I'm not dead and I'm not for sale

[Andy]

Even with a new mobile phone he doesn't reply to any messages.

 

[jimmy p]

Word up!

I'm back again but only for a limited period, though I should be up tomorrow to type a letter or something. Not much has happened. Worked in Southampton Football ground yesterday. It sucked. I was working in the area with boxes for posh people. Bunch of stuck up miserable old gits with no respect for the common working folk (ooh arr). Have I mentioned that I am working away for my birthday so I won't get to see any special birthday messages, which is a load of poo. I'm staying in Cheltenham to work during the Cheltenham festival... it's a huge horse racing event which lasts a for about 4 days. Anyway, it's also expenses paid, I'm staying in a Hilton hotel. It's going to be good.

Also I don't live above a library, I live above a bookshop. I don't really know what else to write... oh yeah, congrats to the person that realized it was Stone Temple Pilots lyrics, quite fitting though isn't it?

 

[Evo]

Have I mentioned that I am working away for my birthday so I won't get to see any special birthday messages, which is a load of poo.

Hmmm, I need to look up chopnik's b-day.

I'm staying in Cheltenham to work during the Cheltenham festival... it's a huge horse racing event which lasts a for about 4 days. Anyway, it's also expenses paid, I'm staying in a Hilton hotel. It's going to be good.

And you want your PF mom and aunts to come join you, right?

Chopnik we miss you!

 

[Evo]

Chopnik, we can have your birthday party the Sunday before, on March 13th, would that work?

 

[jimmy p]

Hmmm, I need to look up chopnik's b-day.

And you want your PF mom and aunts to come join you, right?

Chopnik we miss you!

Birthday: 17/03/85 the finest day of the year. I can get free Guiness without being Irish!

As long as you bring large amounts of cash to Cheltenham you can come. You could help me steal a racehorse. There are a few I have my eye on

 

[Math Is Hard]

what do you want for your birthday, Jimmy P? I am going out shopping on the famous Rodeo Drive later. Need any bling-bling?

 

[Andy]

He needs plenty of 'bling bling' lol, jimmy really is crazy, hows your car getting along?

 

[jimmy p]

Well. I had hoped to get my car back this weekend. Alas not so, they needed one measily switch for a rear brake light, and they didnt have the part. Jerks. So now I have to wait till this Friday before I can recover my car as Friday is my day off.

I would need bling bling if I were a chav. What I really need is a compact wardrobe, some tasteful curtains, a new laptop, a new TV,p a flatmate who doesn't drive me insane and lots of money.

 

[Evo]

Well. I had hoped to get my car back this weekend. Alas not so, they needed one measily switch for a rear brake light, and they didnt have the part. Jerks. So now I have to wait till this Friday before I can recover my car as Friday is my day off..

Chopnik, I missed your post!

Your car has been in the shop for a LONG TIME!

I would need bling bling if I were a chav. What I really need is a compact wardrobe, some tasteful curtains, a new laptop, a new TV,p a flatmate who doesn't drive me insane and lots of money.

Oh, is that all?

 

[Moonbear]

I guess if you just asked for lots of money, you could take care of the rest yourself.

So, will you be back closer to your birthday, or should we wish you an early happy birthday now?