratio in her favour was a good thing...

Well, practice makes perfect i guess...
oh it gets crazy. I have to brag a little bit here, skip ahead if you don't want to hear it. While making love my ex began one of those full body, leg locking, arms extended don't move, don't touch, body shivering orgasms. I was dying of thirst so I went into the kitchen and got a drink (insensitive? maybe, but she didn't want to be touched at that moment.) I drank a glass of water, got another and took it into the bedroom. She was in the same state as when I left. She packed a lunch for me everyday for the rest of the week and didn't complain about me spending too much time online.
I have no idea if there is a limit on the number of orgasms a woman can have, seems like once they start they just don't stop. Like that rabbit smacking the drum.
 
  • #52
tribdog said:
oh it gets crazy. I have to brag a little bit here, skip ahead if you don't want to hear it. While making love my ex began one of those full body, leg locking, arms extended don't move, don't touch, body shivering orgasms. I was dying of thirst so I went into the kitchen and got a drink (insensitive? maybe, but she didn't want to be touched at that moment.) I drank a glass of water, got another and took it into the bedroom. She was in the same state as when I left. She packed a lunch for me everyday for the rest of the week and didn't complain about me spending too much time online.
I have no idea if there is a limit on the number of orgasms a woman can have, seems like once they start they just don't stop. Like that rabbit smacking the drum.


Energizer orgasms?
 
  • #53
tribdog said:
I have no idea if there is a limit on the number of orgasms a woman can have, seems like once they start they just don't stop. Like that rabbit smacking the drum.

It's hard to keep track when one runs right into the next. When do you call it one big one and when is it multiples?
 
  • #54
I count them in "# of screw ups forgiven" so one big one or 3 or 4 little ones may get me off the hook for 2 leaving the lid up and a what no good night kiss? so they are therefore equivilant.
 
  • #55
tribdog said:
I count them in "# of screw ups forgiven" so one big one or 3 or 4 little ones may get me off the hook for 2 leaving the lid up and a what no good night kiss? so they are therefore equivilant.


Niiice.

I can't even compete with that.
 
  • #56
tribdog said:
I count them in "# of screw ups forgiven" so one big one or 3 or 4 little ones may get me off the hook for 2 leaving the lid up and a what no good night kiss? so they are therefore equivilant.

:smile: I don't care about good night kisses, as long as I get a good night orgasm. As for leaving the lid up though, that may be punishable by death, depending on how tired I am and how cold the bathroom is.
 
  • #57
I never leave it up anymore, the lid that is. I had a hard time getting used to putting it down though. I always figured it was just as easy for the girl to remember to put it down before she used it as it was for a guy to remember after he used it. Plus the girl got a little negative reinforcement when she forgot, making it easier to remember the next time.
 
  • #58
tribdog said:
I never leave it up anymore, the lid that is. I had a hard time getting used to putting it down though. I always figured it was just as easy for the girl to remember to put it down before she used it as it was for a guy to remember after he used it. Plus the girl got a little negative reinforcement when she forgot, making it easier to remember the next time.

Nope, just means she takes it out on you more. I actually don't care about having to put it down, I always have the lid on the toilet too, so putting the seat down or picking the lid up is all as much effort, I just think it looks bad to have the seat up in the bathroom. That's why toilets have lids and not just seats.
 
  • #59
I thought toilets had lids so you had a place to play solitaire when you accidently locked yourself in.
 
  • #60
You do that too Tribdog! I thought I was the only one!
 

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