Physics Jokes: Ice Breakers for Presentations

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Discussion Overview

The discussion revolves around sharing and suggesting physics-related jokes that can serve as ice breakers for presentations. Participants express their preferences for humor and share various jokes, while also discussing the appropriateness and sophistication of the jokes they consider telling.

Discussion Character

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant requests suggestions for physics jokes to use in a presentation, explicitly excluding a common joke about spherical chickens in a vacuum.
  • Another participant shares a neutrino-related joke, which is later removed for being inappropriate.
  • A participant expresses enjoyment of a joke but doubts their ability to tell it in front of lecturers, hinting at a more sophisticated joke they plan to share later.
  • A classic joke about Sherlock Ohms is proposed as an alternative ice breaker.
  • Some participants comment on the moderation of jokes, indicating that censorship increases their curiosity.
  • A corny joke about atoms losing electrons is shared, with the participant acknowledging its simplicity yet finding it humorous.
  • A neutrino joke about passing through a bar is presented, contributing to the theme of neutrino humor.
  • A rhyme from a general relativity textbook is shared, highlighting a poetic approach to physics humor.
  • A suggestion is made to use a physics-themed pun related to Star Wars as another potential joke.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share jokes and express varying opinions on their appropriateness and humor, but no consensus on specific jokes or their suitability emerges. The discussion remains open-ended with multiple competing jokes and styles of humor presented.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes are deemed inappropriate by moderators, leading to discussions about censorship and humor standards within the forum. The nature of humor in physics presentations is also explored, with participants expressing different levels of comfort regarding joke sophistication.

Who May Find This Useful

Students preparing for presentations in physics or related fields, educators looking for light-hearted material, and anyone interested in physics humor.

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physics ice breakers!

Giving a presentation at the end of next week as part of my final year in undergrad physics.
Can any1 suggest any good physics jokes to break the ice?! (except the one about spherical chickens in a vacuum!)

(I actually have a joke that I would like to tell - that as far I know, I made up myself - but if it turns out that some1 else got there before me, I probably won't use it!)
 
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What do neutrinos and I have in common?
<inappropriate joke removed>
 
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I like it! - don't think I'd have the nerve to tell that in front of my lecturers though!
(by the way, the joke I want to tell isn't so much a "knock knock" or a one-liner - I consider it to be a little more sophisticated than that... If anyone's interested I might post it up on this thread after I've told it next week!)
 


JHamm said:
What do neutrinos and I have in common?
<inappropriate joke removed>

That censorship just makes me more intrigued

I'd go with a classic sherlock joke
What do you call the electric detective?
Sherlock Ohms!
 


genericusrnme said:
That moderation just makes me more intrigued
There you go, I corrected that for you :wink:
 


I googled it. All I can say is if you are going to be inappropriate, at least be funny.
 


Jimmy Snyder said:
I googled it. All I can say is if you are going to be inappropriate, at least be funny.

So are you anti-neutrino or something?
 


Not anti-neutrino, just pro-ton.
 


Jimmy Snyder said:
Not anti-neutrino, just pro-ton.

:smile::smile:

nobel-peace-prize-jokes.jpg
 
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Two atoms are sitting together at a bar, one of them says to the other "So I think I lost an electron the other day", the other replies "Really, are you sure?" and the first responds "Yes, I'm positive."

SO CORNY but I actually think it's funny because of how bad it is. :biggrin:
 
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Neutrino walks into a bar, bartender says "Hey, we don't serve your kind here." Neutrino says "It's alright, I'm just passing through".
 
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Not a joke but a nice rhyme that is in my GR textbook:

"The Earth is just a silly ball
to them through which they simply pass
like dust-maids down a drafty hall
or photons through a sheet of glass."
 
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You could show them this:

schrodingerscat_fullpic.jpg


Or give them the physics take on Star Wars: May the Mass times Acceleration Be With You.

Also, that neutrino joke was quite funny. Unless, of course, you're a Quaker.
 
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