Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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franznietzsche said:
My thread sonny. My thread. Just check post #1. My thread.
You do realize if you kill this therd you will get +1000 bonus therd kills to your score and after this therd is killed someone is going to make a new therd killer champions therd.
We need to perpare for this therds 1 year annvisary.It's coming up on the 13 of feburary.
 
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I just got Macromedia Studio MX :biggrin:
 
  • #9,403
yomamma said:
I just got Macromedia Studio MX :biggrin:

took you long enough...I've had that for about 2 years.:cool:

isn't it great?
 
  • #9,404
yes..it is...

now I have to learn how to use it
 
  • #9,405
scott1 said:
You do realize if you kill this therd you will get +1000 bonus therd kills to your score and after this therd is killed someone is going to make a new therd killer champions therd.
We need to perpare for this therds 1 year annvisary.It's coming up on the 13 of feburary.
Oh a "Thread Killer Champion's" anniversary! YES!
 
  • #9,406
what's a 'therd'
 
  • #9,407
franznietzsche said:
My thread sonny. My thread. Just check post #1. My thread.

did you change your username from "tribdog"? that's who posted #1 on this particular thread, if that is the thread you mean.

BTW, your last post to the "light" thread in the GR and SR forum has been answered and awaits your illustrative reply.
 
  • #9,408
why does this post seem so out of place?^^
 
  • #9,409
Evo said:
Five days is an official kill, yomamma CAME SO CLOSE!
Not close enough. :devil:
 
  • #9,410
Evo said:
Oh a "Thread Killer Champion's" anniversary! YES!
Ooh, maybe we can get it to coincide with the 10000th reply in this thread too! Now that would make it a special day! :biggrin:
 
  • #9,411
start replying as fast as you can!
 
  • #9,412
Not yet! We still have 2 weeks to go. In the hey day of this thread, we could easily knock off those 500 replies in one night. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,413
*unable to think of reply for some reason*
 
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yomamma said:
*unable to think of reply for some reason*
Then you shouldn't reply. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,415
but then I can't kill it.
 
  • #9,416
yomamma said:
but then I can't kill it.
Exactly! :approve:
 
  • #9,417
*puts chloroform cloth in moonbear's face*
 
  • #9,418
That wasn't me, that was Franzbear. :biggrin: Ooh, is it going to knock him out?

Three...
Two...Nope, it looks like he's already developed a Chloroform immunity too. :rolleyes:
 
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yomamma said:
I just got Macromedia Studio MX :biggrin:
I suggest only installing the programs you need. Like you probably don't need Freehand or ColdFusion, and not Fireworks, because you already have Photoshop 7. I have Dreamweaver MX 2004, and Flash MX 2004 Professional. :biggrin: With Flash you can take the tutorial and learn it just fine, but for Dreamweaver I recommend using the book. Unless you downloaded it off Bittorrent or something, then you would have to buy a book, or try and figure it out using the help, and your brain. You can make Flash movies for school projects too. Download a template off the internet, custimize it yourself, and present. Or a small website, on a disk. :biggrin: Or use it on your blog. Like at http://blogger.com
 
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I think the first step for killing Franzbear is to get rid of people who post here regularly!
You try to kill him by your new method but someone resurrect him again (or perhaps reveal your method to Franzbear!)
So don't waste your time anymore!:devil: :-p
 
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Mk said:
I suggest only installing the programs you need. Like you probably don't need Freehand or ColdFusion, and not Fireworks, because you already have Photoshop 7. I have Dreamweaver MX 2004, and Flash MX 2004 Professional. :biggrin: With Flash you can take the tutorial and learn it just fine, but for Dreamweaver I recommend using the book. Unless you downloaded it off Bittorrent or something, then you would have to buy a book, or try and figure it out using the help, and your brain. You can make Flash movies for school projects too. Download a template off the internet, custimize it yourself, and present. Or a small website, on a disk. :biggrin: Or use it on your blog. Like at http://blogger.com

I've only installed flash and dreamweaver.

I may install fireworks to see how it is
 
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Yeah, I did that last week. Its nothing to get your panties in a bunch. I have Photoshop Elements 2, and it rocks harder than Fireworks. But in Fireworks you can do some quite limited CAD type things, but its not worth using instead of a CAD program.
 
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Lisa! said:
I think the first step for killing Franzbear is to get rid of people who post here regularly!
Oh, good idea! I better start banning everyone who posts in here regularly (except myself, of course)...that should secure the kill for me. :biggrin:
 
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Except Mk of course, because we have the same social personality. We are soul mates! :cry:
 
  • #9,425
well if you ask it's necessary to ban you since you have the same social personality! Just imagine how annoying it's if I'd double post all my replies to threads!
 
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"Just imagine how annoying it is if..." I was Lisa!
 
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yomamma said:
I've only installed flash and dreamweaver.

I may install fireworks to see how it is

I personally love fireworks. But that may be because I haven't had the time to learn Photoshop 7.0 and have grown accustomed to using fireworks.

Flash is amazing.
 
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I guess Fireworks and Photoshop are really the same kind of thing, but photoshop is more for photographs, and in photoshop there is not so much emphasis on vector vs. oh I forgot, whatever the other one is.
 
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yeah, fireworks and photoshop are really similar. I like photoshop better for effects, but you have to use fireworks to put your images in flash (if you want them to look good):frown:
 
  • #9,430
I'd rather use fireworks for launching Franzbear. :devil:
 
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Moonbear said:
I'd rather use fireworks for launching Franzbear. :devil:

I already tried it remember? He is immune to high speed trajectories.
 
  • #9,432
rocketboy said:
I already tried it remember? He is immune to high speed trajectories.
Yes, but it's still fun to watch. :biggrin:

*BLAM*

Oooooooh

*Kerpow*

Aaaaaah


*sizzle*

Ohhhhhh (I really like the ones that sizzle.)
 
  • #9,433
Franzbear is, most unfortunatly, immortal. Unlike us mere constructs of flesh and blood, he is an idea. We could poison him, shoot him, blow him up, launch him into space and strangle him but he won't die. Someone will resurect him every time. Damn those healers!
 
  • #9,434
If he's an idea hen let's forget him...


but I still get the last post
 
  • #9,435
If he is forgotten does he die?
 
  • #9,436
rocketboy said:
If he is forgotten does he die?
Yes, but then the person who killed him can't come back to gloat about it, and what would be the fun in that?
 
  • #9,437
I can gloat about the legend of the 'infamous thread' whose name is unknown--only the person who killed him became famous on PF...

:D
 
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yomamma said:
I can gloat about the legend of the 'infamous thread' whose name is unknown--only the person who killed him became famous on PF...

:D
I think the only one who will be infamous for this thread is tribdog for creating the nightmare. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,439
what if tribdog 'mysteriously disappears'?
 
  • #9,440
He did, and lost his pink ribbon because of it. Speaking of pink ribbon winners disappearing, has anyone seen Danger lately?
 
  • #9,441
Moonbear said:
He did, and lost his pink ribbon because of it. Speaking of pink ribbon winners disappearing, has anyone seen Danger lately?


Nope, and lots of sheep have gone missing too
 
  • #9,442
franznietzsche said:
Nope, and lots of sheep have gone missing too
:bugeye: That sounds very, very suspicious. I think the pink ribbon is jinxed too. Legend has it that the wearer of the pink ribbon is tossed into a volcano shortly after the award ceremony. :biggrin: It would be bad if Danger forgot to wear his asbestos long-johns.
 
  • #9,443
The sheep obviously kidnapped them! and...oh, no! they took franzbear too!:rolleyes:
 
  • #9,444
Moonbear said:
Yes, but then the person who killed him can't come back to gloat about it, and what would be the fun in that?
And herein lies the terrible irony that Franzbear flaunts in our face and laughs at our pathetic attempts to slaughter him. Sadistic SOB
 
  • #9,445
Yes, I think so.
 
  • #9,446
I'm bored and you people aren't helping.


 
  • #9,447
If you want to have fun in the futile attmept to slay Fanzbear, go right ahead. Here, if it helps I'll try something that hasn't been done before: locking him in a darkened room until he starves in agony. Don't worry, I walled the door and muffled it so his screams of insanity and starvation won't be heard.
 
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Dawguard said:
If you want to have fun in the futile attmept to slay Fanzbear, go right ahead. Here, if it helps I'll try something that hasn't been done before: locking him in a darkened room until he starves in agony. Don't worry, I walled the door and muffled it so his screams of insanity and starvation won't be heard.
Hmmmm...we might have tried that too. :rolleyes: You'll have to go back and read all 9500 replies to be sure.
 
  • #9,449
How about we 'accidentally' put him with the Pasta? He is the right shape and size



We'll need some pasta!
 
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Moonbear said:
Hmmmm...we might have tried that too. :rolleyes: You'll have to go back and read all 9500 replies to be sure.
Well, considering I don't have time to do that I'll just take pleasure in his renuined pain. What we need is a comprehensive list of everything that's been done to him, that way we can come up with innovate methods of death. That or anything else we can think of to keep him alive while trying to kill him at the same time. ARRGHH, curse these philosophical paradoxes!
 

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