Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #7,591
quit lying on the floor! it's not naptime!and look! you spilled the tar! bet never mind that. get those shingles up on the roof.

go artman![/size]
ZZ[/size]ZZZZ[/size]ZZ--...
oh, it's broken!

good franzbear! you're up on the roof :rolleyes: now, start laying the shingles out!
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I can't take it! *pulls gun out* *aims*

BAM!

BAM!

AAAAHHH![/size]
crap, I missed, all he did was fall off...
 
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  • #7,592
*sighs*
FRANZBEAR! How many times do I have to tell you quit loafing around on the ground and to get those shingles up on the roof?! I swear, kids nowadays are so useless! If you don't climb up yourself, I'm going to have to hoist you up![/size]

*Ties rope around Franzbear's neck. Tosses other end around the chimney. Hooks end up to the back of the truck.* Okay, yomamma, I think it's time for your first driving lesson. Floor It![/size]
 
  • #7,593
first!?
oh well...

VVVVRRRROOOOOMMMMM![/size]

I didn't know volts wagons went 200mph!
I can't see the roof from here, let's walk back
-20 mins later-
oh no... :rolleyes: franzbear's neck is broken. Dr.Moonbear at the killthread local hospital will fix him up!

nno franzbear, we can't afford to go to the savethread hopital
 
  • #7,594
Thanks guys. <snort> (blows nose)

After a hard day at work, coming home to see the attention little Franzbear is getting just warms the cockles of my heart. :approve:
 
  • #7,595
yomamma said:
oh no... :rolleyes: franzbear's neck is broken. Dr.Moonbear at the killthread local hospital will fix him up!

nno franzbear, we can't afford to go to the savethread hopital

Well, I'm not exactly a T.D. (Thread Doctor), but I'm sure I can patch him up good as new. Okay, hold still while I wrap this duct tape around your neck. No, no, I have to make it nice and tight or the bones won't mend properly. :bugeye: Quit making faces at me! *gives an extra tug to the duct tape* That'll teach you to make faces at your mother!
 
  • #7,596
Evo said:
Thanks guys. <snort> (blows nose)

After a hard day at work, coming home to see the attention little Franzbear is getting just warms the cockles of my heart. :approve:
Nothing like warm cockles to make you fell better. :-p

Franzbear, what are you doing lying around here on the ground? You have shingles to carry onto the roof. What's that? Quit mumbling, I can't make out anything you're saying. Something about a cable on the ladder? Oh, I'm sure that's just to stabilize it so you don't fall off. Now hop on up. Oh, while you're heading up there, can you take this bucket of tar for around the flashing? Well, it's easier if you carry a bucket in each hand, you'll be more balanced.

Now, off you go!

*Talks into walkie talkie* Okay Artman, he's back on again...give it another go.

ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPP! sizzle Tzzzttttzzzz ZAAAAPPPPPP!
Tar is combustible isn't it?
Ziiitzzzt...

FlaBLAM!


Yup. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,597
moonbear, you duct taped that poorly, you'l have to re-do it. pull the tape off...

RRRRRIIIIIPPPPPP!


YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!
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now, do it tighter.

ckkk-kkk-cckc[/size]

stop gagging, it's impolite!
 
  • #7,598
Artman said:
Nothing like warm cockles to make you fell better. :-p
Just where in the heart are the cockles? I don't remember them from assembling my "Invisible Woman" model when I was a child.
 
  • #7,599
Evo said:
Just where in the heart are the cockles? I don't remember them from assembling my "Invisible Woman" model when I was a child.
I had a couple of those "Invisible Man" models. I think I saw the cockles on those...:biggrin: :blushing:
 
  • #7,600
Artman said:
I had a couple of those "Invisible Man" models. I think I saw the cockles on those...:biggrin: :blushing:
They weren't that close to the heart... :blushing: But, I've heard that a man's brain is between his :bugeye:

Nevermind.
 
  • #7,601
:devil: :devil: :devil:
:devil: o:) :devil: reminds me of poor Franzbear! :cry:
:devil: :devil: :devil:




Artman said:
I read that American Indians did not settle in West Virginia because they considered it evil. It was a dubious source, so I looked up population studies for Indians online, and he was right, they didn't settle there. You should fit right in.

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
:biggrin::devil::biggrin:
:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
:smile: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #7,602
Lisa! said:
:devil: :devil: :devil:
:devil: o:) :devil: reminds me of poor Franzbear! :cry:
:devil: :devil: :devil:




:smile: :smile: :smile:
Poor Franzbear. Poor sweet innocent Franzbear.

Now where did he get to? Yomamma, where did you duct tape Franzbear now?

I've greased his ladder to make the trip to the roof easier. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,603
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
:biggrin: :rolleyes: :biggrin:
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

you guys: :biggrin:
me: :devil:
 
  • #7,604
and, since the roof is at an 81 degree angle, and franzbear'scovered with grease, I put some nails sticking up for a grip into his feet :devil:
 
  • #7,605
Evo said:
They weren't that close to the heart... :blushing: But, I've heard that a man's brain is between his :bugeye:

Nevermind.
That warms the cockles of my brain.
:smile: :smile:
 
  • #7,606
yomamma said:
and, since the roof is at an 81 degree angle, and franzbear'scovered with grease, I put some nails sticking up for a grip into his feet :devil:
That's a great idea yomamma! You know he needs to take a hammer and a few buckets of nails up with him also.



someone hit that switch over there to the electro-magnet I put under the ladder. :devil:
 
  • #7,607
Artman, I've just come here again because of that post of yours!
 
  • #7,608
the electromagnet's broke! nooooo! I mean.. noooo![/size]

ok, he's gettingon the roof. ewww..the nails are at least working:
AAAAAHHHHHH![/size]
hmmm...
 
  • #7,609
o:) o:) o:)
o:) :blushing: o:)
o:) o:) o:)



Who's :blushing: in this one?
 
  • #7,610
I can tell you, I'm one of the o:) s
 
  • #7,611
yomamma said:
I can tell you, I'm one of the o:) s
:bugeye: :bugeye:These o:) s aren't PF's members! And they're all women in this one!
 
  • #7,612
that is why I was being sarchastic :approve: :biggrin:
 
  • #7,613
yomamma said:
the electromagnet's broke! nooooo! I mean.. noooo![/size]

ok, he's gettingon the roof. ewww..the nails are at least working:
AAAAAHHHHHH![/size]
hmmm...
Hmmm. I wonder what's wrong with that darn electromagnet?

<Artman checks the wiring and sees it's plugged into the faulty outlet. He quickly switches over to a good outlet and tries the switch again.>

Ah. Now it's working. It's attracting Franzbear's hammer as he's holding it over his head.

BANG![/size]

Ooooh. That hammer pulled right back at his head.
That had to hurt.[/size] Ut oh, now the hammer is dragging him over to the edge of the roof, right across yomamma's nails! Oooh!That had to hurt.[/size] Wow! that hammer pulled Franzbear right off that roof!That had to hurt.[/size]

Hmmm. Now here come the nails.
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And the Nail bucket

Clank![/size] :-p :devil:
 
  • #7,614
Lisa! said:
Artman, I've just come here again because of that post of yours!
Good to have you back Lisa! :approve:
 
  • #7,615
Artman said:
Hmmm. I wonder what's wrong with that darn electromagnet?

<Artman checks the wiring and sees it's plugged into the faulty outlet. He quickly switches over to a good outlet and tries the switch again.>

Ah. Now it's working. It's attracting Franzbear's hammer as he's holding it over his head.

BANG![/size]

Ooooh. That hammer pulled right back at his head.
That had to hurt.[/size] Ut oh, now the hammer is dragging him over to the edge of the roof, right across yomamma's nails! Oooh!That had to hurt.[/size] Wow! that hammer pulled Franzbear right off that roof!That had to hurt.[/size]

Hmmm. Now here come the nails.
Thunk Thunk[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunk th th thiist[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunkthunkthunk thunk[/size]fiszThunk[/size]Thunk Thunk Thunk[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunk th th thiist[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunkthunkthunk thunk[/size]fiszThunk[/size]
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Thunk[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunk th th thiist[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunkthunkthunk thunk[/size]fiszThunk[/size]


And the Nail bucket

Clank![/size] :-p :devil:

I forgot about that steel plate in his head and those pins in his leg.
 
  • #7,616
ahh.. pip pip cheerio's top of the morning, thread
 
  • #7,617
Moonbear said:
I forgot about that steel plate in his head and those pins in his leg.
Oh my gosh, that dump truck over there is beginning to roll toward him...
 
  • #7,618
Oh my gosh, it's full of scrap metal!
 
  • #7,619
Sharp scrap metal!


sssssccckkkkkeewwww!AHHHHHHHHHHH! poing !plonck!bonk!sscckkkewwww!'

he' sbeen knocked unconsious. holy crap, how powerful is that magnet?! oh no, and army helicopter!

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW...


BOOM!
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  • #7,620
dude... get a job