Is He the Right Match for Evo?

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The discussion revolves around the humorous and light-hearted quest to find a suitable partner for a member named Evo, who is described as needing a man to help with various domestic challenges and her energetic dog. Participants express their interest in Evo, highlighting traits such as humor, intelligence, and compatibility over physical appearance. The thread is filled with playful banter, with many contributors joking about their qualifications and the absurdity of the situation. There are references to potential candidates, with some expressing their admiration for Evo and others humorously disqualifying themselves. The tone remains jovial, with frequent mentions of wedding plans and the comedic notion of a "shotgun wedding." Overall, the thread showcases a community's camaraderie and affection for Evo, while also engaging in witty exchanges about relationships and personal attributes.
  • #541
BoulderHead said:
Lol, they say hind-sight is 20/20...don't you believe it !

If only my two blue eyes could see as well as my one brown eye! :smile:
 
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  • #542
Looking closely at my avatar, the hole thing becomes clear at last.
 
  • #543
BoulderHead said:
Looking closely at my avatar, the hole thing becomes clear at last.

I don't get it, dude.
 
  • #544
there was a flow established leading up to it.

I didn't think it too cryptic, just enough to get away with, sorry. :rolleyes:

Just old habit probably picked up from various musicians I've listened to. For example, go here;

...and play track 4.
:biggrin:
 
  • #545
I'm behind you.
 
  • #546
Watch out boulder, he's coming up 'behind you'!:smile:
 
  • #547
butt that's not a bad thing.
 
  • #548
Evo said:
Agnostic nuns can be evil. I now belong to the Holy Order of The Thouroughly Irascible Evil Sisters, or HOTTIES for short. :smile:
shouldn't your name be: Holy Order Of The Evil Rifle Sisters?
 
  • #549
tribdog said:
shouldn't your name be: Holy Order Of The Evil Rifle Sisters?

I think somebody's craving hotwings and ranch dip :wink:
 
  • #550
Math Is Hard said:
I think somebody's craving hotwings and ranch dip :wink:
nope, just boobs.
 
  • #551
tribdog said:
nope, just boobs.

*looks down* :frown: You might be a bit disappointed if those are the proportions you had in mind.
 
  • #552
Math Is Hard said:
I think somebody's craving hotwings and ranch dip :wink:

tribdog said:
nope, just boobs.

Sounds like we need to head to Hooters. That way we get both.
 
  • #553
Remember guys & gals...SIZE DOESN'T MATTER.It counts... :-p

Seriously,if she has small breasts,maybe he has a small...you know what.Definitely not imagination. :-p So it's a draw...

Daniel.
 
  • #554
dextercioby said:
Remember guys & gals...SIZE DOESN'T MATTER.It counts... :-p

Seriously,if she has small breasts,maybe he has a small...you know what.Definitely not imagination. :-p So it's a draw...

Daniel.

:smile:

Myth.

But, there is an acceptable range for men and extremes on either side of that range are when it starts to matter to women. Hint: bigger isn't always better!

When it comes to men's views of women, if the big ones come with a policy of look but don't touch, they'll settle for the smaller version. :wink:
 
  • #555
Hopefully not being too lascivous,i'll say that,with both sexes,TASTE and FEELING trully count...

Daniel.

P.S.That is too say,the loved one is trully DELICIOUS... :cool:
 
  • #556
Moonbear said:
But, there is an acceptable range for men and extremes on either side of that range are when it starts to matter to women. Hint: bigger isn't always better!
Bigger is better, IMHO. Sorry, but to be honest no amount of technique helps if you can't find it. :redface:
 
  • #557
Evo said:
Bigger is better, IMHO. Sorry, but to be honest no amount of technique helps if you can't find it. :redface:

:smile: That's why I said there's an acceptable range. Too small is no good, but there is a such thing as too big too OWWWWIEEEE!
 
  • #558
Moonbear said:
:smile: That's why I said there's an acceptable range. Too small is no good, but there is a such thing as too big too OWWWWIEEEE!
Yes, too big is a problem, although it's very rare to find someone that big. Not that I would know (being a virgin), but that's what I've heard. :shy:
 
  • #559
There are some mortals us white people with whom the Nature has been rather gifty,TOO GIFTY... :-p

Daniel.

P.S. SIZE DOESN'T MATTER ... :-p
 
  • #560
Evo said:
Yes, too big is a problem, although it's very rare to find someone that big. Not that I would know (being a virgin), but that's what I've heard. :shy:

I'm sure your daughters will be impressed to learn they are the result of immaculate conception. No wonder you've taken to the nunnery. :smile:
 
  • #561
Here's a picture of mine, does it look like it is in the acceptable range?
 
  • #562
tribdog said:
Here's a picture of mine, does it look like it is in the acceptable range?
Oh dear. Moonbear, you have my sympathy.

Or perhaps it was too large to fit on the page?
 
  • #563
no, its there, right there after the word range. has quite the curve to it.
 
  • #564
tribdog said:
no, its there, right there after the word range. has quite the curve to it.
I thought that was a question mark. :biggrin:
 
  • #565
tribdog said:
no, its there, right there after the word range. has quite the curve to it.

:smile: Oh, wait, I'm not supposed to laugh, am I?

As long as it curves upward and not to one side, that's within the normal range. Curvature to one side is a potential problem.

But, hey, if it ends up too big for me, you've always got the Hooters girls. :biggrin:
 
  • #566
OK. I think we've gotten just a tad off topic here... :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #567
Tsu said:
OK. I think we've gotten just a tad off topic here... :smile: :smile: :smile:

Topic? There's a topic? :blushing: :redface: I thought we were done with that. polyb has satisfied the matchmakers, and the sisters; our work is done here. :approve:
 
  • #568
I'm 28 years old, physically very strong, with a knowledge about a lot of things, and worker, and a person that enjoy living, but I have a girlfriend actually. But Evo, if one day I break with her I'm at your disposition, you're very attractive!
 
  • #569
meteor said:
I'm 28 years old, physically very strong, with a knowledge about a lot of things, and worker, and a person that enjoy living, but I have a girlfriend actually. But Evo, if one day I break with her I'm at your disposition, you're very attractive!
Aww, thanks meteor! :smile:
 
  • #570
You ever considered lesbianism? I think the female choices around here are a tad sight better than the male.
ps I hear Math is Hard should be renamed Math is Easy, but you didn't hear that from me.
 

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