Professional titles for the Ordinary Joe (or Jane)

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Okay, here's the game,

Invent professional sounding titles for common day jobs.

Here's a few examples to get it started:


Financial Distribution Agent - Bank Teller

Soil Relocation Service Worker - Janitor

Educational Nutrition Specialist - School Cook

Bio-waste Conduction System Technician - Sewer Worker

Personal Transport Provider - Cab Driver

Information Dissemination Facilitator - Teacher

Retail Corporation Receptionist - Store Greeter

Transportation Infrastructure Technician -Road Worker

Bovine Lactation Harvester - Dairy Farmer

Follicle Growth Artist - Hair Dresser



Okay, now come up your own, or new titles for the ones above. :smile:
 
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Domestic Engineer- housewife
Environmental Engineer-Janitor.
Fire Protection Engineer- Need I say more?

Bovine Lactation Harvester - Dairy Farmer
Reminds me of the Simpson’s, when the kids watched the cows getting slaughtered at the meat factory and Ralph says, "When I grow up I want to go to Bovine University!"
 
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Movie critic and food professional - unemployed

Sewage infrastructure specialist - plumber
 
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Environmental Engineer-Janitor.
I take offence to that sir! :biggrin:

how bout
transparent wall technician - window washer.

(I won't take credit, i'm pretty sure i saw that on tv somewhere)
 
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Bio-mass kinetics specialist - manure shoveler
 
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Public Safety Officer - Security Guard

:frown: That actually is my work title.
 
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Lewis
Self-employed municipal environmental protectionist - Homeless urbanite who picks up recyclables.
 
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Chic Connoissieur -- I have an ipod

Hunger and Health Exchanger -- McDonald's Cash register job

Yeah, I suck at this. meh.
 
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upholstery durability quality control specialist -- couch potato
 

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