Is Almighty Cleanse™ the Ultimate Colon Cleanse Solution?

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Discussion Overview

The discussion revolves around the product Almighty Cleanse™, an herbal colon cleansing solution. Participants share their views on the claims made in its infomercial, the ingredients, and the implications of such a product on health and digestion. The conversation includes humorous anecdotes and skepticism regarding the effectiveness and credibility of the claims presented.

Discussion Character

  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification
  • Exploratory
  • Humorous

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants express skepticism about the claims made in the infomercial, particularly regarding the production of extremely large stools and the health implications of such occurrences.
  • Others question the legality and credibility of the claims, suggesting that they are exaggerated or misleading.
  • Several participants comment on the absurdity of the product's name and marketing, likening it to cleaning products rather than health solutions.
  • There is a discussion about the ingredients of the product, with some participants suggesting that they are merely a collection of known laxatives and digestive aids.
  • Humorous anecdotes about bowel movements and comparisons to personal experiences are shared, contributing to a light-hearted tone in parts of the discussion.
  • Some participants argue that a healthy diet would naturally prevent the need for such a product, implying that the claims of the infomercial are misguided.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally express skepticism and humor regarding the product and its claims, but there is no consensus on the validity of the claims or the necessity of the product itself. Multiple competing views remain, particularly about the implications of the infomercial's messages.

Contextual Notes

Participants highlight the lack of scientific backing for the claims made in the infomercial and the potential for misunderstanding the product's purpose based on its marketing. There are also references to personal experiences that may not be representative of broader health norms.

Who May Find This Useful

Readers interested in health products, digestive health, or those seeking humorous takes on infomercial claims may find this discussion engaging.

  • #31
chroot said:
Maybe uncontrollable belly laughter promotes frequent bowel movements, and thus the infomercial itself can help those suffering from stools under six feet in length.

And really, if man were meant to deliver six-foot porcelain monsters, one would think that the common toilet would have been made larger than 18 inches in diameter. If this man's product really worked, you'd have to re-fit your house with toilets the size of bathtubs. Just try to avoid falling in one of those, ladies, when your damned lazy husband leaves the seat up again.

- Warren

:smile: The guy in that infomercial just looks creepy too.
 
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  • #32
Would you be banned from competing if you had IBS?
 
  • #34
And when you win, people would throw Tums at you from the stands.
 
  • #35
Another product similar, looks just as scammy
http://www.greenteaoffer.com/default.aspx?adid=gtv1001
 
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  • #36
Almight Cleanse - It's a bowel evacuant, a floor wax, AND a dessert topping!111
 
  • #37
Tsu said:
Almight Cleanse - It's a bowel evacuant, a floor wax, AND a dessert topping!111
Ooh, it's the new and improved Shimmer-lax!
 
  • #38
Artemisia - Wormwood is very dangerious, even small quantities have been known to cause nervous disorders and convulsions.
 
  • #39
turbo-1 said:
Ooh, it's the new and improved Shimmer-lax!

ExACTly! :biggrin: