Vive La RÉVOLUTION!
Bah, they're not purple. Else, things could've been much worse, jellitively speaking, of course.
My mercenaries are doing their job!
Your mercenaries? Hah! Jellyfish wouldn't stoop so low as to be controlled by a silly flightless bird :rofl:
Fork over enough fish and jellyfish will do whatever you tell them to...
Hm.. how much fish are we talking about?
20 salmon for every man jellyfish, woman jellyfish, and child jellyfish that would rise to arms for the Penguin Army.
But Pengwuino, why do you want to take over Japan?
We can use their ample coastlines as a staging ground for our South-East Asia campaign.
Do you think they have mutated becasue of the secret nuclear tests in the Pacific?
Clearly this is another proof of Jellitivity, one of the finest in recent times, but just watch the cranks and crackpots deny it.
The story was much funnier on the radio this morning. They were playing monster noises from Japanese horror movies and saying it was the sound the giant jellyfish made. RRRRRRAAAAAUUUUHHHHHH!!!
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