Nyone else here enjoy drinking in the shower?

[DeadWolfe]

Man that's a good feeling...

 

[Danger]

How the hell do you hang onto the bottle with soapy hands?

 

[Moonbear]

Talk about watered down drinks!

 

[scott1]

what? I don't know what anyone is talking about??

 

[Lisa!]

How the hell do you hang onto the bottle with soapy hands?

And how do you hang onto the bottle when you're drunk?

 

[Danger]

My hands clench when I'm unconscious, the same way a bird clamps onto a branch for sleeping.

 

[Moonbear]

what? I don't know what anyone is talking about??

We'll explain it to you when you're older.

 

[mattmns]

Pffft, amateurs. You use one of those sports bottles, one with a rope to wrap around your neck, and that has one of those pop-lid things. Fill one of those things up with vodka and you're good to go

 

[dav2008]

At first I thought this was about drinking the shower water.

 

[mattmns]

At first I thought this was about drinking the shower water.

Of course it is, but this is GD! If you don't explicitly state what you are talking about then we will try to twist it around as much as possible. And if you do state everything explicitly then we will make fun of you or twist the thread around anyway

 

[wolram]

I think my shower is drunk, all it will do is dribble and make rude noises, the last time i tried to use it it sent the plumbing into a methane event like frenzy for 10 minutes.

 

[dav2008]

Of course it is, but this is GD! If you don't explicitly state what you are talking about then we will try to twist it around as much as possible. And if you do state everything explicitly then we will make fun of you or twist the thread around anyway

Drinking booze makes more sense than drinking shower water*

I'm so sick of these ambiguous homework problems!

*Yes, it's just tap water, but I don't drink tap water[/size]

 

[DeadWolfe]

Of course it is, but this is GD! If you don't explicitly state what you are talking about then we will try to twist it around as much as possible. And if you do state everything explicitly then we will make fun of you or twist the thread around anyway

Actually, I really meant drinking rum.

And as for being watered down, you put the bottle down on a ledge out of the way of the stream, and just holding it when you're drinking from it.

 

[Astronuc]

Or put the bottle in a rack under the shower head and drink through a flexible straw.

 

[Math Is Hard]

what's so great about drinking in the shower? I don't get it.

 

[DeadWolfe]

I don't know. It's just nice.

 

[Moonbear]

I have to admit that I thought you just meant the shower water too. I can see sipping a drink while soaking in the tub, but while standing in the shower? Man, if you can't wait until you get out of the shower to have a drink, that's some drinking problem!

 

[Cyrus]

what's so great about drinking in the shower? I don't get it.

All the cool kids are doing it

Don't you want to be cool??

Come on, try it just once. It's only one time...

 

[Math Is Hard]

All the cool kids are doing it

Don't you want to be cool??

Come on, try it just once. It's only one time...

I dunno... Can I sit in the shower with an umbrella so I can have a cig with my drink?

 

[Moonbear]

I dunno... Can I sit in the shower with an umbrella so I can have a cig with my drink?

Only if you promise to wear a yellow raincoat too.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Only if you promise to wear a yellow raincoat too.

I keep thinking of the Chindogu Hydrophobe's Bath Suit: "Take a bath without getting wet!"
http://www.loud.net.au/dmf_uploads/jacinta_87_book4pic.jpg

http://www.loud.net.au/noise/display_stories/1-90000/1-300/display_stories_173.html

 

[Averagesupernova]

Drinking in the shower could be a bad idea. It depends on what you are drinking. The heat of the shower and the steam could make you pass out when combined with alcohol. Maybe that's why the OP gets a kick out of it. One step closer to unconciousness?

 

[Cyrus]

I dunno... Can I sit in the shower with an umbrella so I can have a cig with my drink?

Sure no probleeemmmmm....excuse me, get your hand of my heine...

 

[Cyrus]

I keep thinking of the Chindogu Hydrophobe's Bath Suit: "Take a bath without getting wet!"
http://www.loud.net.au/dmf_uploads/jacinta_87_book4pic.jpg

http://www.loud.net.au/noise/display_stories/1-90000/1-300/display_stories_173.html

Dear god, what theeeee?

http://www.loud.net.au/dmf_uploads/jacinta_84_book1pic.jpg

http://www.loud.net.au/dmf_uploads/jacinta_86_book3pic.jpg

...when you really must stay awake 48 hours straight!

 

[Moonbear]

http://www.loud.net.au/dmf_uploads/jacinta_84_book1pic.jpg

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She must be the flower in the school play. That, or she just felt bad about her dog having to wear the goofy looking Elizabethan collar, so tried to make him feel better by wearing one herself.

 

[scott1]

We'll explain it to you when you're older.

after rereading the thread I guess you will explain to me at age 21.

 

[Astronuc]

Eating in the shower is probably not a good idea.

 

[gravenewworld]

in college during the weekends i wouldn't get out of the shower until i finished a whole bottle of wine. singing and taking a shower are so much more fun while drunk.

 

[SimplySolitary_]

Wow. Anyone ever heard of AA meetings...?

 

[quantumdude]

what's so great about drinking in the shower? I don't get it.

Oh mama, in the summertime when it's really hot and I've had a long day there is nothing like taking an ice cold beer into a steaming hot shower. I swear you come out totally refreshed and ready to sleep like a baby. Come to think of it, I am going to do it tonight!

 

[quantumdude]

Wow. Anyone ever heard of AA meetings...?

American Airlines holds meetings?

 

[Moonbear]

Oh mama, in the summertime when it's really hot and I've had a long day there is nothing like taking an ice cold beer into a steaming hot shower. I swear you come out totally refreshed and ready to sleep like a baby. Come to think of it, I am going to do it tonight!

Okay sisters, front row seats: $10, standing room by the door: $2, thoughts of Tom in the shower: priceless.

After a long, hot day, I don't need a drink to come out of the shower ready to sleep like a baby. Heck, it's usually all I can do to muster the energy to not fall asleep standing up in the shower.

 

[blimkie]

If you don't want to drop the bottles just get to big 40 oz bottles of beer tape duct tape on to each hand (also known as edward 40 hands) but good luck washing yourself with bottles of beer taped to your hands
and yes i do enjoy a drink in the shower

 

[Danger]

jsut get to big 40 oz bottles of beer

Bloody hell! Don't tell me 'Big Bear' has escaped Alberta!

 

[quantumdude]

Okay sisters, front row seats: $10, standing room by the door: $2,

I don't come that cheap!

 

[zoobyshoe]

I've never drunk in the shower, but once, when I was crawling on all fours toward some indistinct light in the distance, stopping occasionally to take a sip from a bottle of applejack I'd made myself from a crate of old apples pulled from a dumpster in back of a corner market, a sudden clap of thunder alerted me to the fact it was about to rain. Hitting the gas, I made for cover under a tall, widely spread, protective tree of some sort. Once under the aegis of it's thickly leaved limbs, I experienced far less of a moisture problem and lay there listening to the relaxing sound of the firehose-like torrent of water issuing down from the dark night sky all around me, sipping the tangy beverage at my leisure.

Some sort of voltage problem developed, apparently, because later in the scenario the tree trunk against which I was sitting detonated as if it were TNT and I was briefly aware that I was experiencing ballistic motion, as described so well by Galileo. I don't recall the exact circumstances under which this came to an end, but the EMT said something to his partner about my being lucky I was under the influence and all loose and relaxed when I landed. Regardless, I was quite black and blue in many places, and sore. At the hospital they provided me with vicadin and a proper shower.

Does that count?

 

[larkspur]

I dunno... Can I sit in the shower with an umbrella so I can have a cig with my drink?

EEEWWW! My dad used to smoke in the shower! Left his soggy yellow tipped cig in there too!
smokin will kill you ...it killed him...

 

[Math Is Hard]

EEEWWW! My dad used to smoke in the shower! Left his soggy yellow tipped cig in there too!
smokin will kill you ...it killed him...

How the heck is that possible? I mean, maybe if you had a hooka with those long bendy pipes or something? But a cig?

 

[larkspur]

How the heck is that possible? I mean, maybe if you had a hooka with those long bendy pipes or something? But a cig?

It must not have worked too well because the residual cig was just about .25% smoked.

 

[Tuneman]

My hands clench when I'm unconscious, the same way a bird clamps onto a branch for sleeping.

there must be something wrong with the coding on the forum, for some reason it says you are the funniest member...

 

[zoobyshoe]

there must be something wrong with the coding on the forum, for some reason it says you are the funniest member...

Hehehehe. You the new competition?

 

[Danger]

for some reason it says you are the funniest member...

It's supposed to say 'funkiest'; these people can't spell.

 

[Moonbear]

I don't come that cheap!

Hey! I'm the one selling the tickets here, and I set the price. There's a sisterhood discount. Arildno has to pay a lot more.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Hey! I'm the one selling the tickets here, and I set the price. There's a sisterhood discount. Arildno has to pay a lot more.

I'll pay $50 if I can have that soap-on-a-rope after the show!

 

[Moonbear]

I'll pay $50 if I can have that soap-on-a-rope after the show!

For $100 you can help with the soap-on-a-rope during the show.

 

[Astronuc]

For $100 you can help with the soap-on-a-rope during the show.

Ladies! What's gotten into you! Springtime is over.

 

[Math Is Hard]

For $100 you can help with the soap-on-a-rope during the show.

Moonie, if I ever get married, you are in charge of planning the bachelorette party.

 

[Astronuc]

Moonie, if I ever get married, you are in charge of planning the bachelorette party.

I think it already started.

Somehow I don't you ladies in a hurry to get married.

Seriously, I hope the unmarried PF sisters find some worthy men.

 

[Moonbear]

Somehow I don't you ladies in a hurry to get married.

If we were, don't you think we'd be married already? I know too many people who put getting married ahead of finding the right partner, and now they're all getting unmarried. It seems important enough to take one's time and do it right the first time. My grandmother always told me I was too picky, but it's not like she did her grandmotherly job of finding other grandmothers with nice, rich doctor grandsons to fix me up with.

Seriously, I hope the unmarried PF sisters find some worthy men.

I'm sure there is someone out there, just have to stumble into him. I do know that I'm very impressed with all the young men around here, so if I had been 15 years younger...

I'm sure there are at least a few good fish that got away or were thrown back when they were younger and not quite ready for catching yet.

 

[Moonbear]

Moonie, if I ever get married, you are in charge of planning the bachelorette party.

Deal! As long as you return the favor!