I feel like I don't deserve a job.

[TMFKAN64]

This definitely bothers me. Do you have a suggested solution? Try not to go high up?

No, try not to let it bother you. :-) As twofish-quant said, even if you lied, cheated, and bamboozled everyone into thinking that you are smarter than you are, that still counts.

I find that hard to believe. Who are "they", BTW? If I were "they", then I would not move John from Job A that he does well into Job B in which he is incompetent just because he mastered Job A. That makes no sense to me.

"They" are management. A long, long time ago, this was called the Peter Principle. Job A and Job B are not usually equivalent positions... Job B is a promotion. The general idea is that just because you are a competent engineer/physicist/whatever, this doesn't mean that you'll make a good manager. And even if you *are* a good manager, this doesn't mean you'll make a good CEO. There is an upwards pressure... and eventually (so the theory goes) everyone arrives at their level of incompetence.

 

[twofish-quant]

What is bugging me is that, if I were asked the physics Ph.D. graduate equivalent of the EE B.S. graduate question "What does this circuit do?", then I could easily look stupid.

I don't people will think you stupid. The typical reaction for Ph.D.'s missing simple questions is "absented minded genius."

Would that lead to a total collapse of the chain of command? Again, I may be misunderstanding the "corporate structure".

I think you are. Managers are like orchestra conductors. Just because you are conducting the orchestra doesn't mean that you can play an instrument well or even at all. So just because the conductor is telling the tuba players what to do doesn't mean that they know how to play a tuba.

I don't believe that I can ever know everything, but I do believe in the existence of experts and authorities, for whatever they're worth, and I want to be among them some day.

You are an expert and an authority. You just have to get used to that fact. What's really scary is that once you realize how little you really know, and then you realize that people that you see as experts and authorities are probably the same way.

I am not one of those people who believes that all men (and women) are created equal.

I do. It's pretty easy not think much of janitors if you think you aren't going to be one. But at some point you realize that you are going to end up being some sort of janitor, at which point you develop a lot more sympathy for them.

In the words of Michael Bolton, "... there would be no janitors, because no one would clean up $#!^ if they had a [decent job]." (No offense intended toward janitors.)

But you run into an interesting problem. Most of what needs to be done in the world is janitorial work. You don't *need* to pay someone that loves physics very much to do physics. You *do* need to pay people to do the crap work that needs to be done. Me? I'm basically a high-tech janitor, and I get paid a lot more than post-docs, because what I do is something that a lot of people think is crap-work, but it's work that needs to be done.

As far as I know, honest and humane do not help to put a roof over my family's head and food in their belly, but information and knowledge can. In other words, worth to whom? How much are my honesty and humanity worth to my hungry family?

Honesty and humanity are really important in finance. Once you work in finance or in any corporate environment, you ability to lie increases immensely. Pretty much anyone in finance, law, politics, or business develops a good ability to be able to lie and deceive. A really skilled lawyer or marketing professional can convince you black is white, good is evil, and up is down. If you spend a lot of your time around people with "mind control" powers, you develop them too.

So why would you give your money to someone that has the ability to cheat you blind. Well just because someone can cheat you blind doesn't mean that they will. If you have someone that is honest and humane, they will use their mind control skills for good not evil, (but then you get into the deep problem of what is good and what is evil).

So people will pay $$$$$$ for honest and humane bankers and lawyers.

And let's face it, you aren't going to starve in the US.

If it was a choice between lying and literally starving to death, then of course I'll lie. But that is not a choice that anyone reading this board faces, because people throw out tons of food. Now if someone wants you to lie for them, they'll try to make you think that you *will* die if you don't, but it's all part of the mind control game.

Me: Nobody ever knows everything they need to know to be good at what they do. If you do then they push you to the next level where you end up incompetent again.

I find that hard to believe. Who are "they", BTW? If I were "they", then I would not move John from Job A that he does well into Job B in which he is incompetent just because he mastered Job A. That makes no sense to me. The only reason that I would put John on Job B is if Job B was essential and vacant, and everyone else would also be incompetent at Job B.

They are people higher up in management. You often have to move people around because people grow old and retire. The CEO wants to retire and move to Florida, so you have to find someone to be CEO. Also, you often don't have a choice. If you keep someone at the same job for year after year, and they are good at it, someone else will hire them.

There are a lot of other people that can do my job better than I can, but they are busy doing something else or will ask for more money. So I guess if you want janitorial work done, you are stuck with me.

So you might be rather incompetent, but slightly less incompetent than anyone else that they can get.

 

[turin]

Just because you are conducting the orchestra doesn't mean that you can play an instrument well or even at all.

I don't want to conduct an orchestra. I know, I know: it's an analogy. Perhaps you mean that I don't need to know how to produce the actual research to manage a group of researchers? I guess, then, now I'm disappointed. I got into physics because I wanted to do research, not manage. If I wanted to manage, I would have made my life a lot easier by just going into business school or something. So, to go back to your analogy, I will fail, personally, unless the interviewer sees me as a tuba player. But, I guess being the conductor is better than being unemployed.

You are an expert and an authority. You just have to get used to that fact. What's really scary is that once you realize how little you really know, and then you realize that people that you see as experts and authorities are probably the same way.

Yikes. I don't believe that either.

... at some point you realize that you are going to end up being some sort of janitor, at which point you develop a lot more sympathy for them.
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Most of what needs to be done in the world is janitorial work. You don't *need* to pay someone that loves physics very much to do physics. You *do* need to pay people to do the crap work that needs to be done. Me? I'm basically a high-tech janitor, and I get paid a lot more than post-docs, because what I do is something that a lot of people think is crap-work, but it's work that needs to be done.

Again, I don't want to be a Ph.D.'ed janitor, figurative or otherwise. And again, I suppose that is the kind of disappointment that you suggest I should be ready for. I suppose that if I decide to go into this quant thing, that is what I should expect. Hey, making tons of money does have its perks.

A really skilled lawyer or marketing professional can convince you black is white, good is evil, and up is down.

No, that is not true. Perhaps you mean that they could convince me that that is what other people believe, or that is what they believe? But they can not convince me that it is true.

So why would you give your money to someone that has the ability to cheat you blind.

I wouldn't.

Well just because someone can cheat you blind doesn't mean that they will.

Sure it doesn't.

So people will pay $$$$$$ for honest and humane bankers and lawyers.

Who will? Customers, sure. But companies? I'm still too cynical to believe that. We bought a new car recently, so I did a lot of research. One theme that I read over and over was how car dealers operate. Both what motivates them and how they are considered for their position as a car salesman. It was not a pleasant thought, and I think that, if I hate anyone it is them. To me, bankers and lawyers are in the same genre.

... you aren't going to starve in the US.
... because people throw out tons of food.

Starvation was a hyperbole, but I agree that it was in bad taste (no pun intended ... oops, there it is again). I should keep in mind that this forum includes people from all around the world, and we do have a high standard of living over here.

They are people higher up in management. You often have to move people around because people grow old and retire. The CEO wants to retire and move to Florida, so you have to find someone to be CEO.

Surely that is the exception, not the rule.

If you keep someone at the same job for year after year, and they are good at it, someone else will hire them.

Not if they want to stay where they are. I worked with someone in just such a situation, a tech. He was the best tech in our lab, a "battle-field surgeon" as our director called him. When the supervisor found out, he simply made a counter offer of $10k/yr raise, and the tech stayed, with no (apparent) change in his position otherwise. The company did not promote him to engineer, where he would have been rather incompetent. The company kept him as a tech, where he was quite phenomenal.

So you might be rather incompetent, but slightly less incompetent than anyone else that they can get.

Well, that is, again, precisely my worry: I suspect to be one of the most incompetent ones in my position.

 

[twofish-quant]

I don't want to conduct an orchestra. I know, I know: it's an analogy. Perhaps you mean that I don't need to know how to produce the actual research to manage a group of researchers?

It' helps, but it's not essential. When you get into the really senior levels in academia, you find that most of your time is spent basically asking people for money.

One reason that I got out of academia and into industry, is that academia is more "up and out" than industry is. I know brilliant computer programmers that are at the very bottom of the corporate totem pole, but like it there because they make enough money so there is no pressure to rise (and it's common in some places for computer programmers to make more money than their managers).

By contrast, academia just won't let you be a teaching and research assistant for the rest of your life. In order to make a middle class salary, you have to be an assistant professor, and even then you have to get tenure or leave.

I *could* do what I'm doing for the rest of my life, or if I'm crazy and bored, I can go after the big bucks, but I don't have to. Also the nice thing about industry is that failure is an option. If I got after the really big bucks, I don't like it, then I end up back at a comfortable nice job.

