Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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sometimes. the last flood just got cleaned up. you can see the puddles on the floor.
 
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  • #7,292
Are you sure that's flood water or has someone pee'd themselves?
 
  • #7,293
A simple taste test would let you know for sure :)
 
  • #7,294
might be one of the strings. probably artatia or groot.
 
  • #7,295
That's an interesting 'string' theory :)
 
  • #7,296
why does everyone post when i am asleep?
 
  • #7,297
because you live in indiana. nobody else here does.
 
  • #7,298
maybe it's because i go to sleep at 4am and wake up at 1pm.
 
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Out of 8809 posts in this thread, 2003 belong to Moonbear

It seems this thread is more of Moonbear's monologue, and our comments sandwiched between the thoughts

ohh its going to hurt to walk in the morning for this!
 
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cronxeh said:
Out of 8809 posts in this thread, 2003 belong to Moonbear

It seems this thread is more of Moonbear's monologue, and our comments sandwiched between the thoughts

ohh its going to hurt to walk in the morning for this!

Thread statisticians deserve pain
 
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yes, pain...severe pain...*gets out chainsaw*
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
yes, pain...severe pain...*gets out chainsaw*

Red hot pokers are better.
 
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*heats up the chain*
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
*heats up the chain*

Wearing protective gloves, i hope
 
  • #7,305
well, duh!

now where did he go?
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
well, duh!

now where did he go?

He's under the table
 
  • #7,307
oops, caught the table on fire...
 
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Moonbear said:
You might have noticed that nobody has managed that yet. Artman is the only other original thread-killer champion left aside from me, and he took a LOOOOOONG break in the middle, so I think even he's lost the endurance challenge.
What! I'm just waiting for you to actually take a vacation and then I'll pounce on this thread like...well...like something that pounces on threads. :devil:
 
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like...a cat?
 
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Artman said:
What! I'm just waiting for you to actually take a vacation and then I'll pounce on this thread like...well...like something that pounces on threads. :devil:
I would have gone with "like a duck on a june bug", but that's just me.
 
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yomamma said:
... and there's a gas leak down here!
That seems to follow you around. :biggrin:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
I would have gone with "like a duck on a june bug", but that's just me.
Ducks pounce on june bugs? Who'da though
it.
 
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Oh by the way, the table is burning and MIH is pouncing on June bugs like a duck.
 
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****...gas leak...burning table...uh oh!

*runs*
 
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I notice that while everyone is distracted by the attractive MIH as she does her duck imitation, I poor gasoline on the buring table and start piling thread on it like...well...like a duck pouncing on...no that doesn't work...like a goose piling june bugs on a burning table. :biggrin:

No that's not quite right either. Anyway the thread is currently engulfed in flame. You better all leave. :smile:
 
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OH MY GOSH I FORGOT YOMAMMA's GAS LEAK!


BOOOMMMM!
 
  • #7,317
maybe he is finally dead!
 
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i knew better than to come in here.
*picks up duck and june bugs and exits*
 
  • #7,319
My wings are like a shield of steel. :devil: :-p
 
  • #7,320
wow, little franzie is still alive! how can i kill him?