As you seem to imply by these questions, I don't think that ##|\text{alive cat} \rangle## makes any sense. A cat is a very complicated many-body system, and to associate a pure state to it (which in principle of course is theoretically possible) is impossible for all practical purposes, and it's almost always unnecessary to describe the cat. Rather you can try to describe it classically, i.e., to start you can take one fixed point in the cat and describe the cat thus as a "point particle" as in Newtonian mechanics, and this is already enough information to know where the cat (roughly!) is located. You can put, e.g., a GPS on the cat and follow its trajectory as a function of time. This is a perfectly adequate description to learn how the cat wanders around. Of course, you can also ask much more complicated questions, e.g., how a cat jumps down from a tree and always lands on its feet. That will be a much more involved description, but it will still consist of some "rough" parameters in terms of classical coordinates.
From a quantum point of view you describe the cat in a very "coarse grained" way, choosing the relevant observables depending on what you want to describe (e.g., a vet will not be interested in the trajectory of the cat but rather its temperature and other parameters to determine the cat's "state", e.g., whether it's "dead" or "alive", but also this will never need a complete microscopic description of the entire cat in terms of a pure state). Formally this is described by a statistical operator, which is not representing a pure state, i.e., it represents only the (supposed to be) relevant information about the cat for a given level or aspect of description, and that's the key for understanding "the emergence of a classical world". The coarse-grained macroscopic quantities of classical physics, depicting some relevant aspect at a given level of description, are averages over very many microscopic degrees of freedom, which are ignored based on the belief that these microscopic details are not relevant on the level of description chosen to describe the specific aspect of the cat's state that is of interest for the aspect you want to investigate about the cat.
The "weirdness of QT" mostly is due to the popularized description rather than QT itself. QT forces us to rethink about our view of the world which is trained by everyday experience with macroscopic objects, of which usually only a very coarse-grained view is relevant to predict their behavior at a level sufficient to deal with them in everyday life. It's no surprise that the world looks completely differently on a microscopic level where you resolve certain aspects of matter down to the most elementary constituents (or what we think these elementary constituents are at a given level of description).
If you look at the history of our natural-science knowledge about matter, in physics there are two ways of investigations about the world. The one is to figure out the tinier and tinier building blocks of matter, starting from condensed matter, extracting molecules, atoms, stripping of the electrons, finding the nucleus, splitting it into protons and neutrons and finally finding out that these themselves consist of quarks or quarks and gluons, which according to todays knowledge seem to be the fundamental building blocks of all matter (together with the electrons forming the neutral atoms, molecules and matter around us). This is roughly what a high-energy particle physicist does. Then s/he takes these supposed to be elementary building blocks and through scattering experiments and sophisticated theories investigates their interactions in all possible details.
The other way is in some sense the opposite: It tries to reconstruct from the understanding of the fundamental building blocks and their interactions, the composite objects forming the everyday matter around us. This research reaches over almost all subdisciplines of physics, from condensed-matter physics over nuclear physics to astrophysics and cosmology. This rough subdisciplines roughly depict also the different levels of description, i.e., which constituents can be taken as fundamental and described as the effective microscopic degrees of freedom to describe the observed macroscopic behavior (e.g., for a solid-state physicist the fundamentale consituents are atoms, for a nuclear physicist the protons and neutrons, etc.). The usual description then leads to other effective degrees of freedom, socalled quasiparticles and to layers of effective classical and semi-classical models (e.g., in condensed matter physics Boltzmann or Boltzmann-Uehling-Uhlenbeck equations, which is already a semiclassical description which can be derived from relativistic or non-relativistic many-body QFT via coarse-graining techiques, then further down to fluid dynamical descriptions assuming local thermal equilibrium).