Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Well, I'm working my way up from a few hours to a few days. What other horribly boring topics of my day can I bring up?
 
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  • #1,152
You probably have much more interesting things to talk about than I.
 
  • #1,153
I bet "Matt wasting time Whatever" sounds good...

Daniel.
 
  • #1,154
Not today. I woke up, I had my coffee, checked my emails, went to work, checked my emails, got some forms signed, worked on a manuscript, lost track of time doing that, posted on PF a bit, kept writing, looked up, and it was nearly 6 pm. Decided I didn't want to sit in my office anymore, drove home, got the mail, chucked the junk, cringed at the bills, called a friend, got online, reheated some dinner, brought it over here by the computer, clicked on my bookmark for PF, and here I am again! Tomorrow I should finally have the supplies I've been waiting too long for to get myself back into the lab and doing something more enjoyable than hiding in an office all day.
 
  • #1,155
Woke up, had my water, checked email, checked out pf, ate some french toast, read some history, posted on pf, ate some pizza, and came back to pf. Hmm, quite a loser indeed, I am. :cry:

What am I saying. Today has been crazy! It is snowing, in New Mexico! And good too. Probably got about 2-3in already. Largest amount of snow I have ever seen here.
 
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  • #1,156
I've got a stomach virus. I haven't been able to even sit up for the past 2 days. So I decided to come in now and give the thread my germ. That ought to kill it. I'm going to go lay back down. Bye bye.
 
  • #1,157
It's not going to work for me,though...I'm immune to everything.

Daniel.
 
  • #1,158
I already got that germ for Christmas, and then gave it to everyone else in the country...I'm generous like that. :biggrin:
 
  • #1,159
I have not been sick in years :-p
 
  • #1,160
happy pi day, everyone. I have not decided how to celebrate yet officially, but we did a little digit reciting earlier today up on campus.
 
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mattmns said:
I have not been sick in years :-p

I guess some people are just carriers. :biggrin: :smile:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
happy pi day, everyone. I have not decided how to celebrate yet officially, but we did a little digit reciting earlier today up on campus.

Happy pi day to you too! It took me a minute, then I remembered what the date is. :smile: Do you celebrate by eating pie?
 
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Moonbear said:
Happy pi day to you too! It took me a minute, then I remember what the date is. :smile: Do you celebrate by eating pie?
Actually, the math department was selling pie slices this morning, in honor of pi day. They were trying to raise money for something or other.
 
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Moonbear said:
I guess some people are just carriers. :biggrin: :smile:
? I am not exactly sure what you mean. :confused:
 
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mattmns said:
? I am not exactly sure what you mean. :confused:

You know, just spreading the sickness. :-p

Math Is Hard said:
Actually, the math department was selling pie slices this morning, in honor of pi day. They were trying to raise money for something or other.

Did they charge $3.14 for a slice? :biggrin:
 
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Ahh, well I guess I did know what you meant. Just was not thinking clearly :biggrin:

Geeze it looks like everyone is celebrating pi day. I can not believe I did not leave to go celebrate it.
 
  • #1,167
I cannot believe I never heard of pi day before. People are giving out pie and I missed it!
 
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Artman said:
I've got a stomach virus. I haven't been able to even sit up for the past 2 days. So I decided to come in now and give the thread my germ. That ought to kill it. I'm going to go lay back down. Bye bye.
Poor Artman! There isn't much worse than that. <sprays lysol on the thread>

Hope you feel better soon!
 
  • #1,169
I can't believe I didn't realize it was pi day. I'll make sure and remember next year, though.
 
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Is it too late to bake pie now? I think I have all the ingredients for pecan pie. Will that do? :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
Is it too late to bake pie now? I think I have all the ingredients for pecan pie. Will that do? :biggrin:

I love pecan pie! I say go for it.
 
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I might need some help eating it. That's a lot of sugar in one pie. :biggrin:
 
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Evo said:
Poor Artman! There isn't much worse than that. <sprays lysol on the thread>

Hope you feel better soon!
Thanks for your concern, Evo. Everyone else is talking about pie. (Which does not sound like a good idea at this point in time.) To tell you how sick I was, I was actually having dreams about this thread. Is that weird or what? :smile:

By the way this is what my head is doing :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:.

Have to go. Bye-bye again.
 
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You know I was having a dream about pf last night too. I think MIH sparked the whole thing. It was quite weird. It was like I was reading threads, and thinking about what to post in one, when I then woke up. However, I did not come in here to check my pm box or the forums at all, and I do not remember exactly what the thread I was reading was about. I think it was one of the sex/women threads.
 
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mattmns said:
You know I was having a dream about pf last night too. I think MIH sparked the whole thing. It was quite weird. It was like I was reading threads, and thinking about what to post in one, when I then woke up. However, I did not come in here to check my pm box or the forums at all, and I do not remember exactly what the thread I was reading was about. I think it was one of the sex/women threads.

That's truly sad. A young man your age should be dreaming about sex and women, not sex/women threads! :-p

As for Artman, that sounds like one nasty bug. Though, I wonder if he knows he really was on posting last night. He may have been so delirious he thought he was dreaming it. :wink:

Speaking of which, has anyone heard from tribdog recently? It's been days since he's been on. Sometimes he has problems with his ISP, but this seems excessively long. (Unless he was on this morning and I haven't seen his posts yet.)
 
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mattmns said:
You know I was having a dream about pf last night too. I think MIH sparked the whole thing. It was quite weird.
My eyes must be going too. I thought that said MIH spanked the whole thing. I've had that dream myself. :biggrin:

Moonbear said:
As for Artman, that sounds like one nasty bug. Though, I wonder if he knows he really was on posting last night. He may have been so delirious he thought he was dreaming it.
Was I on last night? :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
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Artman said:
My eyes must be going too. I thought that said MIH spanked the whole thing. I've had that dream myself. :biggrin:
Yeah that was my dream of the night before. :!)
 
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Artman said:
My eyes must be going too. I thought that said MIH spanked the whole thing.

I think we all have. :-p
 
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Chrono said:
I think we all have. :-p

I haven't. :-p
 
  • #1,180
U guys are nuts.

163 pages??
 
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Moonbear said:
I haven't. :-p

I should have clarified that all of us guys have. :wink:
 
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kaos said:
U guys are nuts.

Yes!

163 pages??

Only 122. You can increase the number of posts you view per page. :biggrin:
 
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kaos said:
U guys are nuts.

163 pages??

I only have 122.

Edit: Make that 123. This post is what did it.
 
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EEEEEEK! The Spiders Are BACK![/size]

Who invited them this time?

(Sorry, just noticed and had to comment...the slurping was getting to me!)
 
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Spiders? I have only 62pages :smile:
 
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I'll have to bring in the spiders more often...it seems it scared everyone away for the whole afternoon, and the kitten loved playing with them. Well, until all the spiders are gone, I'm keeping my pants cuffs duct-taped around my ankles. No nasty spiders are crawling up my legs! *shiver*

Who's going to save me from all the nasty spiders? *spoken in best "damsel in distress" voice* :smile:
 
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Ohh I see now. Looks like we got about 300 of them. I know I won't be saving you, *screams like a little girl* ahhh spiders!
 
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Moonbear said:
I'll have to bring in the spiders more often...it seems it scared everyone away for the whole afternoon, and the kitten loved playing with them. Well, until all the spiders are gone, I'm keeping my pants cuffs duct-taped around my ankles. No nasty spiders are crawling up my legs! *shiver*

Who's going to save me from all the nasty spiders? *spoken in best "damsel in distress" voice* :smile:
Why'd it have to be spiders?

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There are still some left :rolleyes:
 
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Hitting the rubber nose took the fight out of me there for a minute.

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Ut-oh, busted my bullwhip.
 
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Oh, wait, I know a better way to get rid of them! If we just go into this chamber of the tomb and remove this relic from the pedestal it's on, like this *removes relic*

rrrr[/size]rrrrrRRRRRR[/size]RRRRRRRRRRRUMBLE[/size]

RUN![/size]


*panting in small nook in the wall*
You get that big boulder to squash all the spiders.

Good thing I watched Indiana Jones a few times! :biggrin:
 
  • #1,192
Moonbear said:
Good thing I watched Indiana Jones a few times! :biggrin:

That'll come in handy when you have the dude who rips your heart out, leaving you still alive, and dips you into molten magma.
 
  • #1,193
Chrono said:
That'll come in handy when you have the dude who rips your heart out, leaving you still alive, and dips you into molten magma.
Wow, pretty accurate description. Can we guarantee that he gets squashed by the boulder? :-p
 
  • #1,194
Chrono said:
That'll come in handy when you have the dude who rips your heart out, leaving you still alive, and dips you into molten magma.

Oh, I think I've already met him. :-p I agree with Evo, we'll just make sure he gets squashed by the boulder too! :devil:
 
  • #1,195
Moonbear said:
Oh, I think I've already met him. :-p I agree with Evo, we'll just make sure he gets squashed by the boulder too! :devil:
Can we let the spiders have a go at him first? :biggrin:
 
  • #1,196
Evo said:
Can we let the spiders have a go at him first? :biggrin:

You mean you'll sacrifice the spiders? I'm sure they'll get hit by the boulder, as well.
 
  • #1,197
Evo said:
Can we let the spiders have a go at him first? :biggrin:

*squeals with glee* I just knew those spiders would come in handy eventually! :devil: :biggrin:
 
  • #1,198
Chrono said:
You mean you'll sacrifice the spiders? I'm sure they'll get hit by the boulder, as well.
No, no, they're quick. :approve:
 
  • #1,199
Evo said:
No, no, they're quick. :approve:

So, then, it's a good plan to send them. :wink:
 
  • #1,200
Moonbear said:
*squeals with glee* I just knew those spiders would come in handy eventually! :devil: :biggrin:
I love the *squeals with glee*, it sounds so evil. :devil: :biggrin:
 
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