If I wanted to manage, I would have made my life a lot easier by just going into business school or something.

Management is like driving. It's a general skill that's really important in an industrial/post-industrial society. Also, one thing that I think universities should do is to make it easy for people to get an MBA while they are getting their physics/humanities/social science Ph.D.

But, I guess being the conductor is better than being unemployed.

I don't want to sound too rude about this, but you aren't going to be unemployed. You might not get the job you want, but it's really unlikely that you'll be unemployed.

Again, I don't want to be a Ph.D.'ed janitor, figurative or otherwise.

I've been looking pretty closely at being a janitor (literally). At some point, I'll have enough money in the bank to retired and do astrophysics and having a low stress/low income job dramatically reduces the amount of money I have to have to do that. The nice thing about being a janitor is that the hours are good for being an academic, and its really a low stress/low hour job. I know of a few people that had jobs as janitors while going through grad school.

Hey, making tons of money does have its perks.

"Tons of money" is relative. From the point of view of 90% of the people on the planet, I do make tons of money, but so do you. I make enough money to be part of the lower upper class, but I don't feel very rich, because I come into contact with people that make a lot, lot more money that I do. If you want to feel rich, Wall Street is a *bad* place to be.

Having "decent income" has it's perks. One thing that seriously annoyed me in graduate school is when the car broke down and I had to scramble to get money to do repairs. Something that makes me feel good is when the car break down now, the repair bill is annoyance. There are also lots of other perks. I can buy whatever books I want on Amazon, I have the money to attend conferences. A lot of little things.

No, that is not true. Perhaps you mean that they could convince me that that is what other people believe, or that is what they believe? But they can not convince me that it is true.

No. No. No. No. People in academia have this weird idea that they are smarter than other people and hence are immune to marketing and other forms of mind control. It's not true, and in some ways academics are more vulnerable to it. Here's how. If you have a bunch of really super-smart Ph.D. mathematicians show you equations that you barely understand saying "up is down" are you going to contradict them and say "no" up is *not* down. But that's what the equations say! And since you don't really understand the equations, you are pretty stuck. You are not an expert. How dare you contradict an expert! Do you want to look like a fool when you do contradict an expert what you are wrong!

Or "why are you so closed minded? Aren't you willing to look at the *evidence* that black is white? At which point he shows you a elegantly researched, footnoted, detailed description written by an expert in the field that black is white. If you are in a room in which someone controls the evidence that you see, then it's not hard to point out that black is white.

And "up is down". What is up in Europe is down in Asia. Or maybe. "Adolf Hitler says white is white" and you don't want to agree with Hitler do you? Also it's just not this one thing. A good lawyer can wear you down, and over a period of months convince you of pretty much anything. This is why in an trial we have opposing lawyers, so that you two very good lawyers trying to convince you of the opposite things.

There are a million tricks. I've learned some of them because they've been used (successful) on me.

I'm still too cynical to believe that. We bought a new car recently, so I did a lot of research. One theme that I read over and over was how car dealers operate. Both what motivates them and how they are considered for their position as a car salesman. It was not a pleasant thought, and I think that, if I hate anyone it is them. To me, bankers and lawyers are in the same genre.

They aren't, because you only buy a car once in a while. You don't buy a car every day, and if you did, you'd quickly figure out who was honest, who wasn't and you'd stop doing business with the dishonest one's. Also car purchases aren't that much money. If you were talking about trusting someone with $2 billion dollars, then yes you do want someone that is honest.

I don't think you aren't too cynical. I think you aren't cynical enough. Something that you have to realize is that the academic system is squeezing more money and value out of you than any banker, lawyer, or used car salesman ever did. What's cool is that you end up with a system in which people end up with the benefits of your exploitation without having to take any moral responsibility for it.

As far as starvation... You really have to avoid hyperbole to think clearly. If it was a choice of lying or dying, then lie. If you have to lie and cheat money from me to keep from dying, then I'm not going to be too angry at you. But no one in the United States is likely to face this sort of moral choice, and it's important when making moral decisions to clarify what exactly is the choice. If I had to lie in order to avoid starvation, I'd do it, and I wouldn't feel guilty about it. Now if I had to choose between lying to get $10M/year, or telling the truth and getting $200K/year, then no way am I going to lie, and even then it's not usually a real choice because if someone tells me to lie to get $10M/year, they why should I believe them?

