Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[yourdadonapogostick]

wow, that was really stupid

 

[JamesU]

I'm not a bad parent, I have no children! How could I have children without a partner or the means to produce them?

Have you even read yourself? I have. You have children. remember? Moonbear, Evo, artman, Danger, and many others can verify that.

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

yes, several children. didn't most of them die, though?

 

[JamesU]

No, Kiashoe* was beaten brutally by Dansos, who is on death row. And Kiashoe* recovered and the went on steroids.

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

LIAR!![/size]

 

[JamesU]

umm...no. I've read the whole thread. ;)

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

bored, were you?

 

[JamesU]

extrememly...

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

how can you read 672 pages of pure spam?

 

[scott1]

how can you read 672 pages of pure spam?

It's TKC the reqular laws of everything doesn't apply here.

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

whatever happened to the tiki bar?

 

[Mk]

I'm two pages late. You guys are so lame.

 

[franzbear!]

I apologize, it appears that I do have children. However, the technical term should be spawn, becuase they are not children in the traditional sense.

 

[Moonbear]

I apologize, it appears that I do have children. However, the technical term should be spawn, becuase they are not children in the traditional sense.

They aren't children, they're strings. We'll have to have that talk again, huh son? They really need to teach string theory in thread hygiene class.

 

[JamesU]

Who was the other parent?

 

[franzbear!]

Hmm...I do indeed need to learn string theory. Sounds...stimulating. Problem is, I can't go to any school or read any books on the subject. Care to explain all the...um...intricate details of it?

 

[Dawguard]

Who was the other parent?

You should know yomamma, you spent the time reading the entire thread. How long did that take you? I read the first two hundred pages, but that was as far as I got before jumping right to the end.

 

[Lisa!]

LIAR!![/size]

Beautiful !, but unfortunately you didn'y use it for the right word!

P.S. we don't have size=100! we even don't have size=1 recently.

 

[franznietzsche]

Hmm...I do indeed need to learn string theory. Sounds...stimulating. Problem is, I can't go to any school or read any books on the subject. Care to explain all the...um...intricate details of it?

Well...when two knots love each other very much...ok, so yeah love has nothing to do with it whatsoever.

 

[Mattara]

Hmm...I do indeed need to learn string theory. Sounds...stimulating. Problem is, I can't go to any school or read any books on the subject. Care to explain all the...um...intricate details of it?

http://www.superstringtheory.com/

That is good for both n00bs and not-n00bs.

 

[Mattara]

ATTENTION users of pf:

freewebspace.net are in the Guinness Book of records for a thread with 5,300 replies.

OMG!"11111§111

we are the pwn0rz. quick, someone apply!

 

[Lisa!]

Lisa! also knows who Lisa! is. What Lisa! doesn't know, is that I also know who Lisa! is.

I wonder if I prove to Lisa! that I know who Lisa! is, if she'll then tell me who Franzbear! is.

I want to tell you who franzbear! is, although I don't get anything here. But the problem is that I can't reveal franzbear!'s secret.

 

[Mk]

ATTENTION users of pf:

freewebspace.net are in the Guinness Book of records for a thread with 5,300 replies.

OMG!"11111§111

we are the pwn0rz. quick, someone apply!

I'm looking for the biggest thread on the internet

This Microsoft help forums thread is 14,000 replies. "How to Webbrowse" http://forums.microsoft.com/MSDN/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=7228&SiteID=1

This moronic thread (and forum) has over 2.5 millions replies. http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/vie...=13a0e2997c5d1015b39fbad9c8e3989a&page=163505

 

[Lisa!]

How many years does it take to get 2.5 millions replies here?

 

[JamesU]

Everyon, let's gt 2.51 million replies!

And dawguard, it's never been descussed...

 

[franzbear!]

I want to tell you who franzbear! is, although I don't get anything here. But the problem is that I can't reveal franzbear!'s secret.

Thanks Lisa! Poor Zoobyshoe will have to stay in the dark.

 

[Dawguard]

This moronic thread (and forum) has over 2.5 millions replies. http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/vie...=13a0e2997c5d1015b39fbad9c8e3989a&page=163505

This one doesn't qualify, it's nothing but a bunch of empty posts simply to jack up the count.

 

[Lisa!]

Thanks Lisa! Poor Zoobyshoe will have to stay in the dark.

I don't think any zoobie in the world would want to have electricity in his shelter anyway!

 

[franzbear!]

It's just a little too civilized for them. How do zoobies live anyway, and how does he access a computer?

 

[Lisa!]

I don't know! ask himself, although I don't think he'd answer your question after all.

(Moonbear, what a curious and sophisticated son you have! )

 

[franzbear!]

Zooby, consider the question addressed to you, please do answer it. I can't help being curious Lisa!, I know so little and am surounded by so much knowledge that I have to dive into it.

 

[Moonbear]

Zooby, consider the question addressed to you, please do answer it. I can't help being curious Lisa!, I know so little and am surounded by so much knowledge that I have to dive into it.

Speaking of diving, I heard your Uncle Artman has a new adventure planned for you soon. It's a new extreme sport...I know how much you love those, so I gave him permission to take you along on the trip. Apparently, they fill a pool with cement, and...well, I don't want to spoil the whole surprise.

 

[Artman]

Speaking of diving, I heard your Uncle Artman has a new adventure planned for you soon. It's a new extreme sport...I know how much you love those, so I gave him permission to take you along on the trip. Apparently, they fill a pool with cement, and...well, I don't want to spoil the whole surprise.

Thanks for not spoiling the surprise Moonbear. It'll be such fun!

First of all Franzbear, you'll need brand new diving gear. It has to be made of Lead with an asbestos lining.

Why lead? Because you'll need the extra weight to carry you through the thicker cement, silly boy.

Why asbestos lining? Because of the flames, of course. Wouldn't want you to get hurt.

What's that, isn't asbestos bad for you? Oh you won't live long enough for it to be... Don't worry about that. Let's just worry about those flames and the acid... Yeah.

 

[franzbear!]

I'm looking forward to it, how long will it be? You know how much I love diving and swimming!

 

[JamesU]

Come on! someone apply to get PF a world record!

 

[Moonbear]

I'm looking forward to it, how long will it be? You know how much I love diving and swimming!

Well, you have to remember to wait an hour after you eat. I hear it's more challenging in the summer, when the cement cures a bit faster.

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

i am starting to think he will live forever

 

[Lisa!]

Glad to hear some good news about you!
(now he's going to post a )

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

 

[Lisa!]

!

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

just for you: ![/size]

 

[Moonbear]

Oooh, YDOAPS got post #10101...that's pretty cool.

 

[JamesU]

my, god! we're already at 10101?!okay lisa!:

![/size]

 

[Lisa!]

wow, sounds like everyone is nice to me!
Thanks everyone!

 

[Mk]

I get post 10107. I would like post 424242, or 299 792 458.

 

[JamesU]

I want post 112358 (etc)

 

[franzbear!]

You all might get post counts, but I am the posts! Even if someone else gets 10,100 I am the thread so I am the post. I get all of them, ha!

 

[JamesU]

you're not even franzbear. You're just some person pretending to be him. So no.

 

[franzbear!]

I take nothing back. I get everything. Sorry yomamma, but I'm the only franzbear! here.

 

[JamesU]

good. now die.