International talk like a pirate day

[Ivan Seeking]

Yo...

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Yaaarrrhh! Steamship? What good be that, ye fishmouthed scum?! Ne'er's there been a worthier vessel than the Sailing Ship Moonbear.

Them what knows ... Excuse me, holiday's over. Those who know their boats might use S.S for sailing ship, we who know ships realize that S.S. on a ship does stand for Steam Ship. Before steam ships, all vessels were sailing ships, and the designation would not have made any sense. I'll have to admit that the usage has become so blurred that today it might mean nothing more than boat like the S.S. Minnow. Do I really have a fishmouth, or were you just writing in character?

 

[hypatia]

Yo...

Must be a getto pirate

 

[George Jones]

 

[Gale]

'Tis been awhile since Captain Pillowhead has been sighted. First Mate Math Is Hard has been sighted, and Cap'n Moonbear should be sailin' into the Cove soon.

YAAAAARGH! Yer be a damned fool ta think this ole cap'n dropped anchor too far to keep an eye on ye scurvy land lubbers!

Huckleberry, ye blasted scoundrel! You be right grungy ye are, having dreams of battlin' the likes of Captain Pillowhead. That be a merry yarn indeed. ARRR! The rest of ye scallywags be wary. Yer tongues may speak fine words one day a year, But ye be swinging the lead the rest! Aye, the black spot be waitin' for any of ye who be fool enough ta think of tryin' yer luck against the Captain. AARGH!

 

[Huckleberry]

Them be big words for one who goes off a piratin' without tellin' nary a soul, leavin' all we pirates ashore. So tell me Pillowhead, how be the booty this year with the seas all ta yerself? Afeared that if'n you showed mor'n yer backside in this port we pirates might see yer yella belly? Arrrrr! No matter, I be havin' somethin' special in store fer you next time this year. HARRR, HARRRR, HAAAARRRRRR,

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Hi Gale. Nice to see you round