I think the the more interesting explanations from a Bohmist is from then Demysitifer probably had a "bad day" and wrote this...
It actually gives a sensible take on "hidden variables" / beables.
There exists a conceptual problem also with "observables", namely that it is corresponds to something an interacting population of "agents" (we can call this the domain of classical reality) can agree upon, by means of a symmetry operation relating their perspectives (in case of SR for example). This may seem good and not a problem, but the problem is that it presumes the unique existence of such symmetries and set of elements.
Here the "beable" potentially corresponds to facts known to the single agent only (ie solipsist HV), but for various reasons they can not be shared, copied etc without beeing compromised. These facts can be argue are not less "real", and can be the result of "measurements" by the specific agent, they are however not "objective", and they can not be represented by "observables".
Beables here, serves a purpose observables do not, even from the point of view of inference and scientific development, because even if the consencus and the negotiated facts in science are a goal, their emergence needs to be "explained" but the interacting pieces of evidence. In such abstractions, observables are a blunt tool. Objective yes, but blunt.
/Fredrik