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Meanwhile, Microsoft Buys Danger For $500 Million

  1. Feb 27, 2008 #1

    EnumaElish

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  3. Feb 27, 2008 #2
    Why Danger, I'm so proud to be among your very best PF friends!
     
  4. Feb 27, 2008 #3

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    Indeed, I had no idea you were up for sale...ol' buddy ol' pal! :biggrin:
     
  5. Feb 27, 2008 #4

    Danger

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    Well, I had no idea that I was so popular. Perhaps I should have taken bids. I would rather be owned by the Sisterhood than Bill Gates. :tongue2:
    Now I suppose that I have to start malfunctioning.

    Likewise, Sweetheart.
     
  6. Feb 27, 2008 #5

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    Jeez, I was going to offer $1.75 and figured I had legitimate shot...
     
  7. Feb 27, 2008 #6

    Danger

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    I would have considered taking the $1.75, as long as it was accompanied by a written promise to become a card-carrying Democrat. :tongue:
     
  8. Feb 27, 2008 #7
    Sellout. =/
     
  9. Feb 27, 2008 #8

    Danger

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    Hey, I have vices to support, you know.
     
  10. Feb 28, 2008 #9

    Moonbear

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    :rofl: OH, THAT'S why microsoft wanted you! They don't have to work too hard to break you, some components are already failing. :tongue: :biggrin:
     
  11. Feb 28, 2008 #10

    turbo

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    You can just keep on with all your bad habits, but now they won't be faults - they'll be "features". :rofl:
     
  12. Feb 28, 2008 #11

    russ_watters

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    Sure, why not - as long as I don't have to vote for one, I'll carry whatever card makes you happy.
     
  13. Feb 29, 2008 #12
    So now Clippy will say "Eh"?
     
  14. Feb 29, 2008 #13

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    That took me a minute!
     
  15. Feb 29, 2008 #14
    Just remember that there is nothing that can't be improved by bad puns and arcane references.:biggrin:
     
  16. Feb 29, 2008 #15
    Roflmao3!!!!
     
  17. Mar 1, 2008 #16

    Danger

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    If MIH is laughing, that must be funny... but I can't get it. Who or what is 'Clippy'? :confused:
     
  18. Mar 1, 2008 #17

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    Here he is. Helpful little guy..

    http://computer-vet.com/weblog/screenshots/clippy.gif [Broken]
     
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  19. Mar 1, 2008 #18

    Danger

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    Oh, okay. I was suspecting that it might be some sort of knickname for Hillary Clinton. :redface:
     
  20. Mar 1, 2008 #19
    Ouch! That hurts. BTW, we'll trade her to you for another good hockey player.:smile:
     
  21. Mar 2, 2008 #20

    Danger

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    Let me think on that for a bit. She's still fairly hot for an old broad, but you already have most of our best players. It's not an easy decision.
     
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