How Would Frogstar Work as a Multiplayer Game?

[mattmns]

Smurf is the one that bought you that gun for your birthday, so clearly it is his fault and not mine.

 

[Smurf]

I only bought averagesupernova that gun because Mattmns was pestering me about getting you a gift, it's Mattmns fault! Clearly!

 

[radou]

I introduced smurf to smurfette because I was getting tired of her myself. I knew smurf would fall for her but I had to get rid of his wife first. YIKES! I'm a murderer! Mattmns, you introduced ME to smurfette way back when, so it's your fault.

Well, it's actually your fault, since you're the one who didn't make smurfette happy and hence decided to introduce her to smurf.

 

[mattmns]

No radou, it's your fault. If you hadn't done such a good job pleasing smurfette, then she would have never realized how bad of a job averagesupernova did, and hence would have never left him.

 

[radou]

No radou, it's your fault. If you hadn't done such a good job pleasing smurfette, then she would have never realized how bad of a job averagesupernova did, and hence would have never left him.

Oh come on, mattmns, the whole town knows about your's and smurfette's dirty little games, and everyone is aware how far you two'll go in order to make other people look stupid. You think I don't know that you wanted smurfette to seduce me, huh? You're not fooling anyone pal, it's your fault.

 

[mattmns]

Sure, but you did not have to fall for such a trap, especially if you were well aware of it. Why let smurfette seduce you (OK I can see why, she was sexy), but still this makes it your fault!

 

[radou]

(OK I can see why, she was sexy)

Mattmns, the bracketed statement clears it all up and betrays you regarding your intentions. It's your fault.

[Turns interrogation lamp towards mattmns' face in a police-mannered way.]

 

[Smurf]

You're the one that paid for her plastic surgery to get her that hot! So clearly it's your fault!

 

[radou]

Yeah. And we all know how mattmns obtained the money for the surgery. Still got flashbacks related to that bank robbery, my friend? It's so your fault.

 

[Smurf]

I was only robbing that bank because your sister promised to sleep with me if I paid her enough! So it's your fault for having a sister... umm.. like that!

 

[Averagesupernova]

Ummmm, for the record, I dumped smurfette. Although it was maybe in an underhanded way.

 

[radou]

I was only robbing that bank because your sister promised to sleep with me if I paid her enough! So it's your fault for having a sister... umm.. like that!

Ha! But I was referring to mattmns! So, you were mattmns' bank robbing accomplice, right? Oh man, it's soooo your fault.

 

[Smurf]

It's not my fault! Mattmns was the main culprit, i was just an accomplice for the money (already explained)! So it was definitely Mattmns Fault!