My 3-Week Old Grand-Niece: Life's 4 Elements & 3 Forces

[Jimmy Snyder]

I just went down to see my three-week old grand-niece. I have three grand-nephews on my side of the family and at least two on my wife's, she's not sure. This newly discovered particle has the following TOE:
There are 4 elements, mommy, daddy, food, and sleep. Then there is the quintessential poo.
There are 3 fundamental forces. Crying which attracts food and mommy, but repels daddy. Smiling, which attacts daddy and sleep. And grimacing which repels poo.

 

[berkeman]

You forgot the part about charm...

 

[hypatia]

Congrats! I bet she is just ever so cute.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Congrats Jimmy!

 

[physics girl phd]

Congrats!

And your analysis of her TOE will be good to keep in mind when I have my girl this summer... particularly that "quintessential poo"! :rofl:

 

[Astronuc]

Congrats to you and your family jimmy!

You've discovered the fifth element!

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Congrats to you and your family jimmy!

You've discovered the fifth element!

More than once, my friend, much more than once.

 

[Astronuc]

More than once, my friend, much more than once.

Ah! So it's renewable or just abundant?! :rofl: