Smack the Penguin: Test Your Skills & Have Fun!

[Math Jeans]

No kidding . 1133.2

 

[Evo]

No kidding . 1133.2

What did you do to the Penguin?

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

This version is a bit rougher on the penguin.

Got a 651.6 on my first try, then vomited.

 

[Math Jeans]

What did you do to the Penguin?

I beheaded it and whacked it into a mine field.

 

[Evo]

Noooo! That's not the nice version!

 

[Chi Meson]

Right. The "nice" version only clubs the penguin with a blunt instrument. :)

 

[Evo]

Right. The "nice" version only clubs the penguin with a blunt instrument. :)

And he doesn't get hurt.

 

[Kurdt]

Is this one the same version?

http://www.henriluoma.net/pingu/

 

[Evo]

Is this one the same version?

http://www.henriluoma.net/pingu/

Yes, but this penguin goes faster, I got a 368 with my first hit.

 

[Kurdt]

Never mind. I can't spend all day hunting penguins even though its fun.

 

[Artman]

I beheaded it and whacked it into a mine field.

Oh man. That's an awful thing to do to a penguin. I love penguins... uhh, in a purely platonic way that my wife will in no way have a problem...



By the way, is he on fire? Maybe we should get Evo to beat him off.

 

[Evo]

I do "not" beat off penguins.

My favorite non-pirate penguin.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

And he doesn't get hurt.

I have to go with Evo on this one. The pixels that represent the penguin in the 'nice' version don't get hurt. It's like the old arcade games "You are dead! Insert 25 cents to play again". In the violent version, there is a pool of red pixels dripping onto my desk. I don't want to talk about this any more.

 

[Math Jeans]

My high score on the faster version is 566.9

 

[BobG]

Is this one the same version?

http://www.henriluoma.net/pingu/

This must be the Barry Bonds version.

My high is 593.5. My high for a face plant is 492.1.

It has a much narrower range to get a decent bounce.

 

[turbo]

Yes, but this penguin goes faster, I got a 368 with my first hit.

Wow! 496 with a face-plant. Got to try for some strategic bounces, since there are no land mines in this version.

 

[turbo]

And he doesn't get hurt.

It's got to hurt a little when he does a face-plant around 200 ft and the distance flag gets "inserted".

 

[Moonbear]

It's got to hurt a little when he does a face-plant around 200 ft and the distance flag gets "inserted".

It did not occur to me where the flag was inserted until you pointed that out.

 

[Chris Hillman]

Not that there's anything WRONG with animal sacrifices!

SMACK THE PENGUIN GAME

Lemmee guess... thwarted in its plans for world domination via patent lawsuits, the makers of That Other Operating System have resorted to a kind of virtual voodoo

 

[Evo]

It's Smack The Penguin time again!

http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf

 

[rewebster]

got a 244 --3rd try

then a 296.1

funny--hit it high and it stuck in the snow headfirst with its tail in the air

finally a 306.9

 

[epenguin]

I hate you all.

 

[turbo]

I hate you all.

Just pray that you don't face-plant around 200.

 

[Evo]

To get distance, you want him to fly in a low arc then belly skid. A high arc will result in him crashing head first into the snow.

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

anyone know what the max score is? I can get past 321

 

[turbo]

Nice game! I finally got to 323.5 after hitting 322.9 three times. Anyting between 189.1 and 207.3 is a definite face plant. Just for fun, how well can you bunt? I got a short on in the 80's then tried to shorten that, I promptly got a 71.7 and it took me about 10 more minutes to score a 64.1.

'way back, but here it is , Greg

 

[rootX]

https://www.yetisports.org/mutterschiff.swf#!flashvars#lang=en

This is the original and much cooler I believe.

 

[Evo]

https://www.yetisports.org/mutterschiff.swf#!flashvars#lang=en

This is the original and much cooler I believe.

I believe smack the penguin is older, no flash.

 

[rootX]

I believe smack the penguin is older, no flash.

most likely.. I just noticed that this thread is four years old; I used to play mine one about three years ago. It has some new games and the UI is lot more complex now, but it was flash even 3 years ago.

Penguins Revenge is much easier to play :)

 

[lisab]

Ooooo, I got 322.9 on a nice belly-slide.