Inventing fancy job titles for ordinary occupations

[Janus]

Okay, here's the game,

Invent professional sounding titles for common day jobs.

Here's a few examples to get it started:


Financial Distribution Agent - Bank Teller

Soil Relocation Service Worker - Janitor

Educational Nutrition Specialist - School Cook

Bio-waste Conduction System Technician - Sewer Worker

Personal Transport Provider - Cab Driver

Information Dissemination Facilitator - Teacher

Retail Corporation Receptionist - Store Greeter

Transportation Infrastructure Technician -Road Worker

Bovine Lactation Harvester - Dairy Farmer

Follicle Growth Artist - Hair Dresser



Okay, now come up your own, or new titles for the ones above.

 

[Cyrus]

Domestic Engineer- housewife
Environmental Engineer-Janitor.
Fire Protection Engineer- Need I say more?

Bovine Lactation Harvester - Dairy Farmer

Reminds me of the Simpson’s, when the kids watched the cows getting slaughtered at the meat factory and Ralph says, "When I grow up I want to go to Bovine University!"

 

[Pengwuino]

Movie critic and food professional - unemployed

Sewage infrastructure specialist - plumber

 

[Physics is Phun]

Environmental Engineer-Janitor.

I take offence to that sir!

how bout
transparent wall technician - window washer.

(I won't take credit, I'm pretty sure i saw that on tv somewhere)

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Bio-mass kinetics specialist - manure shoveler

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Public Safety Officer - Security Guard

That actually is my work title.

 

[Lewis]

Self-employed municipal environmental protectionist - Homeless urbanite who picks up recyclables.

 

[franznietzsche]

Chic Connoissieur -- I have an ipod

Hunger and Health Exchanger -- McDonald's Cash register job

Yeah, I suck at this. meh.

 

[Moonbear]

upholstery durability quality control specialist -- couch potato