Scariest four-word story game

[1oldman2]

"Won't hurt a bit"

 

[Stephen Tashi]

Unfortunately, you tested positive.

 

[QuantumQuest]

Resources are all gone

 

[wolram]

I didn't do it.

 

[Ygggdrasil]

The sun didn't rise.

 

[gleem]

You better sit down.

 

[S.G. Janssens]

All animals are equal.

 

[Borg]

Physics Forums is down.

 

[dipole]

Extremists with nuclear weapons.

 

[HossamCFD]

[And] Then there were none.

 

[gleem]

We have to talk.

 

[jack action]

[And] Then there were none.

Then there were millions.

 

[StatGuy2000]

Adam Sandler wins Oscar.

 

[Dadface]

Laugh while you can.

 

[Borg]

Dear, I've been thinking...
My wife scares me with this one somethimes.

 

[EnumaElish]

The good news first.

Houston are you there?

Lost tether, free falling.

You one of us?

 

[HossamCFD]

Any pilots among passengers?

 

[Garlic]

Three variables two equations.

 

[HossamCFD]

NASA says impact inevitable

 

[Ibix]

Surprise test right now!

Boss had an idea...

 

[Garlic]

No hard disk detected.

 

[jtbell]

Boss had an idea...

We need eunuch programmers!

 

[fresh_42]

Dear, I've been thinking...
My wife scares me with this one somethimes.

If you're lucky, it's simply painting the walls.

 

[Ibix]

We need eunuch programmers!

It's sentences like this that make me regret the lack of structural grammar in English.

Edit: ...or maybe they make me glad for the lack of structural grammar.

 

[fresh_42]

Drug for immortality discovered

 

[Astronuc]

Red wire, or blue?

or

We're here to help.

 

[pixel]

The Matrix is real.

 

[Hoophy]

Not All Shuttles Arrive.
N.A.S.A.

 

[EnumaElish]

Fine dust covered Earth.

 

[fresh_42]

Bones found on Mars