Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #9,551
are you an abc 15 local news reporter...?
 
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yomamma said:
are you an abc 15 local news reporter...?
If I was I wouldn't have the intellectual capacity to exist on this forum.
 
  • #9,553
that is true
 
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Dawguard said:
If I was I wouldn't have the intellectual capacity to exist on this forum.
that hasn't stopped yomamma
 
  • #9,555
I'm not an ABC 15 local news reporter...
 
  • #9,556
see what I mean
 
  • #9,557
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My two cents.
 
  • #9,558
yes. I do.



you're mean
 
  • #9,559
You can see!
 
  • #9,560
I'm going to try something new:

NEXT ONE TO POST IS BANNED!
 
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yomamma said:
I'm going to try something new:

NEXT ONE TO POST IS BANNED!
What a wonderful idea to kill this immortal therd
 
  • #9,562
My therd attempt at killing this thread is now.
 
  • #9,563
yomamma said:
I'm going to try something new:

NEXT ONE TO POST IS BANNED!

I guess its safe to post now :bugeye:
 
  • #9,564
no, it's not...
 
  • #9,565
How about now?
 
  • #9,566
nope, keep waiting until I PM you...
 
  • #9,567
I see! And why do you think we should trust you?
 
  • #9,568
because you'll get banned if you don't.
 
  • #9,569
Congrats on your mentorship, then?
 
  • #9,570
No, I have connections :cool:
 
  • #9,571
Good for you and bad for poor franzbear!:frown:
is he dating Moonbear?[/color]
 
  • #9,572
Would somebody please hack into yomamma's computer and do something that makes his internet out of commission for a few days so that we can let somebody worthy kill this thread? Perhaps trib, since he started it.

Long ago the prophecies of franzbear were written, stating that only he who created him could destroy him...

...and my creativity runs out for the night.
 
  • #9,573
I think yomamma is the 1 who's worthy kill franzbear!

Now can I post here safely? :cool:
 
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rocketboy said:
so that we can let somebody worthy kill this thread? Perhaps trib, since he started it.
don't blame this thing on me. It was a nice, friendly manageable thread when I started it. Then it started hanging out with the wrong crowd and now just look at it.
 
  • #9,575
The Orgin of Franzbear!

I thought since were trying kill franzbear I thought a good Idea to explain his orgin in three part series called the Franzbear orgin: (I spelled it worng)
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2817849
Yes I made some new progress on the franzbear effect.I decieded to make it into a movie to explain it.I will realse the last one for this therds 1 year anniversery.:biggrin:
 
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tribdog said:
don't blame this thing on me. It was a nice, friendly manageable thread when I started it. Then it started hanging out with the wrong crowd and now just look at it.
If you hadn't disappeared suddenly, it wouldn't happen!:devil:
 
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scott1 said:
I thought since were trying kill franzbear I thought a good Idea to explain his orgin in three part series called the Franzbear orgin: (I spelled it worng)
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2817849
Yes I made some new progress on the franzbear effect.I decieded to make it into a movie to explain it.I will realse the last one for this therds 1 year anniversery.:biggrin:


Tribdog, Moonbear, and I would like to collectively point out that this account is entirely fictitious and wrong.
 
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franznietzsche said:
Tribdog, Moonbear, and I would like to collectively point out that this account is entirely fictitious and wrong.
Yes it is but it's just a new at killing this therd:biggrin: Your not in it
 
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franznietzsche said:
Tribdog, Moonbear, and I would like to collectively point out that this account is entirely fictitious and wrong.
Yeah, everyone knows the nocturnally roving purple jellyfish have nothing to do with making e-children! (Though, I'm amused that the movie has an actor that looks so much like a nocturnally roving purple jellyfish!)
 
  • #9,580
Has this thread become so bad the we have started making franzbear prequels? prequels suck
 
  • #9,581
It's never safe to post here: they're coming! . Everyone leave now, before it's too late!
 
  • #9,582
who's coming? what?
 
  • #9,583
Alright, I don't have much time but I'll try to explain. Tripdog's attempt to create another Franzbear is in violation of the laws physics. Franzbear is the personification of everything in this thread, so to make a second, identical thread would be to have two personifications of the same thing, which is impossible due to the conservation of matter and energy. Unfortunatly Franzbear isn't "real", so the laws are less rigid with him. The attempt mearly tugs at them, and a rip is starting to form in the being that gives rise to reality.

Do you see the terror now! Black creatures of the abyss are rising forth from this ever widening hole. We must destroy Franzbear now, before its too late! He must be sacrificed! No one post, or you'll all die!
 
  • #9,584
I have no problem with dying! :cool:
 
  • #9,585
It's not just dying; it's oblivion. There is nothing past reality, even death is a part of existent reality. The hole that tripdog made leads into nothingness. Pure, unfathomable nothingness! We can't risk it being open, leave and let Franzbear be sacrificed for the good of humanity!
 
  • #9,586
all right, so I'll kill him. nobody post or you die.
 
  • #9,587
Well, I'm ready !
 
  • #9,588
no, you're not
 
  • #9,589
I want to be dead!:cry:
 
  • #9,590
Dammit you two, either figure out how to fix the problem or get out of here! Lisa, if you want to die there's plenty of time to do it without being sucked into a hole of nothingness. Yomamma, there's no need to die gloriously in Franzbear's empty embrace. I'll hold off the abyss for as long as I can before plunging in the sacrificial dagger: I found it so it's my duty. Just RUN!
 
  • #9,591
nah,lemme kill it.
 
  • #9,592
this is becoming so legendary that I think its time for a prophecy...

it is foretold by some really cool person that franzbear will meet his end on his 10000 birthday. Further that whomever gives him his first birthday card on the actual day, will be his assasin...

All game?

=)
 
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  • #9,593
no...


OMG, HIS B-DAY IS IN 3.25 HOURS!

moonbear, I hope you get a huge party :cool:
 
  • #9,594
yomamma said:
no...


OMG, HIS B-DAY IS IN 3.25 HOURS!

moonbear, I hope you get a huge party :cool:
Only an hour away here...unless we're going for birth hour, not just birth day. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,595
Wow it was like ~13 hours ago!
 
  • #9,596
2 hours to go. I'll check in tomorrow for the party
 
  • #9,597
Happy Birthday Franzbear![/color][/size]



 
  • #9,598
happy almost bday franzbear.
 
  • #9,599
Indeed, happy birthday Franzbear! Now lead me to real party: bring out the keg! :biggrin:
 
  • #9,600
Happy birthday franzbear, I'd check in on you at school but this site's been blocked...
 
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