Physics Research Report: Ugh, No One Would Care Anyway

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Report: Ugh, No One Would Care Anyway

July 9, 2009 | Issue 45•28

PRINCETON, NJ—A new report compiled by the Institute for Advanced Studies stated Monday that, aw, you probably wouldn't be interested and who really cares . . .

Full story is here:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/report_ugh_no_one_would

 

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When pressed by reporters for at least a hint of the Institute's findings, Klein stated, "Well, it involves bosons, which, as it turns out, interact with—see, none of you are even listening anymore."

 

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I'm sorry, what were you saying?

 

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