Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[BicycleTree]

This thread has the elixir of life and will never, ever die.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Nope. I've had it with this. I'm taking out this thread's feeding tube.
*shnnnuuuurrr-pop!*
There. We'll see how long it lives on it's own.

 

[Pengwuino]

What the, what's this thread about lol

 

[Moonbear]

What the, what's this thread about lol

Nothing. It should be long dead, but people keep giving it a stay of execution.

 

[Pengwuino]

I thought only the governor/moderator can do such things :P

 

[Moonbear]

I thought only the governor/moderator can do such things :P

Well, Congress keeps meddling too.

*gets big syringe and fills it with blue stuff*

 

[BicycleTree]

Joking aside, it's impossible for this thread to die. The nearer it gets to death the more people are motivated to post in it.

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

*gets big syringe and fills it with blue stuff*

Wouldn't air be more cost effective?

 

[BicycleTree]

Do you ever wonder how your conversations would be without smilies?

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

HOW dare you sugest something so draconian and inhuman! For shame

 

[Moonbear]

HOW dare you sugest something so draconian and inhuman! For shame

You're right, that was just wrong of BicycleTree to suggest posts without smilies! Never, ever take away our smilies!

Anyone have any idea where the veins are in a thread? I can't seem to find one.

 

[BicycleTree]

No, seriously, read some of your posts and mentally remove the smilies from them. They read very differently.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Anyone have any idea where the veins are in a thread? I can't seem to find one.

I believe the thread has become dehydrated from the dry wit.

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

Isn't the thread on life support? If so just shoot it into the IV lines that should do the trick.

 

[BicycleTree]

The best way to destroy a thread is by burning.

 

[Moonbear]

Isn't the thread on life support? If so just shoot it into the IV lines that should do the trick.

Goodbye sweet thread, you were dearly loved!

*slowly begins injecting blue stuff into IV line*

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

But what do we set on fire? Tell me and I've got 20 gallons of rocket fuel that could be atomized in the general area of the thread the one spark and poof no more thread, (and half of the city block it was on )

I believe the thread has become dehydrated from the dry wit.

I'll have a dry martini shaken not stirred...oh no...computer being...taken...over by...the spirit of ...Shan...Connery...Best Bond...ever

 

[Math Is Hard]

I'll have a dry martini shaken not stirred...oh no...computer being...taken...over by...the spirit of ...Shan...Connery...Best Bond...ever

Someone else take the night shift. I'm pooped.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I'll leave for you this thread to keep,
If it should die before I wake,
Don't post again for pity's sake.

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

Someone else take the night shift. I'm pooped.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I'll leave for you this thread to keep,
If it should die before I wake,
Don't post again for pity's sake.

And now for a bit of creepiness as I read this post Enter Sandman by Metalica started playing on the radio. This is getting really weird.

 

[BicycleTree]

That sounds like a good name for a song. I don't think I've heard it though. Have you heard "misery" by Greenday?

 

[Moonbear]

Someone else take the night shift. I'm pooped.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I'll leave for you this thread to keep,
If it should die before I wake,
Don't post again for pity's sake.

Don't worry, it will all be over soon. As soon as I'm done injecting the blue stuff, I'll light the match to destroy all the evidence (and make Argentum happy...I'm more and more convinced there's a pyromaniac gene on the Y chromosome).

 

[BicycleTree]

I came up with the burning.

 

[Moonbear]

I came up with the burning.

Sorry. *hands BicycleTree a matchbook* Would you care to do the honors?

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

...Have you heard "misery" by Greenday?

Can't say that I have, the radio station that I listen to plays mostly metal rock, and regular rock & roll from the 70's 80's and early 90's.

And yes Moonbear BicycleTree did suggest the burning I just suggested the means to the end. And for the pryo gene found only in men i have to slightly disagree with you my Mom is a pyro (had to have the house with the fire place) and one of my exes was more of a pyro than me. It was surprising that on camping trips there was any brush or combustibles left in the forest.

 

[Moonbear]

And yes Moonbear BicycleTree did suggest the burning I just suggested the means to the end. And for the pryo gene found only in men i have to slightly disagree with you my Mom is a pyro (had to have the house with the fire place) and one of my exes was more of a pyro than me. It was surprising that on camping trips there was any brush or combustibles left in the forest.

Ah, good to know. It might still be genetic then, but not on the Y chromosome.

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

Ah, good to know. It might still be genetic then, but not on the Y chromosome.

You won't get any argument on that from me. Hey let's start a fund to find out which gene it is then the pharmcuitals can develop a drug to get all of you non pyros to start liking fire.

hehehehe Burn them ALL!

 

[Moonbear]

You won't get any argument on that from me. Hey let's start a fund to find out which gene it is then the pharmcuitals can develop a drug to get all of you non pyros to start liking fire.

hehehehe Burn them ALL!

*dons asbestos suit* As long as we get the thread first!

 

[Mk]

That sounds like a good name for a song. I don't think I've heard it though. Have you heard "misery" by Greenday?

Green Day! Wooo! That's my favorite band ever. Although I've never heard of that song... and its not on iTunes either.

 

[dextercioby]

What's the catch with this thread...? :

 

[ramollari]

What's the catch with this thread...? :

A place where people who have nothing to say can say something

 

[Astronuc]

I was trying to stay out of this thread, but what the hay.

Who is the leading poster here?

Also, it seems like a good place to dump some really important stuff -

Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves. (I think Russ will like this one)

Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "get lost" in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you find a large enough rock.

Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.

Do someone a favor and it becomes your job.

Do whatever your enemies do not want you to do.

Doing a good job around here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit; you get a warm feeling, but nobody notices.

Don't be irreplaceable; if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.

Don't be so open minded that your brain falls out.

Don't bite the hand that has your paycheck in it.

Don't blame me; nobody asked my opinion.

Don't do today that which can be put off till tomorrow.

Don't force it, get a bigger hammer.

Don't get lost in the shuffle, shuffle along with the lost.

Don't lend people money...it gives them amnesia.

Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. - Bo Diddley

Don't look back, something may be gaining on you.

Don't make your doctor your heir.

Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!

Don't permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamppost.

Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding.

Don't try to have the last word; you might get it.

Don't worry about the sand in the Vaseline, they don't use it anyway.

Due to recent budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem.

Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.

Eat the rich. The poor are tough and stringy.

Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.

 

[Moonbear]

I was trying to stay out of this thread, but what the hay.

Who is the leading poster here?

I am! I've given the thread quite a few knockout punches, but they keep resuscitating it.

Also, it seems like a good place to dump some really important stuff -

Dumping? Now you think this is a dumping ground? The poor poor little thread.

 

[Astronuc]

Moonbear, I am not surprised if you are the leader here.

Sorry about 'dump' - poor choice of word. I should've stated - this seems the appropriate venue to impart these important points of wisdom.

Not that they are really important.

 

[ramollari]

Who is the leading poster here?

Just have a look around. It is Moonbear, but temporarily.

 

[Moonbear]

Sorry about 'dump' - poor choice of word. I should've stated - this seems the appropriate venue to impart these important points of wisdom.

Oh, okay. In that case, I'm sure they will be very comforting to the thread in its final hours.

*slips syringe containing orange liquid from pocket and injects thread's IV line*

 

[arildno]

Hmm..moonbear, I thought you'd developed a maternal instinct for this thread.

Evidently, you are the Devouring Mother type, like the Kali goddess in Hindu mythology.

Do you have kids, by the way?

 

[BicycleTree]

Good afternoon, Dr. Shipman.

(Time stamp 5:28 PM EST)
(thread ain't half dead)

 

[Moonbear]

Hmm..moonbear, I thought you'd developed a mother instinct for this thread.

Evidently, you are the Devouring Mother type, like the Kali goddess in Hindu mythology.

Do you have kids, by the way?

I don't think I'm very good at being maternal. Just trying to put this thread out of its misery.

 

[BicycleTree]

This thread's not in misery, it's in its prime.

 

[Chrono]

This thread's not in misery, it's in its prime.

Isn't your post number for this thread prime?

 

[Moonbear]

Isn't your post number for this thread prime?

Which makes this post past its prime. Die thread, die! *takes out scissors and starts cutting thread into tiny pieces*

 

[Chrono]

Which makes this post past its prime. Die thread, die! *takes out scissors and starts cutting thread into tiny pieces*

You know we can just tape the pieces back together.

 

[Moonbear]

You know we can just tape the pieces back together.

*sniffle* You're so cruel, just patching this thread together and propping it up for your own pleasure. Just let it die already.

 

[ramollari]

Good morning PF!

 

[Moonbear]

Good morning PF!

Just couldn't let it slip away in its sleep, huh?

At this point, I'm not sure if we're thread-killers or thread psychopaths!

 

[Astronuc]

Watch out. I will be forced to get an act of Congress and the European Union to keep this thread alive indefinitely.

 

[Moonbear]

Watch out. I will be forced to get an act of Congress and the European Union to keep this thread alive indefinitely.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is what happens when you get a bunch of really stubborn people all in one thread, especially stubborn people with the need to get in the last word.

 

[Artman]

Watch out. I will be forced to get an act of Congress and the European Union to keep this thread alive indefinitely.

I'll just rename it as a tax cut bill, and it will die a quick horrible death.

 

[ramollari]

Some of the serious competitors (sth like Dex, Nietzsche, Bart, tribdog) are already out. Only Moonbear is still stubborn, and recently Astronuc. But MB will also surrender eventually!

 

[Artman]

Some of the serious competitors (sth like Dex, Nietzsche, Bart, tribdog) are already out. Only Moonbear is still stubborn, and recently Astronuc. But MB will also surrender eventually!

Once again, my ability to inhilalate a thread by just posting within it has been underestimated. Just for that, I am going to pull the plug on this thread.

<pitchunck, plop>

There, let's see how long this thread can last without power.













































































































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