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Know of any Funny Physics Jokes for Shirts?

  1. Feb 12, 2013 #1
    Does anyone know of any good Physics jokes/comics that would be good for a physics group's tshirts and care to share? It's ok if they have a sexual innuendo, but these are for an University organization, so if it has a dirty overtone, it has to be subtle/decent. (To give you some sense of what is deemed alright, one of the Chem shirts that got approved was a picture of the periodic table below which said "Chemists do it on the table. Periodically" ). We can't use Xkcd comics or any other copyright protected comics/images.

    Thanks guys and bring on the nerdy physics jokes!
     
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  3. Feb 13, 2013 #2

    Simon Bridge

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    Jokes short enough to fit on a t-shirt tend to be on the droll-pun kind... stuff like

    W=Fd
    F=ma
    therefore
    Work is mad
     
  4. Feb 13, 2013 #3
    "If I was walking away from you this shirt would be more red"
     
  5. Feb 13, 2013 #4
    I have a shirt that says: ''Heisenberg might have been here'' I kind of enjoy that one.
     
  6. Feb 13, 2013 #5

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    Things to write on t-shirts"

    "No charge for neutrons"

    "Elementary particles are the dreams that stuff is made of"

    "No fission chips please.
    (They give me atomic ache.)"

    "Observer"

    "CAUTION:
    Contents warps the space around it"
     
  7. Feb 13, 2013 #6
    "I am a string theory physicist, I crave for ... BRAAAAAANES"
     
  8. Feb 13, 2013 #7

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    You're collapsing my wavefunction!

    A t-shirt that's blue on the front and red on the back.

    Physicists do it in a box...and don't at the same time.

    Two designs, one for students that say 'Travelling twin' and one for professors that says 'Stay-at-home twin'.

    I might get that last pair made for me and my three-year-old...
     
  9. Feb 13, 2013 #8
    I always thought it would be neat to list out all of the specs on a person as if they were some machine. Sort of a blend of many sciences, but it all ties into physics.

    Contents: One Human

    Duty cycle: 8 hrs / 24 hrs
    EMF Detection range: 450 - 700 nanometers
    Power consumption: 2,000 KCal/day (96 Watts)
    Max power output: 700 Watts (1 hp)
    Information capacity: 2 petaBytes
    Major constituents: ##% water, .....
    Elemental composition: ##% carbon, ##% hydrogen, ##% oxygen.
    Other considerations: Likes sex


    That last one is for your innuendo
     
  10. Feb 14, 2013 #9
    "Quantum physiscts do it entangled. And randomly."
    "I looked for the Higgs Bosom" (on the back "... and still can't spell")
    "Statistical physicists like it in group" (on the back "... but no Lie please")
    "You may be looking at the future Master of the World" (on the back "... the plans for my evil lair are in my other pants")

    And if you don't mind some interfaculty war: "Physics: because I am too smart to be an engineer and too fun to be a mathematician"
     
  11. Feb 16, 2013 #10
    physics gives me a hadron
     
  12. Feb 18, 2013 #11
    I just realized that if you apply that to the LHC ... no, that doesn't sound right :-)
     
  13. Feb 18, 2013 #12
    "Certified quantum mechanic" with a wrench right below.
     
  14. Feb 18, 2013 #13
    "Has any seen my massive bosons?"

    "I probe in the name of Science"
     
  15. Jun 15, 2013 #14
    "F = a*p"

    "Physics majors - the quarkiest kids on campus."
     
  16. Jul 29, 2013 #15
    1. The classic.
    Why did the physics major cross the road?

    He overslept because he was studying physics really late.

    2. Another classic
    The physics major goes up to the math major and says "we are both studying pretty difficult material."

    3. A third classic
    How many physics majors does it take to write a compare and contrast paper on Sub-Saharan economies?

    We can't know for certain, because the answer is really dependent on how much the physics major knows about Sub-Saharan economics. I'd say even most economists don't know a lot about that, nevermind the physicists. But, given ample time and resources, I'd say it would only take a single physics major to write that sort of paper. Sure, it might take him a little longer than our economist from before, but he'd get it done all right. I myself sincerely hope that I never have to write such a paper, because my academic interests lie almost entirely outside the realm of humanities... or is economics a social science? Ah, yes, I just checked and it is indeed a social science. Anyways, it would only take one physics major to write it. Probably. I honestly don't know.
     
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