The real hard moral choice that people *do* face is that someone offers you a bunch of money to do something. They don't tell you whether what you are doing is good or bad. How much of an effort do you spend thinking about the moral consequences of what you are doing, because if you don't think, you can just collect them money without guilt, but if you *do* think, you might figure out that there is a problem.

Thinking too hard will get make you feel miserable pretty quickly. One thing that I've figured out is that I don't deserve the money that I make, and I feel seriously guilty that I live in a rich post-industrial country in which I end up making 10x the amount of money for a tenth the effort than people in any other part of the world. Now then the question is what to do about it, which leads to more thinking and more bad feelings.

It's Satan offering you the apple in the garden of Eden. He'll tell you how the world really works, but do you really want to know since you'll have to leave the garden once you find out.

Me: They are people higher up in management. You often have to move people around because people grow old and retire. The CEO wants to retire and move to Florida, so you have to find someone to be CEO.

Surely that is the exception, not the rule

People get old. People want to do different things. If a manager resigns, then you have find someone else to to their job, and you take what you get. Maybe the CEO doesn't retire because it wants to move to Florida, but he is bored now that his small startup has become this huge corporation, and he wants to start another startup.

This is another reason I like industry more than academia. In academia, there are so many people at the top, you don't have this flow of people.

I suspect to be one of the most incompetent ones in my position.

Unfortunately for you, it doesn't matter.

 

[DR13]

Turin, i just want to point something out that should give you confidence in your ability to answer physics related questions at an interview (especially the "basic" kind). You are a certified "Homework Helper" on this site, that means that you do have the ability to answer questions and that you have done it over and over again. You know deep down that you do have the ability and when you are able to believe in this ability you will be fine.

One thing that may help build your confidence would be to go to a tutor center at your university and sign up to help undergrad students. This will give you a forum to (a) brush up on your basic skills and (b) get confidence in your ability to solve problems. I am sure that tutoring a student will bring you some sort of anxiety (based on what i read on this thread earlier) due to the fact you will have to know how to do random and basic physics problems on the spot. But this anxiety will mimic an interview situation and doing this tutoring regularly will help you be not as nervouse in an interview

 

[OmCheeto]

I once talked to a young faculty member in the second year of tenure-track appointment at a small Canadian university who felt that somehow a mistake was made in granting him a Ph.D., and he said that he knew others who felt the same way about themselves.

He became Dean of Science.

Best summed up by this old dude:

ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα hen oída hoti oudén oída

I know. I know. Speaken zie English... Just google "ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα hen oída hoti oudén oída" and it pops right up. Jeez...

ps. reference to Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure pre-edit-deleted...

 

[Zubin]

You deserve a decent job because you are a human being. One of the things that my parents taught be is that what really determines a person's worth is not how much they know, but whether they are honest and humane.

You have a PH.D in physics, clearly you're far more capable than you think you are. I have a friend who works with mentally disabled people and he believes "You're as smart as you train yourself to be." With every situation you must first analyze what's available(ie your knowledge, skillset, etc.) and create a plan of action such as building on what's available. In the information age where so much knowledge is highly accessible there's no reason to be worried about not knowing or understanding something fully.

 

[UseAsDirected]

Also one thing that helped me was to figure out *why* I was scared to death of failure. Since age four, I leaved in a world in which my entire life was based on getting good grades and not failing, and it was quite jarring at in my 20's when that stopped working.

There is a scene from Robert Louis Stevenson's Kidnapped when a person was told to go up a tower to get some treasure. It turns out that at the top of the tower there is no treasure. The stair case just ends, and if you keep walking you just fall to your doom. Academia is like that.

I should point out that this is what worries me about undergraduates focusing totally on career and thinking that humanities and anything not career related is useless. One thing that really helped me when I looked into the abyss was having studied a lot of philosophy and history. Critical theory was really useful because it talks about the subtle ways that power structures make you *feel* certain things, and knowing that I had been brainwashed was important to figuring out what to do with it.

History was also important. OK who brainwashed me into think that getting a physics Ph.D. was the most important thing in the world? My parents. OK, who brainwashed them and why? Ultimately I got the names of the philosophers and poets that were responsible for my predicament and I figured out what to do with it.

Liberal arts turned out to be important because eventually you are going to reach the end of the staircase and fall into the abyss. For some people at happens at the start of graduate school. For some it happens when they don't get tenure. Heck, I know of more than one person whose life seem to crumble after they won the Nobel prize.

Two fish-quack I have read some of your posts on this thread and am really impressed with them. I nodded my head to at least a few, thank you!

Five months ago I was a physics Ph.D. student doing good research but transitioned into Ph.D. education (science/physics education) amidst the "boos" from some pompous asses in my physics department for reasons indirectly highlighted elsewhere along the thread-line. (I am indebted to my physics adviser for his support and his wife whose physics education group I joined).

Interestingly, the principal investigator of our group gave a physics assessment survey of some physics material which was a modified AP/honors physics exam veiled in a concept test (mind you a rather penetrating concept test) among a few physics professors as a litmus test (e.g. she was not singling out the faculty) and their combined average was stunningly not 100 percent. No, it was not! It was 71 percent! Even big-name professors are impervious to error.

 

[vanesch]

It's called the impostor syndrome. It's very common among academics.

Indeed, I wanted to write this too and saw you wrote it earlier. My wife had been suffering of it, until she realized it by reading up over it.

 

[BigFairy]

Tantalizing...

 

[turin]

Many of these comments are drifting far off topic. I will try to remember to make this my last off-topic response.

If I got after the really big bucks, I don't like it, then I end up back at a comfortable nice job.

Are you saying this hypothetically, or you have actually done this at least once?

Management is like driving. It's a general skill that's really important in an industrial/post-industrial society.

Maybe to some people. I still don't want a job that emphasizes personell management over research.

I don't want to sound too rude about this, but you aren't going to be unemployed. You might not get the job you want, but it's really unlikely that you'll be unemployed.

That's interesting. I have been unemployed since May, and still no prospects. So, I wonder what you mean. I admit that I've not applied for a common job, such as retail or fast-food, and now I might just do that for kicks to see how many of those kinds of places would even call me for an interview.

From the point of view of 90% of the people on the planet, I do make tons of money, but so do you.

Again, interesting. I make zero dollars per month (or hour, if you prefer). Please explain to me why you refer to this amount as tons of money. Sure, I have some money, but that is quickly (frighteningly) diminishing day-by-day; it is not sustainable, probably not even through Spring semester.

If you have a bunch of really super-smart Ph.D. mathematicians show you equations that you barely understand saying "up is down" are you going to contradict them and say "no" up is *not* down.

Actually, people who know me would snicker if they knew someone had asked me this question. One thing that I was probably notorious for in my department (a few of my fellow graduate students even told me this) was my stubborn refusal to accept so-called mathematical arguments. But, at this point in my life, I would ignore such mathematicians rather than argue with them. Anyway, I don't have to argue with them; they are the ones who have to argue with me to convince me.

And since you don't really understand the equations, you are pretty stuck. You are not an expert. How dare you contradict an expert!

I'm confused. You told me in a previous thread that I am an expert (and authority). Now, you're telling me that I'm not.

Or "why are you so closed minded?

Because I'm not a child anymore. I get to decide what occupies my mind.

Aren't you willing to look at the *evidence* that black is white? At which point he shows you a elegantly researched, footnoted, detailed description written by an expert in the field that black is white.
...
Also it's just not this one thing. A good lawyer can wear you down, and over a period of months convince you of pretty much anything.

This is getting ridiculous. You're just being hypothetical. I would be a moron to just concede to your point. The bottom line is that neither you, nor anyone else, has yet convinced me that black is white, and the burden of proof is on you, since you are the one who claims that this can be done.

Please keep in mind that I tried to make this impersonal, suggesting that most people could be convinced. You are the one who is making this personal.

And "up is down". What is up in Europe is down in Asia.

My simple response here is two-fold. Either up and down are local concepts, or up and down are global concepts. If they are global, then your statement makes no sense to me (because then there would be no such thing as up in somewhere or down in somewhere), and therefore I am not convinced. If they are local, then the solution is simple: refer up and down to the same local situation and they are different, and therefore I am not convinced.

"Adolf Hitler says white is white" and you don't want to agree with Hitler do you?

The issue of whether I agree with Hitler is completely unrelated to the issue of convincing me that white is not white, which is in turn completely unrelated to the issue of convincing me that black is white. Please review a list of common logical fallacies.

Anyway, desire and conviction are different.

BTW, please start a new thread if you are trying to convince someone that black is white, up is down, or Hitler is wrong. You can link to it in this thread so that anyone who is interested can take a look. If you're just saying these things to make a point, then it is becoming quite uninteresting to me. This thread regards a recent physics Ph.D. graduate's feeling of being unprepared for (and undeserving of) a post-doc position.

