Science Humor: A Wide Selection

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The thread presents a variety of humorous takes on science, including anecdotes, fictional theories, and jokes related to physics and mathematics. The scope includes conceptual humor, anecdotal stories, and playful interpretations of scientific principles.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant shares a humorous anecdote about a Navajo sheep herder wanting to send a message to the moon during a NASA training exercise.
  • Another participant recounts a story about Chuck Yeager and a supposed design feature of the Bell X-1 aircraft, highlighting the humorous exaggeration of its aerodynamics.
  • A joke about a mother and child leads to a humorous punchline regarding the father’s absence.
  • One participant introduces the "Dark Sucker Theory," humorously proposing that electric bulbs suck dark instead of emitting light, along with various whimsical claims about the nature of dark and light.
  • A participant expresses amusement at the "Dark Sucker Theory" while referencing a flashlight that operates on Faraday's Principle, suggesting a playful contradiction.
  • A joke about a mathematician dealing with constipation adds to the humor theme, attributing a clever punchline to a mathematician's approach.
  • A humorous exchange between a physics professor and a student illustrates the perceived importance of physics in medical education, with a comedic twist on the professor's response.
  • A participant reflects on the filtering process in medical schools, humorously connecting it to anatomy classes.
  • A fictional discovery of a new element called "administratium" is presented, humorously detailing its non-existent properties and absurd characteristics, including its effects on chemical reactions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally engage in humor and playful banter without significant disagreement. The discussion remains light-hearted and exploratory, with no consensus on the validity of the humorous claims presented.

Contextual Notes

The humor relies on fictional premises and exaggerations that are not grounded in scientific fact, reflecting a playful approach to scientific concepts rather than serious discourse.

Who May Find This Useful

Readers interested in science humor, anecdotes related to physics and mathematics, or those looking for light-hearted interpretations of scientific principles may find this discussion enjoyable.

  • #811
Borek said:
Why do feel like this gif can get me banned?

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that..

is blasphemy
 
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Enigman said:
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I was checking the etymology of micturition on etymonline, and the usually dry, academic and to the point analysis is followed by this oddly emphatic description:
"As during the final 20 minutes of a 4-hour film after drinking a 32-ounce Mountain Dew from the snack bar and the movie ends with a drawn-out farewell scene while Frodo is standing on the pier and wavelets lap audibly on the dock the whole time as if the director was a sadist set on compounding your torment."
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=micturition&allowed_in_frame=0
 
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  • #817
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hahaha creative :)
 
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^ lol slithering
 
  • #821
What do you say after Thanksgiving dinner?
$$\frac{\sqrt{-1}}{2^3}$$
 
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  • #822
Enigman said:
What do you say after Thanksgiving dinner?
$$\frac{\sqrt{-1}}{2^3}$$
Mostly because $$\frac{\sqrt{-1}}{2^3}π$$
 
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  • #824
Would not drink, looks radioactive.
 
  • #825
mfb said:
Would not drink, looks radioactive.
And acidic.
It's even indicated on the poster where the people are getting burned.
 
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Refused to be friend……
 

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If a vegetarian diet is good for losing weight then why do people use grain to fatten pigs and cows ?
 
  • #828
Medicol said:
If a vegetarian diet is good for losing weight then why do people use grain to fatten pigs and cows ?
Because feeding them pork and beef doesn't make sense. :oldeyes:
 
  • #829
Layman: Dear Einstein, please explain Theory of Relativity to me!
Einstein: Sorry I cannot - I have not yet read my books about it !
 
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How does a mathematician or a physicist prepare tea?
Both of them pour water into the pot, light the flame, boil the water, infuse the leaves.
What is the difference in the solution, if the pot is already filled with water?
The physicist lights the flame, boils the water, infuses the leaves.
The mathematician pours the water out, thereby reducing the problem to the previous, already solved one.
 
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M Grandin said:
Einstein passed by and said: "Sorry you are all wrong! At least one sheep has black wool on one side at this moment !"

Then the conductor showed up and said "It is not a sheep - it is our fireman who has escaped from his duty!"

Einstein: "I also had a feeling this inertial frame of moving train was decelerating!"
 
  • #834
Hello, I think I thought of a punny joke. Got some open flack on facebook, but I'll give it a try around these parts.
Let’s just assume that all energy exhibits photon-like behavior until it is subject to activity within a field space, at which point it is usurped into some sort energy conveying system such as an electron or proton. These systems manifest in larger systems of energy called atoms and molecules, which in turn constitute systems with even greater complexity, such as cells and organisms.

The question now is, what causes a photon to participate in an electron?
 
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This is my new cat Torque. Why Torque? Because cats live in the Moment.

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  • #837
Amateur Mathematical joke.

How does 5 feel when two is taken away from it?
Free.
 
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Einstein was selling watches and Newton apples on the market.
Newton to Einstein: "Do you really believe people want buying watches that are both slowering and
weighing more while travelling?"
Einstein: "And do you believe people want fallen fruit?"
 
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The next post will be gold.
 
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Au.I am sorry. I really am.
 
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