Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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The walls are wobbling already? Wow, I estimate you have 30 minutes left until you give in.
 
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This thread is still alive? How come nobody has killed it yet?
 
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mattmns said:
This thread is still alive? How come nobody has killed it yet?
We have; it just refuses to admit it.
 
  • #6,204
We did ;ast night but someone used the defribrillator :mad:
 
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SOS2008 said:
Yes, but I'll need you to sign this waiver (so I can make $ with it on the 1-900 #) :devil:
See what I mean? And I just saw an advertisement, and suddenly it all came together. Turtle wax, mitt...for hand polishing, not velcro--lamb's wool. I dunno, just too weird...
Is this a match up or what! :smile:
 
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noone's posting..is it because artman's here?
 
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cronxeh said:
ooh by the way..

im not sure which day it is that I haven't slept.. but I feel a bit funky.. I think the walls are wobbling :rolleyes:
Oh man, get some sleep! Believe me, if you're at the point where the walls are wobbling, it's going to take the rest of the summer to recover from the loss of sleep. Well, wait for nightfall to go to sleep so you don't completely screw up your body by tricking it into starting to sleep during the daytime, but get some sleep!
 
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who was the person who suggested people learn and memorize WHILE sleep??

complete BOLOGNA!

I remember the lectures I watched from that OpenCourseWare site on Monday.. whichever date that was
 
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Artman said:
Is this a match up or what! :smile:
Yeh. But if I find any evil business while I'm gone (after going through 200+ posts), there will be a match up surpassing the mud wrestling (yes-sir-ee). :devil: (Okay, so Huck and I shaved your head once...)

Now back to the business of franzbear... In trying to design an energy-efficient refrigerator, Danger came up with this:

http://img35.echo.cx/img35/2737/beerfreeze0rz.jpg

cronxeh said:
*gets out of the fridge through the rear hole I was digging for hours now*

*GASP*

ohh.. damn.. oxygen..

gah.. *pukes*

Moonbear has the world's oldest timed shrimps in her freezer
Right. Franzbear, would you be a good thread and fetch some beers for us? No, past the shrimp...yomamma doesn't want any shrimp...I think the beer cronxeh drinks is way to the back...

*Mmmpft...eeooo..eher...*

I can't hear you very well franzbear, but just keep digging...that's right...
 
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ah, SOS dear, you will get a preferrential treatment for that :-p
 
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If you take note, there are some bottle impressions near the bottom...seems the photographer already started in on the drinking. :smile: Then again, if the snow was that deep, I'd be drinking heavily too...in between crying! Brrrrrr. I need to start learning to migrate south for the winter.
 
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Oh, I got a nice reply number :smile:

just reminding you all that I've reserved posts 10.000 and 10.001 in advance.
 
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arildno said:
Oh, I got a nice reply number :smile:

just reminding you all that I've reserved posts 10.000 and 10.001 in advance.
Hey Arildno, we've been talking about doing voice clips, I would love to hear your Norweedish accent. :approve:
 
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Nobody is posting today!
 
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yomamma said:
Nobody is posting today!
They're beginning to acquiesce to the reality that I WILL be the thread-killer champion! :biggrin:
 
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yomamma said:
noone's posting..is it because artman's here?
Get back in the pool yomamma. :wink:
 
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me[/size]meme[/size]Me[/size]Me[/size]ME[/size]ME![/size]

Damn right

EDIT: to be the thread killer
 
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yomamma said:
me[/size]meme[/size]Me[/size]Me[/size]ME[/size]ME![/size]

Damn right

EDIT: to be the thread killer
You're still too young. You haven't been hardened enough with age to be a real cold-blooded thread killer yet.
 
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shut up or I'll kick franzbear's ass!

Is that cold enough :redface:
 
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I was looking at the wall of beer and I was thinking, what if it were a wall of shower nozzles? Does anyone have fifty nozzles on the wall of their shower? What would that be like?
 
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it would be like fifty nozzles in the ice. Any questions?
 
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That's stupid, you wouldn't have them in the ice, you'd have them on the wall of your shower, and they would all work. They would all be controlled by one knob, unless you wanted to adjust them separately.
 
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yomamma said:
it would be like fifty nozzles in the ice. Any questions?
:smile: :smile:
 
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:eek:

danger laughes at someone else's joke

that deserves another :eek:
 
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You could have some of them shoot cold water so you'd have forty hot water nozzles and ten ice water nozzles. Just for variety. :smile: :smile:
 
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I wish I could have added more scenes. I wasn't finished telling the story yet. I'll get back to it some other time.
 
