Naming Office Equipment: Our Weird Habit

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Naming office equipment has become a quirky tradition among the participants, with various machines receiving humorous and creative names based on their personalities and behaviors. Notable examples include a cranky printer called Diablo II, which requires "voodoo offerings" to function, and Willis, a printer that falsely claims to be out of paper. Other named devices include Squeaky, The Works, and a shredder dubbed The Nommminator. The discussion also touches on the practice of naming personal items, such as laptops and even office fish, with suggestions for names reflecting their characteristics or humorous references. Participants share their own naming experiences, revealing a broader trend of anthropomorphizing inanimate objects in the workplace, which fosters a sense of camaraderie and lightheartedness among colleagues.
  • #31
Math Is Hard said:
We have this thing about naming equipment in the office.

The printer/copier/fax is called Diablo II or Spawn of Diablo. It's a cranky machine that responds well to voodoo offerings like shiny pennies, red ribbons, and chicken bones. It is not nearly as troublesome as Diablo I.

Then there's Willis, a printer that constantly complains it is out of paper when it isn't, and gives other erroneous error messages. leading us to say "whachoo talkin' bout?".

Squeaky (another printer. I think this one is obvious).

The Works (the printer that always works. Well, almost.)

The Nommminator is our shredder. (Omnomnomnomnommm!)

We have 3 new laptops now, and I am trying to think of names for them. I guess it's like naming kittens, though - you have to give it some time for their personalities to emerge. But I am open to suggestions.

Anyone else do this with office equipment? Or are we just really weird?

Ok... (and I thought that I am crazy).
 
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Moonbear said:
if you submit any sort of review to their website, it actually asks what you've named the thing.

May I humbly suggest "Nicolette"?

I'll just lie low and let that sink in for a second... :rolleyes:
 
  • #33
I interned at a place that had a printer with a picture of Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite taped to it. (It was a pun on the brand name--Ricoh.)