BigDon
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Mr. Tre, have you ever found yourself elbow deep in the alimentary canal of a large red tailed catfish, (the front end) trying to retrieve a piece of tank plumbing before the purchaser arrives to pick it up, and think about what life decisions you made that lead you up to that point?
Happened to me more than once.
Gastric juices make plastic elbow joints too slippery for gut hemostats to grip so one has to go in manually.
And *nobody* is happy about it. Not you, not the fish.
Normally we would just let the beasty regurgitate the piece, but there was a time factor involved. And nobody wants to pay for a very expensive fish with obvious mechanical parts in its stomach.
After the third time in as many years I was beginning to suspect the red tails were eavesdropping on the phone calls and doing this on purpose.
Everybody else, red tailed cats have white, flat stomachs and are shipped "empty". So when one does swallow tank hardware it's ridiculously obvious that something that doesn't belong in a fish is in there.
They swallow tank hardware that has a layer of biofilm on it as that and vibration fools their antennae system into thinking it's something edible.
Happened to me more than once.
Gastric juices make plastic elbow joints too slippery for gut hemostats to grip so one has to go in manually.
And *nobody* is happy about it. Not you, not the fish.
Normally we would just let the beasty regurgitate the piece, but there was a time factor involved. And nobody wants to pay for a very expensive fish with obvious mechanical parts in its stomach.
After the third time in as many years I was beginning to suspect the red tails were eavesdropping on the phone calls and doing this on purpose.
Everybody else, red tailed cats have white, flat stomachs and are shipped "empty". So when one does swallow tank hardware it's ridiculously obvious that something that doesn't belong in a fish is in there.
They swallow tank hardware that has a layer of biofilm on it as that and vibration fools their antennae system into thinking it's something edible.