Men's Changing Behaviors Over Time

[Lisa!]

Well arildno, it's not my fault if your bf talks to me!

 

[arildno]

Well arildno, it's not my fault if your bf talks to me!

He's not my boyfriend, dammit!
I just took advantage of him in the Tiki Bar, that's all there ever was.

 

[Townsend]

He's not my boyfriend, dammit!
I just took advantage of him in the Tiki Bar, that's all there ever was.

So does that make him a sort of man whore? Sorry for my ignorance as I have no idea how these things are suppose to work but I find it interesting.

[edit]You might consider not admitting anything about that arildno. Taking advantage of someone under the influence may be considered date rape you know...[/edit]

 

[Lisa!]

Come on! What's wrong with him? I know he's alittle too old and talkative, but you can't find a better bf, can you?
By the way, what news about Nazism?

 

[arildno]

[edit]You might consider not admitting anything about that arildno. Taking advantage of someone under the influence may be considered date rape you know...[/edit]

And what would you have done?
The guy was dangling and prancing about in the Tiki Bar with his boxers pulled down over his head!
The fact that I just stumbled into him, was a mere knee-jerk reaction.
Just a reflex, really.

 

[wolram]

He's not my boyfriend, dammit!
I just took advantage of him in the Tiki Bar, that's all there ever was.

You cad sir, takeing advantage of a virgin, i challenge you to pistols at twenty
paces.

 

[Townsend]

And what would you have done?
The guy was dangling and prancing about in the Tiki Bar with his boxers pulled down over his head!
The fact that I just stumbled into him, was a mere knee-jerk reaction.
Just a reflex, really.

 

[arildno]

You cad sir, takeing advantage of a virgin, i challenge you to pistols at twenty
paces.

I am myopic, I demand we fight with bodkins instead.

 

[wolram]

I am myopic, I demand we fight with bodkins instead.

Do not be a sissy, go get your gun and make out your will, i will make it a
clean shot.

 

[arildno]

Do not be a sissy, go get your gun and make out your will, i will make it a
clean shot.

You're the sissy, you fear me in close combat.

 

[Townsend]

Do not be a sissy, go get your gun and make out your will, i will make it a
clean shot.

I thought guns were banned in Europe? Or wait...what kind of gun are you talking about?

 

[arildno]

I thought guns were banned in Europe? Or wait...what kind of gun are you talking about?

Well, if it isn't what I think, then I have nothing to fear from him shooting (or, trickling, that is..)

 

[Lisa!]

Wow how men change? They end up with fighting in every arguments. They start talking to someone very nicely but after a while they get tired of playing roles and show their real nature! So they start fighting!

 

[wolram]

I thought guns were banned in Europe? Or wait...what kind of gun are you talking about?

Well they are sort of illegal, but we still use use them for clandestine duels.

Have you made out that will Did no?

 

[wolram]

Wow how men change? They end up with fighting in every arguments. They start talking to someone very nicely but after a while they get tired of playing roles and show their real nature! So they start fighting!

You can be his second if you wish.

 

[Townsend]

Well they are sort of illegal, but we still use use them for clandestine duels.

Oh, I see. Well then at least let me offer you some useful advice.

Old ammo does not always function properly so make sure your using some fresh ammo.

Since the guns are not likely to be often used you should make sure the barrel is free of any obstructions.

Make sure you thoroughly clean your gun.

And make sure your gun is sighted in... I have no idea how many paces you take for a duel but I imagine you would want to take aim.

Aim for the heart. You want to shoot for a large target area and you want to make the kill as fast as possible. You wouldn't want to give him an oppertunity to get an extra round off before he's dead, would you?

And may the best man win...

 

[Lisa!]

You can be his second if you wish.

Whose and second what?

 

[wolram]

Whose and second what?

You can be Did Nos second for the duel

 

[arildno]

You can be Did Nos second for the duel

Are you ready to wield your bodkin?

 

[Lisa!]

Did you kill arildno while I wasn't around here, Sir? I can't see him around!

 

[Lisa!]

Wow both of them are dead!

 

[Townsend]

Did you kill arildno while I wasn't around here, Sir? I can't see him around!

arildno is dead??

We should all have a moment of silence...

At least he kept his honor...

 

[wolram]

Wow both of them are dead!

Nope, i just poped out to buy some flowers.

 

[arildno]

Nope, i just poped out to buy some flowers.

You thought I was dead, eh?
Poop on your flowers!

 

[arildno]

At least he kept his honor...

Eh?

 

[wolram]

This is creepy the bullet went through his heart and we buried him 6ft deep,
he must be a ghost.

 

[arildno]

This is creepy the bullet went through his heart and we buried him 6ft deep,
he must be a ghost.

Just a minor penetration; didn't hurt at all.

 

[wolram]

They say some spirts do not know that there body has passed away,
maybe we can get him exorcised.

 

[arildno]

They say some spirts do not know that there body has passed away,
maybe we can get him exorcised.

Well, if you're more comfortable with the idea that I'll float about your pillow as some sort of incubus, that's fine by me:
I am just a spirit.

 

[wolram]

Well, if you're more comfortable with the idea that I'll float about your pillow as some sort of incubus, that's fine by me:
I am just a spirit.

Lisa likes ghosts, so you can haunt her, i am sure she won't exorcise you