Is the Forces by Proxy Theory a Valid Explanation of the 4 Fundamental Forces?

[qedprigmosyno]

So there is a theory out there that seems to model the "four" fundamental forces based upon a higgs-like particle, which the author calls k-particles. He seems to believe that these particles act upon electrons, protons, fermions, etc. to produce forces by the means of k-particle density.
It's called forces by proxy and it's published online
[crackpot link deleted]

I was wondering what criticisms people would have for this theory. I'll be honest and say that this is a theory more appealing than string theory.

 

[Vanadium 50]

1) It's crackpottery. (Please note PF rules do not permit the discussion of crackpottery)

2) It's not even original crackpottery. The theory was first proposed in 1690.