stevendaryl said:
Yes. If there were actually a proof that the laws of quantum mechanics implies that macroscopic objects have negligible standard deviation in their position, then there wouldn't be a measurement problem.
For properly normalized extensive macroscopic properties (and this includes the center of mass operator), there is such a proof in many treatises of statistical mechanics. It is the quantum analogue of the
system size expansion for classical stochastic processes. For example, see Theorem 9.3.3 and the subsequent discussion in
my online book. But you can find similar statements in all books on stochastic physics where correlations are discussed in a thermodynamic context if you care to look, though usually for different, thermodynamically relevant variables.
This property (essentially a version of the law of large numbers) is indispensable for the thermodynamic limit that justifies thermodynamics microscopically, since in this limit all uncertainties disappear and classical thermodynamics and hydromechanics appear as effective theories.
The measurement problem appears only because people mistake the highly idealized von Neumann measurement (treated in introductory texts) - which applies only to very specific collapse-like measurements such as that of electron spin - for the general notion of a measurement, and therefore are lead to interpreting the reading from a macroscopic instrument in these terms, inventing for it a collapse that has no scientific basis.
And unfortunately, physics education is today so fragmentized and research so specialized that people working on resolving issues in the quantum foundations typically never had an in-depth education in statistical mechanics. As a consequence they believe that the textbook foundations are the real ones...
As for your thought experiment, the experimenter cannot travel if the system you describe is truly isolated. But once it is not isolated, your argument breaks down.