Is Almighty Cleanse™ the Ultimate Colon Cleanse Solution?

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Almighty Cleanse™ is marketed as an all-natural herbal detoxifying system designed for whole body internal cleansing, claiming to promote healthy bowel movements without discomfort. The product has garnered attention due to its controversial infomercial, where exaggerated claims are made, including the production of a six-foot stool. Many participants in the discussion express skepticism about these claims, highlighting the implausibility of such results and questioning the legality of the marketing tactics used. The ingredients list, which includes various herbal components, is noted but seen as a collection of laxatives rather than a scientifically backed solution for digestive health. Overall, the conversation leans towards disbelief regarding the efficacy of the product and critiques the absurdity of its promotional claims, often laced with humor and sarcasm.
  • #31
chroot said:
Maybe uncontrollable belly laughter promotes frequent bowel movements, and thus the infomercial itself can help those suffering from stools under six feet in length.

And really, if man were meant to deliver six-foot porcelain monsters, one would think that the common toilet would have been made larger than 18 inches in diameter. If this man's product really worked, you'd have to re-fit your house with toilets the size of bathtubs. Just try to avoid falling in one of those, ladies, when your damned lazy husband leaves the seat up again.

- Warren

:smile: The guy in that infomercial just looks creepy too.
 
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  • #32
Would you be banned from competing if you had IBS?
 
  • #34
And when you win, people would throw Tums at you from the stands.
 
  • #35
Another product similiar, looks just as scammy
http://www.greenteaoffer.com/default.aspx?adid=gtv1001
 
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  • #36
Almight Cleanse - It's a bowel evacuant, a floor wax, AND a dessert topping!111
 
  • #37
Tsu said:
Almight Cleanse - It's a bowel evacuant, a floor wax, AND a dessert topping!111
Ooh, it's the new and improved Shimmer-lax!
 
  • #38
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  • #39
turbo-1 said:
Ooh, it's the new and improved Shimmer-lax!

ExACTly! :biggrin: