McSweeney's : "Signs You Work In The 'Cool' Lab"

[GoBucks24]

Short satire piece:

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/signs-you-work-in-the-cool-lab

 

[strangerep]

Short satire piece:

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/signs-you-work-in-the-cool-lab

I liked this one:

"Safety gloves come in both fingerless and leather varieties."

So,... missing a finger or two is,... kewl?

Hmm. I once had a woodwork teacher who was missing part of finger because... you know. No one thought he was kewl, but it was definitely instructive:

"Are you scared of the tablesaw yet? Yes? Stay that way."