I'm not dead and I'm not for sale

[Math Is Hard]

what do you want for your birthday, Jimmy P? I am going out shopping on the famous Rodeo Drive later. Need any bling-bling?

 

[Andy]

He needs plenty of 'bling bling' lol, jimmy really is crazy, hows your car getting along?

 

[jimmy p]

Well. I had hoped to get my car back this weekend. Alas not so, they needed one measily switch for a rear brake light, and they didnt have the part. Jerks. So now I have to wait till this Friday before I can recover my car as Friday is my day off.

I would need bling bling if I were a chav. What I really need is a compact wardrobe, some tasteful curtains, a new laptop, a new TV,p a flatmate who doesn't drive me insane and lots of money.

 

[Evo]

Well. I had hoped to get my car back this weekend. Alas not so, they needed one measily switch for a rear brake light, and they didnt have the part. Jerks. So now I have to wait till this Friday before I can recover my car as Friday is my day off..

Chopnik, I missed your post!

Your car has been in the shop for a LONG TIME!

I would need bling bling if I were a chav. What I really need is a compact wardrobe, some tasteful curtains, a new laptop, a new TV,p a flatmate who doesn't drive me insane and lots of money.

Oh, is that all?

 

[Moonbear]

I guess if you just asked for lots of money, you could take care of the rest yourself.

So, will you be back closer to your birthday, or should we wish you an early happy birthday now?