Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Danger said:
He didn't. He called him stuoid. He obvious suspects that Franzbear is on the thread equivalent of steroids.
Oh, but of course! You'd think I'd recognize the name of a steroid when I see it. :rolleyes: So, what do stuoids do? I always think of guys named Stu as accountants. Does a stuoid make you faster at adding columns of numbers in your head, or able to memorize vast quantities of obscure tax code?
 
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Moonbear said:
:smile: That's great! I really think that skeleton costume suits yomamma well. :biggrin:
Same from me, Huck. Sorry I didn't respond before. I was a little occupied.

Moonbear said:
Oh, but of course! You'd think I'd recognize the name of a steroid when I see it. :rolleyes:
Yes, I did. You should be ashamed of yourself. PhD indeed!

Moonbear said:
So, what do stuoids do?
I dunno; I've never taken them. If Franzbear really is on them, apparently they make you damned nigh indestructible.

How fast were you driving, anyhow? Didn't you leave work like 5 minutes before this post?
 
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Danger said:
Yes, I did. You should be ashamed of yourself. PhD indeed!
:redface:

I dunno; I've never taken them. If Franzbear really is on them, apparently they make you damned nigh indestructible.
:smile: That must be his secret. Now we just need to find his supplier and cut him off from those stuoids so we can kill him. :devil:

No, no, franzbear, it's for your own good.
 
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Yomamma chose the skull face lego guy. He used it in a movie he made when SOS first linked to the site here. I went with that.
 
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A stuoid, is the negative equivelant of steroid :rolleyes: it..makes you weaker, but gets you lit (this is from franzbear's point of view) It comes as a mushroom, and what franz does, is he boils it into a tea, he drinks it, causing utterly strange posts to occur inside his body
 
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I'm still wondering how "thread killer champions" turned into "franzbear," or "franz..."
 
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don't forget franzie, franzo, franzino, or franzestite
 
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yomamma said:
A stuoid, is the negative equivelant of steroid :rolleyes: it..makes you weaker, but gets you lit (this is from franzbear's point of view) It comes as a mushroom, and what franz does, is he boils it into a tea, he drinks it, causing utterly strange posts to occur inside his body

I'm so disappointed in my son. Franzbear, you should know better than to believe in that homeopathy stuff. :rolleyes: Tsk tsk.
 
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Moonbear's just going to sneak in during the night and steal them so she could get high

Moonbear didn't hear that, right?[/size]
 
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yomamma said:
Moonbear's just going to sneak in during the night and steal them so she could get high

Moonbear didn't hear that, right?[/size]
I'm not so old my hearing is going bad yet! I'm not interested in getting high off of stuoids; who knows what sort of side effects they might have! :eek:
 
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yomamma said:
Moonbear didn't hear that, right?[/size]
Are you nuts?! She has ears like a bat. RUN!
 
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Danger said:
Are you nuts?! She has ears like a bat. RUN!
He's just lucky he's too young for the electroejaculator. :mad:
 
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bad temper, idiocy, going online while you're supposed to be at the lab working, having franzbear for a son, these are the side effects of stuoids. MOONBEAR!?[/size]
 
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Moonbear said:
He's just lucky he's too young for the electroejaculator. :mad:
Damn right. :approve:
 
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yomamma said:
bad temper, idiocy, going online while you're supposed to be at the lab working, having franzbear for a son, these are the side effects of stuoids. MOONBEAR!?[/size]
Hmm...since BT seems to have left the room, how about we all gang up on yomamma instead? :devil: :biggrin:
 
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yomamma said:
bad temper, idiocy, going online while you're supposed to be at the lab working, having franzbear for a son, these are the side effects of stuoids. MOONBEAR!?[/size]
Moonbear said:
He's just lucky he's too young for the electroejaculator. :mad:
Are you sure you don't want to rethink that?
 
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Oh my god, she's high :rolleyes:
 
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Danger said:
Are you sure you don't want to rethink that?
I joined a forum and I had to pick the one with all the perverts :rolleyes:
 
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Danger said:
Are you sure you don't want to rethink that?
Don't think it didn't cross my mind. :devil: But, it might outright kill him, and that wouldn't be much fun. I'm only a thread-killer, everyone else I prefer torturing. :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
Hmm...since BT seems to have left the room, how about we all gang up on yomamma instead? :devil: :biggrin:
A decent suggestion. :biggrin: He has been getting a bit uppity since he became a teenager.
 
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Moonbear said:
Don't think it didn't cross my mind. :devil: But, it might outright kill him
As in the Little Johnny joke: "Rectum?! It damned near killed him!"? :biggrin:
 
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Danger said:
As in the Little Johnny joke: "Rectum?! It damned near killed him!"? :biggrin:

:smile: :smile: Little Johnny is one perverted kid! :smile:
 
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Don't think it didn't cross my mind. But, it might outright kill him, and that wouldn't be much fun. I'm only a thread-killer, everyone else I prefer torturing.

:eek: when moonbear's about to torture you, you can just kiss your ass goodbye.(danger please do not interpret this as something that it's not meant to be :rolleyes: )
 
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yomamma said:
(danger please do not interpret this as something that it's not meant to be :rolleyes: )
Moi? o:)(10)
 
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Moonbear said:
He's just lucky he's too young for the electroejaculator. :mad:
Moonbear aint so scary. I aint afraid ah no electroejaculator. I think Moonbear is sexy when she's angry. I could spend all day antagonizing her just to make up later.

Does this irritate you? *pulls at Moonbear's ear*
Do I nauseate you? *pinches Moonbear's nose*
 
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Danger said:
Moi? o:)(10)
This deserves a gigantic rolleyes smiley, but this will have to do:

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Huckleberry said:
Moonbear aint so scary. I aint afraid ah no electroejaculator. I think Moonbear is sexy when she's angry. I could spend all day antagonizing her just to make up later.

Does this irritate you? *pulls at Moonbear's ear*
Do I nauseate you? *pinches Moonbear's nose*
huck there are children present...


shouldn't you be warning us about moonbear?
 
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Huckleberry said:
Moonbear aint so scary. I aint afraid ah no electroejaculator. I think Moonbear is sexy when she's angry. I could spend all day antagonizing her just to make up later.

Does this irritate you? *pulls at Moonbear's ear*
Do I nauseate you? *pinches Moonbear's nose*

Oh, so you're a masochist, are you? :devil: You know you're not too young, don't you? *readjusts settings: high...nope...very high...nope...rhino...that should do it*

Oops, I seem to have dropped some sushi; Huck, please be a darling and pick that up for me. I'll share the sushi if you do that for me. o:)
 
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I'll get the urn :rolleyes: