OnTime-hormone produced in Epididymis

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In summary, the University of Blijdorp has discovered that being on time is regulated by a hormone, and that a new vaccine could be created to help those who struggle with being on time.
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John Davis
April 23rd, 2010

Rotterdam – A new project has discovered a surprising result considering the ability to plan forward in a short period. Always being too late does not only have to do with your manners, but the gender has the most influence regarding coming on time.
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A recent research in the University of Blijdorp has strong suggestion that being on time for an appointment is regulated by a hormone, the socalled “Ontime-hormone.”

Dr. C.F. Zhang: “We have compared a few different groups of humans with each other. The experiment showed us scientists that both female and castrated males come late at their appointment, over 80 percent, while normal males mostly, at 95 percent, came at the right time at their appointment. Before we took the test, we already had gathered a large variety of different subjects, from the most annoying to the gentle society."

The only conclusion at this experiment is that this specific hormone is thought to be produced in the male sex organs, more specifically the Epididymis. This would explain why females have a chronic problem with being late and oversleeping.
Also it clearly would separate the real man from the less developed men, proving that mannerless scum is most likely to have defective balls.

Dr. A.G.M. Pietrow: “There rests more truth in the saying ‘You got balls’ then most people think. Recently we have determined that the presence of balls and their functionality does affect the ability to come on time. Shortly this theory shall be confirmed and hopefully a vaccine for those without the ability to come on time can be produced.

The Dutch government is very interested in this new finding and planning to fund the research for the vaccine that could be a new standard, soon given to all children. With this new vaccine, a new revolution in mankind is on our doorstep, a world where no one comes late.
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Sorry for the bump, but could this really be true?
I never knew that things like that were regulated by hormones.
 
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testosterone. it's a joke.
 
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Unless an actual peer-reviewed reference to the study is provided, the OP is silly drivel.
 
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Its a pretty witty joke if u have the tastes for it. But just a joke.
 

1. What is OnTime-hormone and where is it produced?

OnTime-hormone is a hormone that is produced in the Epididymis, a coiled tube located in the male reproductive system.

2. What is the function of OnTime-hormone?

The main function of OnTime-hormone is to regulate the maturation and movement of sperm within the Epididymis, ensuring that they are ready for ejaculation and fertilization.

3. How is OnTime-hormone produced in the Epididymis?

The Epididymis is made up of several layers of specialized cells that produce and secrete OnTime-hormone. These cells are stimulated by the presence of testosterone, a male sex hormone, to produce and release OnTime-hormone.

4. What are the effects of OnTime-hormone on sperm?

OnTime-hormone helps to maintain the health and viability of sperm by providing them with essential nutrients and protecting them from oxidative damage. It also helps to regulate the timing of sperm maturation and release.

5. How does OnTime-hormone play a role in fertility?

OnTime-hormone is crucial for male fertility as it helps to ensure that sperm are properly matured and ready for fertilization. Without the proper levels of OnTime-hormone, male fertility may be affected, leading to difficulties with reproduction.

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