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Professional titles for the Ordinary Joe (or Jane)

  1. Mar 7, 2006 #1


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    Okay, here's the game,

    Invent professional sounding titles for common day jobs.

    Here's a few examples to get it started:

    Financial Distribution Agent - Bank Teller

    Soil Relocation Service Worker - Janitor

    Educational Nutrition Specialist - School Cook

    Bio-waste Conduction System Technician - Sewer Worker

    Personal Transport Provider - Cab Driver

    Information Dissemination Facilitator - Teacher

    Retail Corporation Receptionist - Store Greeter

    Transportation Infrastructure Technician -Road Worker

    Bovine Lactation Harvester - Dairy Farmer

    Follicle Growth Artist - Hair Dresser

    Okay, now come up your own, or new titles for the ones above. :smile:
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  3. Mar 7, 2006 #2
    Domestic Engineer- housewife
    Environmental Engineer-Janitor.
    Fire Protection Engineer- Need I say more?

    Reminds me of the Simpson’s, when the kids watched the cows getting slaughtered at the meat factory and Ralph says, "When I grow up I want to go to Bovine University!"
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  4. Mar 7, 2006 #3


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    Movie critic and food professional - unemployed

    Sewage infrastructure specialist - plumber
  5. Mar 7, 2006 #4
    I take offence to that sir! :biggrin:

    how bout
    transparent wall technician - window washer.

    (I won't take credit, i'm pretty sure i saw that on tv somewhere)
  6. Mar 7, 2006 #5

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    Bio-mass kinetics specialist - manure shoveler
  7. Mar 7, 2006 #6
    Public Safety Officer - Security Guard

    :frown: That actually is my work title.
  8. Mar 7, 2006 #7
    Self-employed municipal environmental protectionist - Homeless urbanite who picks up recyclables.
  9. Mar 8, 2006 #8
    Chic Connoissieur -- I have an ipod

    Hunger and Health Exchanger -- McDonald's Cash register job

    Yeah, I suck at this. meh.
  10. Mar 8, 2006 #9


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    upholstery durability quality control specialist -- couch potato
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