How was work? I'm glad you asked.

[tribdog]

and i thought a 3:1 big O ratio in her favour was a good thing...

Well, practice makes perfect i guess...

oh it gets crazy. I have to brag a little bit here, skip ahead if you don't want to hear it. While making love my ex began one of those full body, leg locking, arms extended don't move, don't touch, body shivering orgasms. I was dying of thirst so I went into the kitchen and got a drink (insensitive? maybe, but she didn't want to be touched at that moment.) I drank a glass of water, got another and took it into the bedroom. She was in the same state as when I left. She packed a lunch for me everyday for the rest of the week and didn't complain about me spending too much time online.
I have no idea if there is a limit on the number of orgasms a woman can have, seems like once they start they just don't stop. Like that rabbit smacking the drum.

 

[franznietzsche]

oh it gets crazy. I have to brag a little bit here, skip ahead if you don't want to hear it. While making love my ex began one of those full body, leg locking, arms extended don't move, don't touch, body shivering orgasms. I was dying of thirst so I went into the kitchen and got a drink (insensitive? maybe, but she didn't want to be touched at that moment.) I drank a glass of water, got another and took it into the bedroom. She was in the same state as when I left. She packed a lunch for me everyday for the rest of the week and didn't complain about me spending too much time online.
I have no idea if there is a limit on the number of orgasms a woman can have, seems like once they start they just don't stop. Like that rabbit smacking the drum.

Energizer orgasms?

 

[Moonbear]

I have no idea if there is a limit on the number of orgasms a woman can have, seems like once they start they just don't stop. Like that rabbit smacking the drum.

It's hard to keep track when one runs right into the next. When do you call it one big one and when is it multiples?

 

[tribdog]

I count them in "# of screw ups forgiven" so one big one or 3 or 4 little ones may get me off the hook for 2 leaving the lid up and a what no good night kiss? so they are therefore equivilant.

 

[franznietzsche]

I count them in "# of screw ups forgiven" so one big one or 3 or 4 little ones may get me off the hook for 2 leaving the lid up and a what no good night kiss? so they are therefore equivilant.

Niiice.

I can't even compete with that.

 

[Moonbear]

I count them in "# of screw ups forgiven" so one big one or 3 or 4 little ones may get me off the hook for 2 leaving the lid up and a what no good night kiss? so they are therefore equivilant.

I don't care about good night kisses, as long as I get a good night orgasm. As for leaving the lid up though, that may be punishable by death, depending on how tired I am and how cold the bathroom is.

 

[tribdog]

I never leave it up anymore, the lid that is. I had a hard time getting used to putting it down though. I always figured it was just as easy for the girl to remember to put it down before she used it as it was for a guy to remember after he used it. Plus the girl got a little negative reinforcement when she forgot, making it easier to remember the next time.

 

[Moonbear]

I never leave it up anymore, the lid that is. I had a hard time getting used to putting it down though. I always figured it was just as easy for the girl to remember to put it down before she used it as it was for a guy to remember after he used it. Plus the girl got a little negative reinforcement when she forgot, making it easier to remember the next time.

Nope, just means she takes it out on you more. I actually don't care about having to put it down, I always have the lid on the toilet too, so putting the seat down or picking the lid up is all as much effort, I just think it looks bad to have the seat up in the bathroom. That's why toilets have lids and not just seats.

 

[tribdog]

I thought toilets had lids so you had a place to play solitaire when you accidently locked yourself in.

 

[Smurf]

You do that too Tribdog! I thought I was the only one!

 

[Moonbear]

I thought toilets had lids so you had a place to play solitaire when you accidently locked yourself in.

And how often do you do that? At least that explains the deck of cards in the bathroom.

 

[franznietzsche]

And how often do you do that? At least that explains the deck of cards in the bathroom.

More often than you would think