Need Help Improving Your Chatting Skills? Check Out This Hilarious Fail!

[Jimmy Snyder]

For those who are having trouble meeting girl/boy s, here is an example of how not to go about it. It had me rofl. Strike that, it had me rolling on the floor laughing.
http://failblog.org/2010/01/08/sexy-chat-win"

 

[Borek]

wat r sentances

When I see such logs I wonder about meaning of "English as a second language". I always thought it is about me.

 

[Pengwuino]

I r not understandz

 

[Moonbear]

That's what happens when lolcats get online.

 

[EnumaElish]

I thought rawr meant "Right Answer, Wrong Reason"...

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

I thought rawr meant "Right Answer, Wrong Reason"...

Rear Axle Weight Rating. It's what my wife says when she's horny.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Omegle is kind of scary. Its half populated by pedophiles and guys pretending to be underage girls to mess with the pedophiles.

 

[GeorginaS]

Great, now I have to Google "Omegle" just to find out what you're talking about.

Edited to add: I haven't ever heard of that one. It reads: Talk to Strangers

Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.

Gosh.

 

[xxChrisxx]

Edited to add: I haven't ever heard of that one. It reads: Talk to Strangers

There goes years of telling children to do the exact opposite.

 

[Galteeth]

Omegle is kind of scary. Its half populated by pedophiles and guys pretending to be underage girls to mess with the pedophiles.

Also some Chinese people!

 

[JaWiB]

I chatted for awhile with someone who said they were from Korea the other night. Other than that, though, I haven't had any decent conversations on Omegle. It's amazing how easy it is to make some guy think you're a girl, though (even without trying!)

 

[GeorginaS]

I chatted for awhile with someone who said they were from Korea the other night. Other than that, though, I haven't had any decent conversations on Omegle. It's amazing how easy it is to make some guy think you're a girl, though (even without trying!)

How do you know that that person was a guy?

 

[rootX]

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3038/62460272.jpg

meh.

 

[GeorginaS]

asl = age/sex/location

 

[DaveC426913]

asl = age/sex/location

Yikes! Zis ist for undt sex. Your Papers pleasz. Shnell.


(Also, Georgina, how do you know this?)

 

[Moonbear]

Yikes! Zis ist for undt sex. Your Papers pleasz. Shnell.


(Also, Georgina, how do you know this?)

People have been using that abbreviation in chat rooms for ages. Even I knew that one. Then again, it looks like asking what it is is much more effective for putting an end to such a conversation.

 

[GeorginaS]

Yikes! Zis ist for undt sex. Your Papers pleasz. Shnell.


(Also, Georgina, how do you know this?)

Because I'm smerter?

 

[Mentallic]

This just doesn't seem to be working for me!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2092/omeglegay.png