Is Slow Heat-Up the Key to Breaking In Your New Device?

[Borek]

What? Is there a conspiracy afoot?

More like atruck at the moment.

 

[Evo]

More like atruck at the moment.

Awww, what have you guys done? bd = birthday?

(Evo - not too sharp)

 

[Borek]

Awww, what have you guys done?

We failed.

Temporarily.

 

[Borek]

Delivered and signed. But the story DOESN'T END HERE!

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

judging from the tracking reports it is less than 7 miles from the target

So what. If you ship a package to a destination 7 miles away from here, the first thing they do is send it to Atlanta.

 

[turbo]

Delivered and signed. But the story DOESN'T END HERE!

It gets worse? O Noes!

 

[Evo]

OMG! I just received a huge bag of applewood chips and a smoker cover for a 30" MASTERBUILT SMOKER! :!)

I don't know what to say. I don't even dare say what I'm thinking. If you did what I think you did, I need to take more heart medicine. I'm speechless right now and tearing up.

Ok, fess up!

 

[Borek]

No, it gets BETTER!

Later :grumpy:

 

[Borek]

OK, here is the story... The smoker will be sent later, as it was out of stock the moment we ordered it for you :( It is back in stock, so we hope you will get it around birthday

 

[turbo]

OMG! I just received a huge bag of applewood chips and a smoker cover for a 30" MASTERBUILT SMOKER! :!)

I don't know what to say. I don't even dare say what I'm thinking. If you did what I think you did, I need to take more heart medicine. I'm speechless right now and tearing up.

Ok, fess up!

We're just teasing you, Ms Evo! Your debit card will be billed.

 

[Evo]

OK, here is the story... The smoker will be sent later, as it was out of stock the moment we ordered it for you :( It is back in stock, so we hope you will get it around birthday

OMG, OMG! I can't believe this! No one has ever done anything like this for me - ever. That's my dream machine!

You guys! That's a very, very expensive gift. I don't deserve this. Just try to pry it out of my cold, dead fingers.

Wow. I just...WOW.

We're just teasing you, Ms Evo! Your debit card will be billed.

 

[micromass]

You guys! That's a very, very expensive gift. I don't deserve this.

You deserve every single bit of it

 

[Andre]

We're just teasing you, Ms Evo! Your debit card will be billed.

Another smoke screen

 

[Pengwuino]

So did she get the hint that she's hosting the next PF 4th of July BBQ?

 

[Evo]

Thank you, everyone! I know Borek started this because I was drooling over the electric digital push button fail proof smoker for dummies that wouldn't get me arrested.

{{{{HUGS}}}} to everyone. :!)

I still can't believe this. With Memorial day coming up, there will be great sales on items to be smoked. I have just the place for it on my covered patio where I have an outside electric outlet.

You know my neighbor is going to want to use it. :tongue:

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THANK YOU! You guys are awesome. I love you all. <sniff>

 

[Borek]

I love you all.

You got it backwards - WE love you

Not that these things are mutually exclusive.

 

[lisab]

It is kind of unusual to take up smoking at this point in life, though .

 

[Borek]

It is never too late.

 

[Astronuc]

Thank you, everyone! I know Borek started this because I was drooling over the electric digital push button fail proof smoker for dummies that wouldn't get me arrested.

{{{{HUGS}}}} to everyone. :!)

I still can't believe this. With Memorial day coming up, there will be great sales on items to be smoked. I have just the place for it on my covered patio where I have an outside electric outlet.

You know my neighbor is going to want to use it. :tongue:

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THANK YOU! You guys are awesome. I love you all. <sniff>

Please post some pictures when you get it setup.

 

[Evo]

So did she get the hint that she's hosting the next PF 4th of July BBQ?

Please post some pictures when you get it setup.

Definitely!

I'm just still in disbelief. What a generous, unbelievable act of kindness.

You all are the best friends I have.

 

[rhody]

Another smoke screen

Let's hope the delivery truck doesn't get hit by lightning or destroyed in a tornado first, this is Evo after all, and we know your track record.

Rhody... :uhh:

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Wow! What a nice gesture.

Enjoy your new smoker, Evo. Just don't burn the place down!

 

[dlgoff]

OMG, OMG! I can't believe this! No one has ever done anything like this for me - ever. That's my dream machine!

You guys! That's a very, very expensive gift. I don't deserve this. Just try to pry it out of my cold, dead fingers.

Wow. I just...WOW.

Thank you, everyone! I know Borek started this because I was drooling over the electric digital push button fail proof smoker for dummies that wouldn't get me arrested.

{{{{HUGS}}}} to everyone. :!)

I still can't believe this. With Memorial day coming up, there will be great sales on items to be smoked. I have just the place for it on my covered patio where I have an outside electric outlet.

You know my neighbor is going to want to use it. :tongue:

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THANK YOU! You guys are awesome. I love you all. <sniff>

You've brought tears of joy to me Evo. Happy Birthday with love.

 

[dlgoff]

You got it backwards - WE love you

Not that these things are mutually exclusive.

We love you too for making this all possible. :!)

 

[turbo]

But they are Borek. We love you too for making this all possible. :!)

Not mutually exclusive, but thanks to Borek for pulling this together! A good guy!

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Nice gift. Enjoy it Evo. Why wasn't I invited to conspire against her?

 

[dlgoff]

Not mutually exclusive, but thanks to Borek for pulling this together! A good guy!

Yea. What you said.

 

[Borek]

A good guy!

You are taking me for something I am not.

Why wasn't I invited to conspire against her?

I knew this question will be asked. See above.

Seriously, it is my fault. I had to end the list somewhere, otherwise I would have to send 412k PMs. Sorry if someone feels ignored.

 

[lisab]

We love you too for making this all possible. :!)

I concur .

 

[drizzle]

You are taking me for something I am not.

Ok. You are an evil guy.

:)

 

[Borek]

Ok. You are an evil guy.

Surprised?

 

[Evo]

Let's hope the delivery truck doesn't get hit by lightning or destroyed in a tornado first, this is Evo after all, and we know your track record.

Rhody... :uhh:

This is too true.

Wow! What a nice gesture.

no kidding!

Enjoy your new smoker, Evo. Just don't burn the place down!

Oh, I'm already making a list.

You've brought tears of joy to me Evo. Happy Birthday with love.

Love you too dl!

We love you too (Borek) for making this all possible. :!)

What a guy!

Not mutually exclusive, but thanks to Borek for pulling this together! A good guy!

Definitely.

Nice gift. Enjoy it Evo. Why wasn't I invited to conspire against her?

It's sweet that you wanted to conspire.

I'm so touched by everyone.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Ok. You are an evil guy.

:)

Don't say things like that. I've got your back Borek. No matter how many people say bad things about you, no matter how horrible they say you are, I will always be there to defend you day and night.

 

[Andre]

..., I will always be there to defend you day and night.

In other words,...

 

[Evo]

I told Evo Child what you guys did and she said you all are incredible.