They aren't, because you only buy a car once in a while. You don't buy a car every day, and if you did, you'd quickly figure out who was honest, who wasn't and you'd stop doing business with the dishonest one's.

I don't believe that many people are like me, who would refuse to do business with someone based on moral principle. When I look around, I see (the result of) people making business decisions that are apparently based on maximizing the difference between revenue and expenditure. The lack of regard for honesty is most apparent to me in advertising (I consider fine-print as a form of dishonesty), especially in the pharmaceutical business (I consider vacuous monologue as a form of dishonesty). I combine this with my view of car salesmen, so obviously (to me), companines hire dishonest people in lieu of honest people.

Also car purchases aren't that much money.

Car purchases are that much money. My car is the most expensive single object that I've ever purchased. You sound like the investment officer with whom I spoke at my bank. I wanted to start a mutual fund. I said that I wanted to put a lot of money into it. She told me that I don't have a lot of money.

It is also interesting that you refer to zero dollars as tons of money, and ~$10k as not that much money.

Something that you have to realize is that the academic system is squeezing more money and value out of you than any banker, lawyer, or used car salesman ever did.

Only because I don't do business with lawyers, and I keep my business with bankers to a minimum. BTW, I never said "used" car salesman, and I don't understand why people make the distinction. Most of the car salesmen that I dealt with were responsible for selling both new and used.

People get old. People want to do different things. If a manager resigns, then you have find someone else to to their job, and you take what you get.

The exception to which I referred was not what happens to the manager, but what happens to the people (directly) under the manager. They don't all get promoted to the single vacant position.

You are a certified "Homework Helper" on this site, that means that you do have the ability to answer questions and that you have done it over and over again. You know deep down that you do have the ability and when you are able to believe in this ability you will be fine.

Yes, I do believe that i have the ability to answer American freshman physics and international high school physics questions. Are you suggesting that this is enough for a post-doc interview?

One thing that may help build your confidence would be to go to a tutor center at your university and sign up to help undergrad students.

I must not have been clear. I am over 1000 miles away from my university since April (I graduated); that would be one heck of a commute. I did go to the university here where I now live for exactly the purpose of tutoring. But they told me that they only use their own students for tutoring, and that they would not let me even post flyers to advertise my own private tutoring. I have posted a flyer in the public library here, but my spirit was somewhat crushed after my dealings with the university (who told me, among other things, that I should try to join the military), so I haven't posted any flyers anywhere else.

Im sure that tutoring a student will bring you some sort of anxiety (based on what i read on this thread earlier) due to the fact you will have to know how to do random and basic physics problems on the spot. But this anxiety will mimic an interview situation and doing this tutoring regularly will help you be not as nervouse in an interview

Not likely. I do not have a problem helping students with basic, low-level textbook physics. In such case, I can just look it up in the textbook if I get stumped. That's easy. I might have a problem with low-level physics without a textbook, for example finding the magnetic field due to some wire at some point. That's a GRE type problem, if I remember correctly. More importantly, I have a problem understanding the higher level stuff, like why I should think of a directional derivative as a (tangent) vector (to a manifold), or renormalization in general, or how we can be confident that a clutter of tracks and calorimeter excitations is evidence of a particular signature of final-state particles. In my defense, my dissertation was in phenomenology, which turned out to be neither theory nor experiment, but I still think that I should know these things (and more), and I want to get out of phenomenology anyway.

Please don't take the following as derisive; it is a genuine question:

Should I take a backpack full of books (Peskin&Schroeder, Jackson, Arfken, etc.) and notes with me to the post-doc interviews? I thought that would be ridiculous, and make me look unprepared, but that is how I would make sure to know something in practice. I find myself flipping through my textbooks and summer school notes daily, for example to understand some paper that I'm reading.


Zubin, UseAsDirected, vanesch:
Thank you for the affirmations. Sorry to lump y'all together like that. I'm getting tired of these long posts.

 

[twofish-quant]

Just to clarify, *I* probably wouldn't be able to convince you that black is white. I'm just not that good at convincing people. But I've met people out there who are. What they end up doing is to find some psychological vulnerability (such as your fear that you are not an expert) and gradually use it to convince you of whatever they want to convince you of.

I've found that the best defense against this sort of vulnerability is to just admit that I am human and I'm subject to emotional appeals. I had one situation in which I was involved with a conversation with someone that was trying to convince me to do something I intellectually *knew* was not in my self-interest, but emotionally I could feel my mind going, and I also knew that if I kept talking to him, that eventually he would end up convincing me to do what he wanted. So I stopped talking to him.

It took me about six months to figure out what he was doing, and what was fun and scary was the realization that this salesman understood my psychology better than I did. Also this sort of brainwashing takes place all of the time, the entire political and financial system is based on persuasion, and some people are frighteningly good at it.

Also just because a person has the gift of persuasion, doesn't mean they are a bad person. Obama has this ability.

 

[twofish-quant]

Me: If I got after the really big bucks, I don't like it, then I end up back at a comfortable nice job.

Are you saying this hypothetically, or you have actually done this at least once?

I know more or less what I need to do in order to climb the corporate ladder. I've seen people that have done it, and they don't have any skills that I don't have or couldn't get, so it's possible. Whether or not I want to go after the really big bucks depends on a lot of things, but it's nice to know that the option is there.

That's interesting. I have been unemployed since May, and still no prospects. So, I wonder what you mean. I admit that I've not applied for a common job, such as retail or fast-food, and now I might just do that for kicks to see how many of those kinds of places would even call me for an interview.

One thing that is the case in the job market is that you have to be very, very active to get a job. To get my current position, I send out probably 100-150 resumes, got phone screens for about 15, and then face-to-face interviews for about 7, and serious offers from 4, and that was two years ago when the market was better. If you want a job, even a menial one, you have to work at it.

Yes, there is this little voice in my head that says well maybe I'm not good enough, but to get anything at all, I have to scream at the little voice, and tell it to shut up, because if I don't tell that voice to shut up, I'm not going to go out there and get doors slammed in my face day after day until I get something. I've learned to actually enjoy and be proud of failing, because going out and fighting and getting the door slammed in my face means that I'm fighting.

And I'll get something. If it turns out that the best I can get is a job as a janitor, then I'm going to thank they person that gave me the chance, and be the best damned janitor that they've ever seen.

I don't believe that many people are like me, who would refuse to do business with someone based on moral principle. When I look around, I see (the result of) people making business decisions that are apparently based on maximizing the difference between revenue and expenditure.

It's not moral principle but pure self-interest. You aren't going to hand over your money to a banker that you don't trust, because if you don't trust them, then there is a good chance that you aren't getting the money back. Same for lawyers, if you have a bad experience with a law firm, you aren't going to use them again. When you are talking about billion dollar transactions, you are looking at a lot of lawyers and bankers.

I combine this with my view of car salesmen, so obviously (to me), companines hire dishonest people in lieu of honest people.

Depends on the line of work. The big trouble with a company hiring dishonest people is that you have no idea if the person is stealing from the company or not. I hate working around dishonest people because I don't know if they are stealing from me or not.

The exception to which I referred was not what happens to the manager, but what happens to the people (directly) under the manager. They don't all get promoted to the single vacant position.

True but what tends to happen in business is that once you realize that you aren't going to get promoted, you and a few of your friends leave and start your own company. So what tends to happen every so often is that X get promoted. The five or six other people were candidates to get promoted leave to do other things (and in a lot of cases they are pushed with a golden parachute so that X has a clean team), and then everyone below moves up.

 

[turin]

twofish-quant,
Thanks for all of your patience and entertaining stories.

 

[twofish-quant]

Five months ago I was a physics Ph.D. student doing good research but transitioned into Ph.D. education (science/physics education) amidst the "boos" from some pompous asses in my physics department for reasons indirectly highlighted elsewhere along the thread-line. (I am indebted to my physics adviser for his support and his wife whose physics education group I joined).

I just don't understand this. Given that it's obvious that there are too many Ph.D.'s for too few professorships, there is no rational reason I can think of why physics departments don't *encourage* Ph.D. students do what you did. It would be wonderful if physics departments made it easy for students to get joint Ph.D./Master of Education or Ph.D./MBA's. The physics departments don't even have to actively support this, just not discourage it.

The only reason why I can think that departments do this is psychological. People have to go through enormous pain and agony to get tenure and it's only the insanely committed and driven people that get it. If you question whether or not a professorship is the only path, then this questions the decisions and sacrifices they made.

It's also amazing how dismissive people in the sciences are of education departments. Education would be a lot easier if we had infinite money, time, and people, but we don't, and once you face the reality that you don't have this, then all of a sudden things get a lot harder.

One of my important experiences was teaching at the University of Phoenix. My mid-class reviews for the first class that I taught were *scathing* (and justifiably so). Once I knew what the problems were, its wasn't incredibly difficult to improve, but teaching is very hard work, and it's very important work.

No, it was not! It was 71 percent! Even big-name professors are impervious to error.

And the reason for this is that AP/honors physics tests are horrible ways of measuring physics competence. The only reason that they are used is because the good ways of measuring physics competence are extremely labor intensive to grade and can be quite subjective.

One other thing about assessment is that assessment is intensely political and ideological. If you try to rate people, then you get into deep and very controversial questions about how people should be rated, and who decides.

 

[TMFKAN64]

It's also amazing how dismissive people in the sciences are of education departments.

To some extent, with good reason. You'd be amazed how totally useless many education classes are.

My wife decided to turn her back on computer science and become a high school math teacher a few years ago, so she returned to school to obtain her teaching credential. The majority of the course work seemed to involve making collages and posters and writing the occasional Politically Correct essay, none of which actually assisted her in the classroom in anyway.

The only worthwhile part of the program was the student teaching she had to do, and that was worth the entire cost of admission.

 

[Sankaku]

You'd be amazed how totally useless many education classes are.

This breaks my heart.

First we train our teachers using drivel and then we hand them useless courses to teach, too many students, not enough time, and no money.

 

[BigFairy]

cynical..

 

[twofish-quant]

To some extent, with good reason. You'd be amazed how totally useless many education classes are.

I'm not. My wife is a teacher. On the other hand, there are a lot of useless math classes out there, but that doesn't mean that math is useless or that it can't be better taught. The attitude that people in the sciences have toward education and the humanities is a lot like that of a seventh grader that refuses to learn algebra because it seems useless, when in fact the problem is that they just have a bad teacher.

My attitude toward these sorts of things is that I assume that there is something useful behind what the teacher is saying, and if it's not obvious from what the teacher is teaching, then it's my responsibility to go to the library and find it.

The only worthwhile part of the program was the student teaching she had to do, and that was worth the entire cost of admission.

The reason that sort of thing is important is that once you have hands on experience, you can figure out what is useful and what isn't.

 

[twofish-quant]

First we train our teachers using drivel and then we hand them useless courses to teach, too many students, not enough time, and no money.

My view is that this is part of the very skewed incentive system that academia has. One thing that is very strange is that people with actual direct teaching experience tend to end up at the bottom. If you are spending all your time teaching, you aren't going to have time or energy to write research papers on educational theory, which means that you aren't going to be in a position to teach.

This is also a huge problem in physics. Teaching is what first year graduate students do, and the incentives are such so that people are encouraged to get out of teaching as quickly as possible.

One thing that works really well is to redefine the role of the professor. In education and management classes that *do* work, the professor is not an instructor, but more of a moderator. The type of management courses that really do work are ones in which you put experienced managers and less experienced managers in a room, you bring in the professor to moderate the discussion and bring in some theory and the students learn from each other.

 

[twofish-quant]

First we train our teachers using drivel and then we hand them useless courses to teach, too many students, not enough time, and no money.

And this is why education is hard, and educational theory, when properly taught, is quite useful. What makes a course "useful" and what makes a course "useless"? How do you send up structures so that you end up with mostly "useful" courses? Where is all of the money going to come from?

 

[turin]

The attitude that people in the sciences have toward education and the humanities is a lot like that of a seventh grader that refuses to learn algebra because it seems useless, when in fact the problem is that they just have a bad teacher.

It is ironic that the education teacher is a bad educator. I guess that's the application of the maxim, "If you can't do, teach," to teachers of eduction.

 

[twofish-quant]

It is ironic that the education teacher is a bad educator.

It's ironic but it's not surprising. People in research universities just don't get tenure for their teaching abilities and that includes people in the education departments.

However, it's a mistake to assume that just because an education professor can't teach worth a darn doesn't mean that they know nothing. They could be totally brilliant at experiment design, in historical research, in ethnographic studies. Someone could be horrible in front of students, but put them in front of an Excel spreadsheet looking putting together budget and personnel requirements and they could be brilliant.

I guess that's the application of the maxim, "If you can't do, teach," to teachers of education.

I suppose the question is "do what?"