# Meanwhile, Microsoft Buys Danger For $500 Million 1. Feb 27, 2008 ### EnumaElish 2. Feb 27, 2008 ### hypatia Why Danger, I'm so proud to be among your very best PF friends! 3. Feb 27, 2008 ### Moonbear Staff Emeritus Indeed, I had no idea you were up for sale...ol' buddy ol' pal! 4. Feb 27, 2008 ### Danger Well, I had no idea that I was so popular. Perhaps I should have taken bids. I would rather be owned by the Sisterhood than Bill Gates. :tongue2: Now I suppose that I have to start malfunctioning. Likewise, Sweetheart. 5. Feb 27, 2008 ### russ_watters ### Staff: Mentor Jeez, I was going to offer$1.75 and figured I had legitimate shot...

6. Feb 27, 2008

### Danger

I would have considered taking the \$1.75, as long as it was accompanied by a written promise to become a card-carrying Democrat. :tongue:

7. Feb 27, 2008

### Poop-Loops

Sellout. =/

8. Feb 27, 2008

### Danger

Hey, I have vices to support, you know.

9. Feb 28, 2008

### Moonbear

Staff Emeritus
:rofl: OH, THAT'S why microsoft wanted you! They don't have to work too hard to break you, some components are already failing. :tongue:

10. Feb 28, 2008

### turbo

You can just keep on with all your bad habits, but now they won't be faults - they'll be "features". :rofl:

11. Feb 28, 2008

### Staff: Mentor

Sure, why not - as long as I don't have to vote for one, I'll carry whatever card makes you happy.

12. Feb 29, 2008

### TVP45

So now Clippy will say "Eh"?

13. Feb 29, 2008

### Math Is Hard

Staff Emeritus
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That took me a minute!

14. Feb 29, 2008

### TVP45

Just remember that there is nothing that can't be improved by bad puns and arcane references.

15. Feb 29, 2008

Roflmao3!!!!

16. Mar 1, 2008

### Danger

If MIH is laughing, that must be funny... but I can't get it. Who or what is 'Clippy'?

17. Mar 1, 2008

### Math Is Hard

Staff Emeritus

Here he is. Helpful little guy..

18. Mar 1, 2008

### Danger

Oh, okay. I was suspecting that it might be some sort of knickname for Hillary Clinton.

19. Mar 1, 2008

### TVP45

Ouch! That hurts. BTW, we'll trade her to you for another good hockey player.

20. Mar 2, 2008

### Danger

Let me think on that for a bit. She's still fairly hot for an old broad, but you already have most of our best players. It's not an easy decision.