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That was good Huck! :biggrin:
 
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Wow, Huck. That was... different. :-p
 
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SOS2008 said:
MIH as a :devil: with a tail! :smile:
I've often heard that she has a devil of a tail, but this isn't quite what I envisioned.

SOS2008 said:
And the deep thoughts character seems a lot like BT's interruptions, I mean posts.
I figured that's what it was supposed to be, but it's someone else's turn to beat on the little freak for a while. Yomamma and I need a rest.
 
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Danger said:
I figured that's what it was supposed to be, but it's someone else's turn to beat on the little freak for a while. Yomamma and I need a rest.

But you guys are so good at it. :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
But you guys are so good at it. :biggrin:
Thanks, but all we need to do is get Artman to quit being so nice. He's more than capable of filling in while I have a nap. And you, you're not even trying. Good grief, woman, you could bombard him with so much logic that his head would explode (sorry, I mean implode; nature abhors a vacuum).
 
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I initially refrained from viewing that because of my connection, but it actually loaded very fast. The clip was good. :smile:

I can sense the jealousy around me. My role as benevolent patriarch was well portrayed. :biggrin:
 
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Danger said:
Thanks, but all we need to do is get Artman to quit being so nice. He's more than capable of filling in while I have a nap. And you, you're not even trying. Good grief, woman, you could bombard him with so much logic that his head would explode (sorry, I mean implode; nature abhors a vacuum).

I took my shift before the rest of you all even showed up in this thread! :-p I just mostly ignore him and post again after he goes away if no one else is around.
 
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Moonbear said:
I took my shift before the rest of you all even showed up in this thread! :-p
Sorry, I forgot that you'd told me that before. Keep in mind that I haven't read the part before my first post.

Moonbear said:
I just mostly ignore him and post again after he goes away if no one else is around.
That's what I try to do, but once in a while he says something that's as stupid as usual but with enough coherency that it can be answered. An opportunity like that mustn't be wasted.

As a for-instance:

BicycleTree said:
My role as benevolent patriarch was well portrayed. :biggrin:
The term 'patriarch' implies a father-figure. I cringe to think of you ever reproducing.
 
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Danger, why are you so venemous? All I do is post some things that are surreal. Does it hurt you so much?
 
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Moonbear said:
But you guys are so good at it. :biggrin:
I appreciate the fact that you admit that we're better than you at it, but we really need time off time to get back to franzbear[/size]
 
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BicycleTree said:
Danger, why are you so venemous? All I do is post some things that are surreal. Does it hurt you so much?
The first time that I ever encountered you in this forum, you were a hate-mongering racist ranting about 'humour'. Considering that it was only 3 months ago, I have no reason to think that anything you say now is innocuous.
 
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Danger, we're on our time off
 
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yomamma said:
Danger, we're on our time off

That's it, everyone take some time off while I finish off the kill here. :biggrin:
 
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Just a minute! I'm taking franzbear back to the beginning of the thread Maybe he'll kill himself[/size]
 
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Or I could just tell him about his parents...
 
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Danger said:
The first time that I ever encountered you in this forum, you were a hate-mongering racist ranting about 'humour'. Considering that it was only 3 months ago, I have no reason to think that anything you say now is innocuous.
I don't think I have ever said anything racist or hate-mongering, at least on these forums, and I know I've never said anything of that sort seriously. Talking seriously about humor as a cultural meme is productive and intelligent and wouldn't disturb you if it didn't contain some truth.

But you did not start spitting venom until much more recently. Your tune has changed. What is it that is getting at you?
 
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Bicycle Tree said:
What's getting at you?

Your annoying posts that you're obviously rying to sound smart in. :biggrin:
 
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BicycleTree said:
I don't think I have ever said anything racist or hate-mongering, at least on these forums, and I know I've never said anything of that sort seriously. Talking seriously about humor as a cultural meme is productive and intelligent and wouldn't disturb you if it didn't contain some truth.

But you did not start spitting venom until much more recently. Your tune has changed. What is it that is getting at you?
I've been ignoring you until now. If I can find it, I'll post a link to that first encounter so you'll see exactly what I'm referring to. Meanwhile, Yomamma and I have recess.
 
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Moonbear! get over here and startt harrassing BT!
 
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I have never said racist things. What you are referring to is some social theories about the origins of humor, that humor may have its beginnings in instinctual racism. Never have I asserted that racism actually is valid, and in fact the tune of my posts then were that humor is not quite the total good that you see it as. Claiming I was racist is blatant misrepresentation of the worst kind, because from your responses at the time I know you understood what I was saying.
 
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Moonbear!
 

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