Is Almighty Cleanse™ the Ultimate Colon Cleanse Solution?

  • Thread starter Thread starter Ivan Seeking
  • Start date Start date
Join the discussion
Registration is free. Ask a follow-up in this thread, or start your own.
Sign up Log in
38 replies · 13K views
chroot said:
Maybe uncontrollable belly laughter promotes frequent bowel movements, and thus the infomercial itself can help those suffering from stools under six feet in length.

And really, if man were meant to deliver six-foot porcelain monsters, one would think that the common toilet would have been made larger than 18 inches in diameter. If this man's product really worked, you'd have to re-fit your house with toilets the size of bathtubs. Just try to avoid falling in one of those, ladies, when your damned lazy husband leaves the seat up again.

- Warren

:smile: The guy in that infomercial just looks creepy too.
 
Biology news on Phys.org
Would you be banned from competing if you had IBS?
 
And when you win, people would throw Tums at you from the stands.
 
Almight Cleanse - It's a bowel evacuant, a floor wax, AND a dessert topping!111
 
Tsu said:
Almight Cleanse - It's a bowel evacuant, a floor wax, AND a dessert topping!111
Ooh, it's the new and improved Shimmer-lax!
 
Artemisia - Wormwood is very dangerious, even small quantities have been known to cause nervous disorders and convulsions.
 
turbo-1 said:
Ooh, it's the new and improved Shimmer-lax!

ExACTly! :biggrin: