Is Almighty Cleanse™ the Ultimate Colon Cleanse Solution?

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Almighty Cleanse™ is an all-natural herbal colon cleansing product that claims to facilitate frequent healthy bowel movements without discomfort. The product features a proprietary blend of ingredients including Cape Aloe, Senna, and Cascara Sagrada, among others. Forum participants express skepticism regarding the product's efficacy and the outrageous claims made in its infomercial, particularly the assertion of producing a six-foot stool. The discussion highlights concerns about the legality and health implications of such exaggerated marketing tactics.

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  • #31
chroot said:
Maybe uncontrollable belly laughter promotes frequent bowel movements, and thus the infomercial itself can help those suffering from stools under six feet in length.

And really, if man were meant to deliver six-foot porcelain monsters, one would think that the common toilet would have been made larger than 18 inches in diameter. If this man's product really worked, you'd have to re-fit your house with toilets the size of bathtubs. Just try to avoid falling in one of those, ladies, when your damned lazy husband leaves the seat up again.

- Warren

:smile: The guy in that infomercial just looks creepy too.
 
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  • #32
Would you be banned from competing if you had IBS?
 
  • #34
And when you win, people would throw Tums at you from the stands.
 
  • #35
Another product similar, looks just as scammy
http://www.greenteaoffer.com/default.aspx?adid=gtv1001
 
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  • #36
Almight Cleanse - It's a bowel evacuant, a floor wax, AND a dessert topping!111
 
  • #37
Tsu said:
Almight Cleanse - It's a bowel evacuant, a floor wax, AND a dessert topping!111
Ooh, it's the new and improved Shimmer-lax!
 
  • #38
Artemisia - Wormwood is very dangerious, even small quantities have been known to cause nervous disorders and convulsions.
 
  • #39
turbo-1 said:
Ooh, it's the new and improved Shimmer-lax!

ExACTly! :biggrin: