My 3-Week Old Grand-Niece: Life's 4 Elements & 3 Forces

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The discussion centers around a humorous interpretation of life through the lens of a three-week-old grand-niece, highlighting four essential elements: mommy, daddy, food, and sleep, alongside the "quintessential poo." Additionally, three fundamental forces are identified: crying, which attracts food and mommy but repels daddy; smiling, which attracts daddy and sleep; and grimacing, which repels poo. The conversation emphasizes the lighthearted nature of family dynamics and the joys of new life.

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I just went down to see my three-week old grand-niece. I have three grand-nephews on my side of the family and at least two on my wife's, she's not sure. This newly discovered particle has the following TOE:
There are 4 elements, mommy, daddy, food, and sleep. Then there is the quintessential poo.
There are 3 fundamental forces. Crying which attracts food and mommy, but repels daddy. Smiling, which attacts daddy and sleep. And grimacing which repels poo.
 
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You forgot the part about charm...
 
Congrats! I bet she is just ever so cute.
 
Congrats Jimmy!
 
Congrats!

And your analysis of her TOE will be good to keep in mind when I have my girl this summer... particularly that "quintessential poo"! :smile:
 
Congrats to you and your family jimmy!

You've discovered the fifth element! :biggrin:
 
Astronuc said:
Congrats to you and your family jimmy!

You've discovered the fifth element! :biggrin:
More than once, my friend, much more than once.
 
jimmysnyder said:
More than once, my friend, much more than once.

Ah! So it's renewable or just abundant?! :smile:
 

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